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Welp, life goes on
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No one’s impressed by your shitty taste in music
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Bad Joke Eel
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Hopefully the scale isn't broken.
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Ruined it for everyone.
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Its the little things
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After seeing Trump last night equate the Florida school shooting with the FBI’s Russia probe on Twitter - just when you thought he couldn’t go any lower
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My wife is beautiful.
3003
Feels like 9GAG
61
Every damn time....
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I'm stripping the fourth room in my house and have two more to go.
44
For the ladies
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I'm off every Friday and my wife works, it really helps with the brownie points
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It's time for this to stop ladies.
228
It’s okay fellas...
77
Makes sense
149
This doesn't seem like a hard choice to me.
110
Every website now.
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I'm in my late 20's and just started online dating.
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What goes on at Costco HQ every few months
508
Single friend just dropped a truth bomb
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Seriously I don't know what to do.
25
Out of spite, not for glory
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Every time I go to youtube.com. Is it really that hard?
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Seems like an obvious courtesy...
26
One day of meds for Strep and you’re feeling better? And you want to go out partying?
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Sean Bean can't get a rest
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It has been really helpful when I am homesick...
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Something I've learned about dating that I think guys who feel nervous about a first date should know
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That's how you start conversations, right?
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It really does pay off.
64
Thank you Jesus
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Never forget! Relief fund info will be forthcoming.
43
Just take your bananas and go
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Time's Up...kinda
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Where I live in California, it has already begun.
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Several states are considering laws that will allow teachers to carry guns in class...
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Congress could just act on stuff to make everything better for everyone at anytime.
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Blaming Russia for how easily you are divided doesn't absolve you of responsibility
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A Common Sense Solution
263 AtL_eAsTwOoD What never ceases to amaze me is the large majority of people that drive 80+ mph with less than a foot of clearance between them and the car ahead of them in a full on screaming match on the phone with someone. I imagine these are the same people that lay on their horn before the photons of a green traffic light can enter my eyeballs.
90 IAmNotScottBakula In my experience, many drivers understand that a stop sign means "stop", but they don't understand that it also means "wait until you have the right of way before you go".
23 Zanos-Ixshlae Try dealing with power outages and the people who don't know a traffic light that is out is now a massive 4 way stop. I don't knew how many accidents I've had to avoid during Irma's aftermath here in Orlando.
33 DTG_58 The only time I beep is when someone doesn't know the right of way. Like if I'm following someone stopped at a light and we are both going straight and when it turns green they wait for the car coming from the other side to make a left turn. You are killing traffic flow and I hate you.
14 Yanamarie I once had a guy pull-up at a stop light next to me and yell at me that the speed limit was 35....to which my answer was pointing at the 45mph speed limit sign less than 2 feet away.
10 helpnxt Had a guy beep me for merging in front of him on a road that was going from 2 to 1 Lane, like come on dude this is how the junction works!
8 the-dork-knight This is Florida right now. People, A TRAFFIC LIGHT THAT DOESN'T HAVE POWER YET SHOULD BE TREATED AS A FOUR WAY STOP!!!
15 black_flag_4ever Some people must think stop signs are just suggestions.
41 ryatt Thats me...I do the speed limit, and stop fully. Im as courteous as I can be, but Im not getting a ticket because you didnt wake up or leave your house with enough time to get where youre going
15 Krypticonkaladypus That's when I put it in park and leave to inspect my vehicle. They obviously wanted to notify me of something wrong, but I thought everything was fine. Might as well take advantage of the full stop.
8 Vickshow I was just at a 4-Way stop yesterday and saw a stand off between two cars who were both trying to wave the other through. Didn't get there in time to see who actually stopped first, but this lasted a good couple minutes with hand gestures, honking horns and flashing lights being exchanged. It's like half of drivers didn't have to take any kind of road test to get a license.
17 TheRealMewt Yeah, I'm not taking sides on this one, especially since I've personally experienced motorists perfectly content with sitting at a stop sign for ten seconds for no better reason than to look at the butterflies.