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But you know, priorities
True story
When I see all the people sharing their detailed vacation plans on Facebook
My Congress Rep had the balls to send me a flyer promoting the eliminarion of a tax paid on estates passed down over $10,000,000.
There really is no other method for browsing reddit
I live under a rock
At least my cat is adorable.
When I see commercials for Black Friday sales starting on Thanksgiving Day
When my wife tells me that she plans to have sex with me later this evening...
I think hes busy...
After a couple of years being an EMT.
I Feel Like We Have A Lot of This Right Now.
Good Guy Gord Downie
At this point all I can do is laugh, it's like we bought a Bluth home.
I followed the advice of many Redditor’s and ended things with my old GF and frankly I’ve never been happier. Link in the comments.
Really Apple? Really?
How the days feel after daylight savings time ends.
Don't be That Guy.
Far too often people show up the day before thanksgiving, right as they are trying to get on the road and get mad at me because they have to wait in line for 45 minutes even though "You're supposed to be a quick oil change place".
My weight loss journey was long and tedious, and I learned this the hard way.
This holiday season, just remember...
When Radio Stations Don't Play Xmas music before Thanksgiving
It feels good to do something like this...
Absolutely perfect timing
If we're still gonna complain about EA, I can't help but notice they aren't alone on the dark side
Obviously I'm hanging out with the wrong people.
Every marketing executive at a big box retailer this time of year.
Well that date ended pretty quick
My psychiatrist increased my dose of Prozac again. This is not what I told her, but this is what I should have told her.
Grandma every thanksgiving..
The hosting family has a limited number of containers available
When people post bashing sexual predators and abusers then post RIP Charles Manson.
My son hurt his ankle today. Poor guy
How dare I give so much notice. Time for me to find a new job!
Bless Your Heart
EA right now
When the post title says, "Link in the comments," and the actual link is buried under prank links to pictures of Link (Zelda), rick rolls, etc.
My sister, 28. Lives rent free at home with my parents still.
When my seed ratio goes above 1
Double standards everywhere
265 AtL_eAsTwOoD What never ceases to amaze me is the large majority of people that drive 80+ mph with less than a foot of clearance between them and the car ahead of them in a full on screaming match on the phone with someone. I imagine these are the same people that lay on their horn before the photons of a green traffic light can enter my eyeballs.
93 IAmNotScottBakula In my experience, many drivers understand that a stop sign means "stop", but they don't understand that it also means "wait until you have the right of way before you go".
22 Zanos-Ixshlae Try dealing with power outages and the people who don't know a traffic light that is out is now a massive 4 way stop. I don't knew how many accidents I've had to avoid during Irma's aftermath here in Orlando.
31 DTG_58 The only time I beep is when someone doesn't know the right of way. Like if I'm following someone stopped at a light and we are both going straight and when it turns green they wait for the car coming from the other side to make a left turn. You are killing traffic flow and I hate you.
13 Yanamarie I once had a guy pull-up at a stop light next to me and yell at me that the speed limit was which my answer was pointing at the 45mph speed limit sign less than 2 feet away.
10 helpnxt Had a guy beep me for merging in front of him on a road that was going from 2 to 1 Lane, like come on dude this is how the junction works!
8 the-dork-knight This is Florida right now. People, A TRAFFIC LIGHT THAT DOESN'T HAVE POWER YET SHOULD BE TREATED AS A FOUR WAY STOP!!!
14 black_flag_4ever Some people must think stop signs are just suggestions.
41 ryatt Thats me...I do the speed limit, and stop fully. Im as courteous as I can be, but Im not getting a ticket because you didnt wake up or leave your house with enough time to get where youre going
14 Krypticonkaladypus That's when I put it in park and leave to inspect my vehicle. They obviously wanted to notify me of something wrong, but I thought everything was fine. Might as well take advantage of the full stop.
9 Vickshow I was just at a 4-Way stop yesterday and saw a stand off between two cars who were both trying to wave the other through. Didn't get there in time to see who actually stopped first, but this lasted a good couple minutes with hand gestures, honking horns and flashing lights being exchanged. It's like half of drivers didn't have to take any kind of road test to get a license.
17 TheRealMewt Yeah, I'm not taking sides on this one, especially since I've personally experienced motorists perfectly content with sitting at a stop sign for ten seconds for no better reason than to look at the butterflies.