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Title
637
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10239
Hopefully the scale isn't broken.
2552
Welp, life goes on
14635
Its the little things
3406
My wife is beautiful.
1970
Feels like 9GAG
1155
After seeing Trump last night equate the Florida school shooting with the FBI’s Russia probe on Twitter - just when you thought he couldn’t go any lower
12225
It's time for this to stop ladies.
15603
I'm in my late 20's and just started online dating.
402
Single friend just dropped a truth bomb
67
This doesn't seem like a hard choice to me.
599
Seems like an obvious courtesy...
75
It’s okay fellas...
35
Ruined it for everyone.
32879
Something I've learned about dating that I think guys who feel nervous about a first date should know
59
I'm off every Friday and my wife works, it really helps with the brownie points
2271
It really does pay off.
597
Never forget! Relief fund info will be forthcoming.
60
Time's Up...kinda
12
Every time I go to youtube.com. Is it really that hard?
249
A Common Sense Solution
4003
True. But i wouldn't say it's that easy
19
Thank you Jesus
116
Something I've learned about dating
41
LPT: Stop overthinking what to say to your date and consider the following...
1153
Everyday struggle..
19
Just take your bananas and go
1110
Lucid dreaming
4
My friends on fb are demonizing the recent SNAP benefits proposal because it was made by the GOP, and I finally realized why my ultra left wing friends annoy me.
7
Where I live in California, it has already begun.
29
Blaming Russia for how easily you are divided doesn't absolve you of responsibility
16813
30 and this is still true
579
I thought it was a huge daddy accomplishment...
3
One day of meds for Strep and you’re feeling better? And you want to go out partying?
74
In regards to thinking that the black market is responsible for mass shootings.
10
Philoseraptor after a few drinks
29
It's the only way I'm ever getting him back.
633
I'd never remember if it wasn't for you, kind stranger.
349
Goddamnit. Yet again.
3
I feel so growed up
94
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say there’s no way it’s natural.
5 makemejelly49 That's it. When I was a young boy, me and my sisters had our asses beat when we couldn't agree on how to get along. I feel like going down to DC with a belt and beating some Congressional ass. They're going to act like little brats, I'm going to belt them like brats.
8 paydenmarin I live in Canada so my opinion on this matter is kinda mute but. It seems to me that this scenario is like someone trying to sell a car that's worth 10k Person 1 : I will sell you the car for 30k Person 2: no way I'll give you 3k Person 1: well it's your fault this sale is not happening that is unreasonably low Person 2: it's your fault this sale is not happening that is unreasonably high Both people : well instead of coming to a mutual agreement I'm just going to try to convince everyone it's the other guys fault and accept no responsibility for my self.
4 xiipaoc Third world kid is right to be skeptical. It didn't shut down on purpose. It's just that people couldn't agree on how to keep it going.
2 GoldenEst82 It's not "shutdown" in a third world sense. It's not going to do anything else or extra until the budget passes, not that it has ceased to exist. So any Depts whose budgets run out and have to be re authorized, will eventually have to stop functioning. I think this happens in Feb.