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Title
524
Thanksgiving Megathread 2017
1041
Sexy Thanksgiving Megathread 2017
1428
What is your current obsession?
421
What is an album where EVERY song is good?
512
What do you want your tombstone to say?
36919
If you woke up to find you were still 14 years old, and you had just been dreaming of what adult life might be like, how would you react?
1427
What is the most disturbing book you ever read?
3977
You get to bring back 1 TV show that was cancelled/axed with the same actors that where in it. What do you choose to bring back?
234
Cat owners of reddit, what have you trained your cat(s) to do?
284
Non-Australians of Reddit, what is a question you've always had about Australia that you want an answer to?
3377
What movie plothole bothers you the most?
437
What's your most petty first-world problem?
183
What things do we do today that people 50 or 60 years ago would think is absolutely ridiculous?
130
What Are Your Movie Theater Pro Tips?
475
Yo reddit, what are some signs of a crazy girlfriend/boyfriend?
123
Redittors who just woke up, what happened in your dreams?
141
What’s the strangest thing you’re allergic to?
102
What's the most interesting Wikipedia page you've ever read?
128
What's something you want to like, but for whatever reason, can't?
123
If Harry Potter hadn’t gone to Hogwarts and become a wizard, where do you think he would have ended up working?
549
Police officers, what is the most illegal thing you’ve seen while off duty and how did you react?
309
Men of Reddit, what do you really want for Christmas?
819
Redditers, what's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
85
Reddit what was the dumbest reason you got a detention in school?
49
Lucid dreamers of Reddit, what’s the coolest thing you’ve ever done while dreaming?
65
Whats the worst country you've ever visited and why?
52
Why is your bestfriend, your bestfriend?
4168
What's a videogame YOU want to be made......but realistically, will never Exist?
900
Shopping mall santas of Reddit: What's the most depressing thing a child has ever asked you for?
56
What is a comforting lie you tell yourself?
76
What kind of people can you just not stand?
36
Other than EA, what company do you refuse to buy from on principle, and why?
3768
What intimidates you more than it should?
26011
What is embarrassing to do alone but fun to do in groups?
40
You die and your obituary is your top rated comment, what is it and how weird do you look?
32
Redditors in their 30s and over, what advice do you have for redditors in their 20s?
168
[Serious] To whom do you most owe an apology and why?
41
What will have to happen for you to literally March in the streets?
24
[Serious] People that woke up from a coma, what was it like?
6080
Police officers of Reddit, what's the oddest place you've encountered people you formerly arrested?
2446
What's the weirdest thing to whisper to a stranger in the elevator?
35
What is the creepiest thing someone has ever written to you or someone you know?
1027 RedLegend619 I had a passenger who came back multiple times to the galley to chat. Nothing new, of course, people want to stretch or stave off some boredom. The thing was, the stuff this guy starting talking about weirded me out. He once was in charge of holding the nuclear codes for the US military. His family owned Wyoming and sold it to the government. He hadn't been in the US for 16 years because the CIA was after him but he was returning because his father had died but he had to be careful because his brother was out to get him. So much more but I wasn't writing it down. It was just weird and after a while, a bit unnerving. The guy was seriously intense...
2654 modelgado A woman died during a flight, and her daughter was totally fine about it. She had her mom's head in her lap and was stroking her hair. Asked if the mom was okay and the woman was just like "Oh no, she's passed on." Alrighty then...
348 vause9 A passenger jacked off into the sick bag of the woman seated next to him while she was in the bathroom. She went to put trash in it later and got jizz on her hand. Was NOT impressed.
1393 robotdick My mom was a flight attendant, one time lightning struck the plane & the engine just shit the bed for a few seconds (which of course felt like an eternity) lights went out, cabin pressure dropped & the little ceiling bags popped out, the plane dropped in altitude very rapidly and then...it was over and everything went back to normal. Flight attendants deserve serious props! They have to think quickly, act accordingly, and stay calm in situations like that. Also one time a morbidly obese guy who'd bought an entire aisle worth of seats had a heart attack mid-flight and shit himself
2186 Scantron007 Obligatory not a flight attendant. After the plane had been boarded, they shut the doors and gave the typical "door has been shut, please turn off all electronic devices" etc. speech. Well this woman was still talking on her phone and the flight attendant came up to her and asked her to turn off her phone. Usually that's enough but apparently not for this particular lady. Flight attendant again comes up to her and tells her she needs to turn her phone off but she holds up her finger like a hold on/just a minute gesture. This is when the gentleman behind her stands up, shows her his badge, and hands her a $9,500 fine. He was an undercover federal air-marshal
412 maniacal_paradox A turd. A giant turd in a nest of tissues and kicked into a corner by one of the aircraft doors. This was like 20 minutes into the flight.
1063 [deleted] Not a flight attendant, but a guy on my flight shit his pants in his seat, and then tried to take them off while still in his seat. someone complained both about the nudity and the smell. he defended it by saying that he didnt want to smell the bathroom up. He got defensive and threw the shitpants at the flight attendant. We had to make a pitstop at the nearest airport and he was removed from the flight and arrested for assault.
489 penguinopusredux A mushroom cloud of vomit. Not an FA but a former aviation journalist so I used to fly a lot. We were flying over the Atlantic with Air India and the plane hit a major air pocket, dropping rapidly. The drinks trolley actually rose a couple of inches off the floor, there was a scream from the toilet, but around three seat rows in front of me I saw this cloud of vomit rise up above the headrests for a few seconds before splashing down as we leveled off. Moral of the story is keep your seat belt on and know where the sick bag is.
217 packersfan333 I am in airline pilot and I flew up in Alaska for just about three years. I was doing one of my usual routes, Fairbanks to barter island AK. One of my passengers left their muktuk on the plane while we had about a four hour lay over... we had the ground crew put a heater in the cabin to keep the flight instruments warm... Well little did we know it heated up the muktuk as well. It smelled a lot like garbage and rotting flesh. I kept my oxygen mask on the entire flight back to Fairbanks... Muktuk is the traditional Inuit/Eskimo meal of frozen whale skin and blubber.
785 boatloadoffunk Girlfriend was a flight attendant. She found a heavy set Creole lady dropping a duce with the lav door wide open. When GF attempted to correct the situation, she was received with a lot of shouting not in English. When deboarding the plane, her son clarified the woman placed a curse on her. Edit: I clarified w/GF. She had a huge hat and after the fourth attempt at closing the door, the lady chased GF down the aisle with her pants and panty hose around her ankles.
86 vos52 One flight was delayed because one woman traveling with her 30 years old son didn't want to take their separated seats during a 2 hours flight. They ended up occupying a seat of a mother traveling with her kid of 5 years old. The flight was full and the woman refused to give up the seats that were allocated for the mother with a kid using the excuse that she cannot be seperated from her grown up son as well. We explained that she made a mistake on the reservation and she could try to find seats after take off and other passengers tried to explain to her but decided not to move. The flight supervisor ended up asking people to swap seats and trying to find her two seats while the aircraft was on the ground. 189 passengers were waiting for this lady who can't handle her adult son being seated some rows behind her for a short amount of time.
635 RandomFuckYouGuy Not a flight attendant but once was on a short layover on the tarmac in Singapore. The news channel comes on. Guy next to me watch the 1 screen in front of us. Breaking news alert with live coverage: shows an airplane on fire on the tarmac (not our tarmac) and people scattering from the emergency funslides. Guy and I watch the burning plane news for about a minute, glance each other at the same time and giggle. The entire economy section was watching the same news channel as there was no choice of broadcast. Gasps echoed and babies cried.
228 theinterruptingcow Wife is a flight attendant. What happens to her rather frequently is people will blow their noses and try to hand her tissues when she has no gloves on or trash bag in hand. It blows my mind a bit why they think that's acceptable
1024 0 RedLegend619 I had a passenger who came back multiple times to the galley to chat. Nothing new, of course, people want to stretch or stave off some boredom. The thing was, the stuff this guy starting talking about weirded me out. He once was in charge of holding the nuclear codes for the US military. His family owned Wyoming and sold it to the government. He hadn't been in the US for 16 years because the CIA was after him but he was returning because his father had died but he had to be careful because his brother was out to get him. So much more but I wasn't writing it down. It was just weird and after a while, a bit unnerving. The guy was seriously intense...
2650 0 modelgado A woman died during a flight, and her daughter was totally fine about it. She had her mom's head in her lap and was stroking her hair. Asked if the mom was okay and the woman was just like "Oh no, she's passed on." Alrighty then...
349 0 vause9 A passenger jacked off into the sick bag of the woman seated next to him while she was in the bathroom. She went to put trash in it later and got jizz on her hand. Was NOT impressed.
1386 0 robotdick My mom was a flight attendant, one time lightning struck the plane & the engine just shit the bed for a few seconds (which of course felt like an eternity) lights went out, cabin pressure dropped & the little ceiling bags popped out, the plane dropped in altitude very rapidly and then...it was over and everything went back to normal. Flight attendants deserve serious props! They have to think quickly, act accordingly, and stay calm in situations like that. Also one time a morbidly obese guy who'd bought an entire aisle worth of seats had a heart attack mid-flight and shit himself
2187 0 Scantron007 Obligatory not a flight attendant. After the plane had been boarded, they shut the doors and gave the typical "door has been shut, please turn off all electronic devices" etc. speech. Well this woman was still talking on her phone and the flight attendant came up to her and asked her to turn off her phone. Usually that's enough but apparently not for this particular lady. Flight attendant again comes up to her and tells her she needs to turn her phone off but she holds up her finger like a hold on/just a minute gesture. This is when the gentleman behind her stands up, shows her his badge, and hands her a $9,500 fine. He was an undercover federal air-marshal
410 0 maniacal_paradox A turd. A giant turd in a nest of tissues and kicked into a corner by one of the aircraft doors. This was like 20 minutes into the flight.
1063 0 [deleted] Not a flight attendant, but a guy on my flight shit his pants in his seat, and then tried to take them off while still in his seat. someone complained both about the nudity and the smell. he defended it by saying that he didnt want to smell the bathroom up. He got defensive and threw the shitpants at the flight attendant. We had to make a pitstop at the nearest airport and he was removed from the flight and arrested for assault.
494 0 penguinopusredux A mushroom cloud of vomit. Not an FA but a former aviation journalist so I used to fly a lot. We were flying over the Atlantic with Air India and the plane hit a major air pocket, dropping rapidly. The drinks trolley actually rose a couple of inches off the floor, there was a scream from the toilet, but around three seat rows in front of me I saw this cloud of vomit rise up above the headrests for a few seconds before splashing down as we leveled off. Moral of the story is keep your seat belt on and know where the sick bag is.
214 0 packersfan333 I am in airline pilot and I flew up in Alaska for just about three years. I was doing one of my usual routes, Fairbanks to barter island AK. One of my passengers left their muktuk on the plane while we had about a four hour lay over... we had the ground crew put a heater in the cabin to keep the flight instruments warm... Well little did we know it heated up the muktuk as well. It smelled a lot like garbage and rotting flesh. I kept my oxygen mask on the entire flight back to Fairbanks... Muktuk is the traditional Inuit/Eskimo meal of frozen whale skin and blubber.
781 0 boatloadoffunk Girlfriend was a flight attendant. She found a heavy set Creole lady dropping a duce with the lav door wide open. When GF attempted to correct the situation, she was received with a lot of shouting not in English. When deboarding the plane, her son clarified the woman placed a curse on her. Edit: I clarified w/GF. She had a huge hat and after the fourth attempt at closing the door, the lady chased GF down the aisle with her pants and panty hose around her ankles.
93 0 vos52 One flight was delayed because one woman traveling with her 30 years old son didn't want to take their separated seats during a 2 hours flight. They ended up occupying a seat of a mother traveling with her kid of 5 years old. The flight was full and the woman refused to give up the seats that were allocated for the mother with a kid using the excuse that she cannot be seperated from her grown up son as well. We explained that she made a mistake on the reservation and she could try to find seats after take off and other passengers tried to explain to her but decided not to move. The flight supervisor ended up asking people to swap seats and trying to find her two seats while the aircraft was on the ground. 189 passengers were waiting for this lady who can't handle her adult son being seated some rows behind her for a short amount of time.
637 0 RandomFuckYouGuy Not a flight attendant but once was on a short layover on the tarmac in Singapore. The news channel comes on. Guy next to me watch the 1 screen in front of us. Breaking news alert with live coverage: shows an airplane on fire on the tarmac (not our tarmac) and people scattering from the emergency funslides. Guy and I watch the burning plane news for about a minute, glance each other at the same time and giggle. The entire economy section was watching the same news channel as there was no choice of broadcast. Gasps echoed and babies cried.
228 0 theinterruptingcow Wife is a flight attendant. What happens to her rather frequently is people will blow their noses and try to hand her tissues when she has no gloves on or trash bag in hand. It blows my mind a bit why they think that's acceptable