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19278
What is your celebrity apocalypse dream team?
3762
Reddit, what are you doing to improve the quality of your life?
1801
What actors or actresses can’t play a different character because they played their most famous character too well?
24428
NSFW What's the most NSFW thing you've experienced in a professional situation?
1030
What movie have you seen over 10 times?
5398
Which celebrity is generally accepted as being extremely attractive but you just can't see it?
505
[Serious] Outdoor enthusiasts of Reddit, what is the creepiest experience you hand had in the great outdoors, paranormal or not?
1141
What's your best example of 'he had it coming'?
770
what's the worst thing you've heard someone say about the deceased at their funeral?
2820
What's something you are very proud of but you can't speak of to any of your friends and family?
216
What's your, 'Oh no I wasn't supposed to send that' story?
738
What is something that reddit hates, but isn't actually bad?
441
Gamers of Reddit, what are you looking forward to in 2018?
26
NSFW What is the most NSFW thing you have witnessed at a party?
361
Recycling workers of Reddit - What do people do thinking that they're helping, but they're really not?
29
What's the scariest situation you've been in?
220
What is popular in Europe that you think most Americans havent heard of?
94
What are you supposed to know by now, but still don't?
38
[Serious] When you are having a bad day, what is something you do to pick yourself back up to keep on keeping on?
20
What's your favorite piece of music trivia?
489
What's a food you just won't eat?
70
What are the best " character figuring something out" scenes in film/TV?
841
Reddit, what is your go to insult?
40
Battle Royal in Home Depot. You and 9 other people. What's your weapon of choice?
22
What's a videogame you want to play that doesn't exist?
277
Reddit, what is the cleverest/ most creative insult you've ever heard?
733
In what hobby is the difference between a beginner and an expert the most obvious?
48
You're skateboarding to school in an 80's movie. What song is playing?
47
What are you not supposed to say, even when it's true?
12
If you had the power to pick the next leader of your country, who would you choose?
19
Which fictional character do we most need right now?
9
Redditors over 27, with all the nostalgia, what's something popular from the 90's that shouldn't be brought back?
27
Weird kids of reddit, when did you realize you were the weird kid?
16
Reddit let's all humblebrag for a moment, what was one act of kindness you showed to a stranger?
23
What is a popular movie that everyone has seen but you haven't?
3847
Pawn shop salesmen, what is the strangest thing a person has tried to pawn at your shop?
2827
What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?
84
If you could give up your life so that one person would never have died, who would you give it up for?
7
You are really good at your job but at the same time you hate it. What does this mean to you?
9
If movie directors covered films like musicians cover songs, which film cover would you most like to see?
1022 RedLegend619 I had a passenger who came back multiple times to the galley to chat. Nothing new, of course, people want to stretch or stave off some boredom. The thing was, the stuff this guy starting talking about weirded me out. He once was in charge of holding the nuclear codes for the US military. His family owned Wyoming and sold it to the government. He hadn't been in the US for 16 years because the CIA was after him but he was returning because his father had died but he had to be careful because his brother was out to get him. So much more but I wasn't writing it down. It was just weird and after a while, a bit unnerving. The guy was seriously intense...
2648 modelgado A woman died during a flight, and her daughter was totally fine about it. She had her mom's head in her lap and was stroking her hair. Asked if the mom was okay and the woman was just like "Oh no, she's passed on." Alrighty then...
349 vause9 A passenger jacked off into the sick bag of the woman seated next to him while she was in the bathroom. She went to put trash in it later and got jizz on her hand. Was NOT impressed.
1384 robotdick My mom was a flight attendant, one time lightning struck the plane & the engine just shit the bed for a few seconds (which of course felt like an eternity) lights went out, cabin pressure dropped & the little ceiling bags popped out, the plane dropped in altitude very rapidly and then...it was over and everything went back to normal. Flight attendants deserve serious props! They have to think quickly, act accordingly, and stay calm in situations like that. Also one time a morbidly obese guy who'd bought an entire aisle worth of seats had a heart attack mid-flight and shit himself
2175 Scantron007 Obligatory not a flight attendant. After the plane had been boarded, they shut the doors and gave the typical "door has been shut, please turn off all electronic devices" etc. speech. Well this woman was still talking on her phone and the flight attendant came up to her and asked her to turn off her phone. Usually that's enough but apparently not for this particular lady. Flight attendant again comes up to her and tells her she needs to turn her phone off but she holds up her finger like a hold on/just a minute gesture. This is when the gentleman behind her stands up, shows her his badge, and hands her a $9,500 fine. He was an undercover federal air-marshal
409 maniacal_paradox A turd. A giant turd in a nest of tissues and kicked into a corner by one of the aircraft doors. This was like 20 minutes into the flight.
1053 [deleted] Not a flight attendant, but a guy on my flight shit his pants in his seat, and then tried to take them off while still in his seat. someone complained both about the nudity and the smell. he defended it by saying that he didnt want to smell the bathroom up. He got defensive and threw the shitpants at the flight attendant. We had to make a pitstop at the nearest airport and he was removed from the flight and arrested for assault.
480 penguinopusredux A mushroom cloud of vomit. Not an FA but a former aviation journalist so I used to fly a lot. We were flying over the Atlantic with Air India and the plane hit a major air pocket, dropping rapidly. The drinks trolley actually rose a couple of inches off the floor, there was a scream from the toilet, but around three seat rows in front of me I saw this cloud of vomit rise up above the headrests for a few seconds before splashing down as we leveled off. Moral of the story is keep your seat belt on and know where the sick bag is.
214 packersfan333 I am in airline pilot and I flew up in Alaska for just about three years. I was doing one of my usual routes, Fairbanks to barter island AK. One of my passengers left their muktuk on the plane while we had about a four hour lay over... we had the ground crew put a heater in the cabin to keep the flight instruments warm... Well little did we know it heated up the muktuk as well. It smelled a lot like garbage and rotting flesh. I kept my oxygen mask on the entire flight back to Fairbanks... Muktuk is the traditional Inuit/Eskimo meal of frozen whale skin and blubber.
771 boatloadoffunk Girlfriend was a flight attendant. She found a heavy set Creole lady dropping a duce with the lav door wide open. When GF attempted to correct the situation, she was received with a lot of shouting not in English. When deboarding the plane, her son clarified the woman placed a curse on her. Edit: I clarified w/GF. She had a huge hat and after the fourth attempt at closing the door, the lady chased GF down the aisle with her pants and panty hose around her ankles.
83 vos52 One flight was delayed because one woman traveling with her 30 years old son didn't want to take their separated seats during a 2 hours flight. They ended up occupying a seat of a mother traveling with her kid of 5 years old. The flight was full and the woman refused to give up the seats that were allocated for the mother with a kid using the excuse that she cannot be seperated from her grown up son as well. We explained that she made a mistake on the reservation and she could try to find seats after take off and other passengers tried to explain to her but decided not to move. The flight supervisor ended up asking people to swap seats and trying to find her two seats while the aircraft was on the ground. 189 passengers were waiting for this lady who can't handle her adult son being seated some rows behind her for a short amount of time.
634 RandomFuckYouGuy Not a flight attendant but once was on a short layover on the tarmac in Singapore. The news channel comes on. Guy next to me watch the 1 screen in front of us. Breaking news alert with live coverage: shows an airplane on fire on the tarmac (not our tarmac) and people scattering from the emergency funslides. Guy and I watch the burning plane news for about a minute, glance each other at the same time and giggle. The entire economy section was watching the same news channel as there was no choice of broadcast. Gasps echoed and babies cried.
227 theinterruptingcow Wife is a flight attendant. What happens to her rather frequently is people will blow their noses and try to hand her tissues when she has no gloves on or trash bag in hand. It blows my mind a bit why they think that's acceptable
1020 0 RedLegend619 I had a passenger who came back multiple times to the galley to chat. Nothing new, of course, people want to stretch or stave off some boredom. The thing was, the stuff this guy starting talking about weirded me out. He once was in charge of holding the nuclear codes for the US military. His family owned Wyoming and sold it to the government. He hadn't been in the US for 16 years because the CIA was after him but he was returning because his father had died but he had to be careful because his brother was out to get him. So much more but I wasn't writing it down. It was just weird and after a while, a bit unnerving. The guy was seriously intense...
2644 0 modelgado A woman died during a flight, and her daughter was totally fine about it. She had her mom's head in her lap and was stroking her hair. Asked if the mom was okay and the woman was just like "Oh no, she's passed on." Alrighty then...
340 0 vause9 A passenger jacked off into the sick bag of the woman seated next to him while she was in the bathroom. She went to put trash in it later and got jizz on her hand. Was NOT impressed.
1385 0 robotdick My mom was a flight attendant, one time lightning struck the plane & the engine just shit the bed for a few seconds (which of course felt like an eternity) lights went out, cabin pressure dropped & the little ceiling bags popped out, the plane dropped in altitude very rapidly and then...it was over and everything went back to normal. Flight attendants deserve serious props! They have to think quickly, act accordingly, and stay calm in situations like that. Also one time a morbidly obese guy who'd bought an entire aisle worth of seats had a heart attack mid-flight and shit himself
2173 0 Scantron007 Obligatory not a flight attendant. After the plane had been boarded, they shut the doors and gave the typical "door has been shut, please turn off all electronic devices" etc. speech. Well this woman was still talking on her phone and the flight attendant came up to her and asked her to turn off her phone. Usually that's enough but apparently not for this particular lady. Flight attendant again comes up to her and tells her she needs to turn her phone off but she holds up her finger like a hold on/just a minute gesture. This is when the gentleman behind her stands up, shows her his badge, and hands her a $9,500 fine. He was an undercover federal air-marshal
408 0 maniacal_paradox A turd. A giant turd in a nest of tissues and kicked into a corner by one of the aircraft doors. This was like 20 minutes into the flight.
1064 0 [deleted] Not a flight attendant, but a guy on my flight shit his pants in his seat, and then tried to take them off while still in his seat. someone complained both about the nudity and the smell. he defended it by saying that he didnt want to smell the bathroom up. He got defensive and threw the shitpants at the flight attendant. We had to make a pitstop at the nearest airport and he was removed from the flight and arrested for assault.
484 0 penguinopusredux A mushroom cloud of vomit. Not an FA but a former aviation journalist so I used to fly a lot. We were flying over the Atlantic with Air India and the plane hit a major air pocket, dropping rapidly. The drinks trolley actually rose a couple of inches off the floor, there was a scream from the toilet, but around three seat rows in front of me I saw this cloud of vomit rise up above the headrests for a few seconds before splashing down as we leveled off. Moral of the story is keep your seat belt on and know where the sick bag is.
213 0 packersfan333 I am in airline pilot and I flew up in Alaska for just about three years. I was doing one of my usual routes, Fairbanks to barter island AK. One of my passengers left their muktuk on the plane while we had about a four hour lay over... we had the ground crew put a heater in the cabin to keep the flight instruments warm... Well little did we know it heated up the muktuk as well. It smelled a lot like garbage and rotting flesh. I kept my oxygen mask on the entire flight back to Fairbanks... Muktuk is the traditional Inuit/Eskimo meal of frozen whale skin and blubber.
776 0 boatloadoffunk Girlfriend was a flight attendant. She found a heavy set Creole lady dropping a duce with the lav door wide open. When GF attempted to correct the situation, she was received with a lot of shouting not in English. When deboarding the plane, her son clarified the woman placed a curse on her. Edit: I clarified w/GF. She had a huge hat and after the fourth attempt at closing the door, the lady chased GF down the aisle with her pants and panty hose around her ankles.
89 0 vos52 One flight was delayed because one woman traveling with her 30 years old son didn't want to take their separated seats during a 2 hours flight. They ended up occupying a seat of a mother traveling with her kid of 5 years old. The flight was full and the woman refused to give up the seats that were allocated for the mother with a kid using the excuse that she cannot be seperated from her grown up son as well. We explained that she made a mistake on the reservation and she could try to find seats after take off and other passengers tried to explain to her but decided not to move. The flight supervisor ended up asking people to swap seats and trying to find her two seats while the aircraft was on the ground. 189 passengers were waiting for this lady who can't handle her adult son being seated some rows behind her for a short amount of time.
628 0 RandomFuckYouGuy Not a flight attendant but once was on a short layover on the tarmac in Singapore. The news channel comes on. Guy next to me watch the 1 screen in front of us. Breaking news alert with live coverage: shows an airplane on fire on the tarmac (not our tarmac) and people scattering from the emergency funslides. Guy and I watch the burning plane news for about a minute, glance each other at the same time and giggle. The entire economy section was watching the same news channel as there was no choice of broadcast. Gasps echoed and babies cried.
225 0 theinterruptingcow Wife is a flight attendant. What happens to her rather frequently is people will blow their noses and try to hand her tissues when she has no gloves on or trash bag in hand. It blows my mind a bit why they think that's acceptable