Findom, I mean *I get it* but at the same time... no. You're literally just throwing money at someone, I don't see how you can justify the cost of it even if it does excite you. If someone's willing to send me money feel free to PM though, I never say no to money.
Unbirthing. I understand wanting to get up inside a ladies parts but wanting to be 'un born' then reborn again is bizzare.
Anything to do with vomit or poop. It's so disgusting. It smells horribly, it looks horribly, it's full of bacteria. Most people want to keep it as far away from them as possible. It even makes me ill thinking about it. Why would anyone want to include it in their sexual activities?
Fuck is up with "ball busting"? I'm ready to lay down and die if I get a light, accidental hit, and there's porn where chicks are just wailing on these dudes nuts and it looks horrific.
Anything pain/humiliation related just goes right over my head.
Getting off by giving people lots of money
There are people who get off on sticking an air tank hose in their mouths and inflating their stomachs like a gawdam balloon and then drumming on it.
What. The actual. Fuck. People?
I used to write erotica for a living, and occasionally I'd get some *weird* requests. Sometimes it was people who obviously had no intention of putting their money down (and were just getting off on the idea of making someone else engage with their fetish, as a sort of power-play thing), but occasionally I just got genuinely nice people who had very... let's say *specific* needs.
One guy -- very softly-spoken, almost embarrassed about the whole thing -- asked me to write him a story about him being sounded by a Hot Wheels car. He wanted the first half of the story to be about it going in (front first, obviously; he wasn't *that* much of a pervert)... and then the second half to be about the damage the little metal wingmirrors would do to his peen as they came out.
I politely declined.
"Sounding" the name looks innocent at first glance right? But its when a woman shoves gradutated metal rods down a mans urethra... WTF
it's just fucking gross.
Men with things in their urethra. Looks so painful
"Pedal pumping." A girl gets her car stuck in the mud, or the car won't start or whatever, and they pump the gas to try to get going again. ...And that's it. That's all it is. There's no mechanic who comes along and offers to fix the car in exchange for a BJ. The girls don't get out of the car, fall in the mud, and start mud wrestling. It's just the girl pumping the gas pedal. One of the few fetishes that's so boring, you can put the videos on YouTube and they won't get deleted, because nobody realizes it's supposed to be sexy.
What the hell is hot about that?
Fucking dead people. Like they are cold af, why would you want to stick your dick into that? Or have a cold stick in you?