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Teachers of Reddit, what is something a student of yours has said that made you think 'wow, there is no hope left for you'?
14607
What just needs to fuck off and die already?
1476
What invention doesn’t get a lot of love, but has greatly improved the world?
962
What "common knowledge" is simply not true?
494
How do you reply to "how much do you love me"?
1549
What's the worst possible advice you could give to a teenager?
591
What dark part of Reddit history has been forgotten?
10781
What's the scariest thing you've ever witnessed on a casual day?
151
What slightly deformed body part do you have?
133
What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?
257
What TV show has the best intro?
114
What supposed “scam” isn’t really a scam?
369
[Serious] What is the most hurtful thing an adult said to you when you were a child?
1070
Which fictional character deserved better than they got?
102
Americans of Reddit, do you ever get annoyed with the amount of adverts during your TV shows?
1919
What is your 'third place' after home and work?
100
If you had to choose between true love (with guarantees of a broken heart) or no love at all, what would you choose and why?
94
[Serious] In what accidental way did your parents fuck you up?
86
What is the most bad ass thing said in history?
72
Redditors who married at 25 years of age, or younger. Why did you marry so soon? Do you regret it looking back?
616
What is your favorite piece of classical music?
21636
What's the funniest name you've heard someone call an object when they couldn't remember its actual name?
43
What show started great and ended terrible?
2945
When did you realize you needed to turn your life around?
2288
Reddit, what's something about us human beings that just absolutely impresses you?
28
What childish behaviors are way too common among grown-ass adults?
15023
Whats the most fucked up thing you have seen on reddit?
862
Whats the most fucked up way you've seen or heard someone die?
31
what is your favorite US state?
192
What was your good deed of the day?
109
How do you deal with excessive ass sweat?
110
Whats the worst "You had one fucking job" moment you have seen?
27
You can get the item you last bought free for the rest of your life, what is the item and how do you feel about it?
38
What is the most violent death in film?
142
Anyone who has worked a drive thru, what are some of the memorable things you have seen from customers or in their vehicle?
16
What's the craziest/most illegal lie you've told that worked?
2134
What's something a teacher told you that you later found out was dead wrong?
22
What is something that you like that everybody else hates?
13
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15
We have guests from a foreign country over and I live in America. What are some truly American things we should do?
1321 Foo3112 This isn't my story but I once read on here that when some guy was a kid, he fapped to his moms attractive best friend one night right before bed. When he woke up, his mom was crying and told him that she had committed suicide last night. He said that one still haunts him today.
309 cokeiscool I was maybe 14, and my older brother had a palm pilot, I doodled a little stick figure with big breasts on it. Yup, ill never forget
505 Tnamada I fapped in the bathroom of the Vatican.
701 anooblol There's a video on pornhub, where some girl in a pink top is obviously not enjoying it. I assume the wiener is too big, and she's holding back tears. But she has an amazing butt. Then at the end, she swallows "him" and the dude asks, "You like that?" and while she's wiping away tears, she kinda mumbles, "Mmm... Yummy..." Almost made me want to cry. Still fapped.
133 Extrasherman I worked at a concession stand when I was a teenager, and one of our events was a week long German music fest. During the weekdays it would usually be dead. I was probably 14 or 15 and found myself applying dolphin wax in a porta potty that had been sitting in the August sunshine all day. Another time when I was a teen I was experimenting with lotions to use. My mother and sisters had various skin lotions around the bathroom with various fragrances. Unfortunately I chose the lotion that was meant for exfoliating skin. I've never immediately regretted being born like I did that moment.
259 Interestingly_Boring I was 14 when I went with my friend to his aunts beach condo. His aunt isn't necessarily attractive but the movement of water over my hormonal, pubescent junk coupled with his aunt in a bikini got me raging a serious stiffy. Not wanting to embarrass myself by walking around with a boner, I did the only thing I could do by asking my friend to throw me a towel while I was still waist deep in water, wrapped it around myself and booked it to the condo. Hopped in the shower and spanked it while thinking about his aunt in her bikini. I regret nothing.
580 CosmicPennyworth Fapped in my grandma's bed. I was so stressed out at her wake, I just slipped away from the party to burn off some steam.
1132 SMB73 Caught fapping in the bathroom by my gf while thinking about her Mom while we were visiting her parents one evening. She got aroused because my gf assumed it was her I was fapping too, so she decided to "help me out". And she certainly did because she looked quite a bit like her Mother.
449 regalternative A couple of nuclear generating stations that sort of looked like boobs
291 spicy_balloonknot Shameful? At the old Giants stadium during a Jets/Giants game. Upper deck. Nobody was really there. I was 13.
809 Fogel22 Step aside boys, I've been saving this one. Last year on my ex girlfriend's birthday I decided to rip it and grip it to an old voice mail she had left me of her singing the Moon song by Karen O. https://youtu.be/SU6KFnGF9M8 . I decided to add to the realism of it by dimming the lights and dawning a condom for my little hard working helmet man. After a brief and unsatisfying finish I had a quick cry followed by a nap. When I woke up I knew it was time to move on. Silver linings I guess.
277 Byizo There was a dude at a theatre I managed for a while who had gone into a kid's movie and started beating it in the back row. Apparently no one noticed until he finished. Upon completion his load traveled like a heat seeking missile and found the cheek of a mother who was with her husband and two kids. Apparently it was just the right consistency to grab on, stretch out and wrap around to her face when it hit. The guy high tailed it out the nearest emergency exit and I didn't hear about it until the lady and her husband came to complain about it. Of course there was not much I could do at that point. I was more ashamed of that guy's fap that any I've ever had.
949 Omnievul When I was 13-14ish, I searched my sister's webcam folder and saw photos of her tits... I was 13, okay? I was so horny I would fuck my own ass if I could and my ethical judgement was not exactly pristine.
300 lazybatman223 Was on a family vacation for a week on the way home put a blanket over myself and went to town while my grandmother was sitting 2ft from me.
150 RaelFreedom I bunked my high-school's compulsory prayers in the hall synogogue and sneaked into the big school lecture theater where in the dark I fapped...as everyone else prayed..on a public sushion seat. Not my proudest moment
466 canadianbacon-eh-tor I was at a "ministry development training" camp when I was about 14 and at the end they put you on an island for 6 hours alone to be "with Jesus" so I took a nap. Lost track of time started wandering around and found a knot in a tree that kinda looked like a vag so I shot some ropers of holy spirit onto it and afterward ate a very shameful peanut butter sandwich
1325 0 Foo3112 This isn't my story but I once read on here that when some guy was a kid, he fapped to his moms attractive best friend one night right before bed. When he woke up, his mom was crying and told him that she had committed suicide last night. He said that one still haunts him today.
305 0 cokeiscool I was maybe 14, and my older brother had a palm pilot, I doodled a little stick figure with big breasts on it. Yup, ill never forget
500 0 Tnamada I fapped in the bathroom of the Vatican.
705 0 anooblol There's a video on pornhub, where some girl in a pink top is obviously not enjoying it. I assume the wiener is too big, and she's holding back tears. But she has an amazing butt. Then at the end, she swallows "him" and the dude asks, "You like that?" and while she's wiping away tears, she kinda mumbles, "Mmm... Yummy..." Almost made me want to cry. Still fapped.
135 0 Extrasherman I worked at a concession stand when I was a teenager, and one of our events was a week long German music fest. During the weekdays it would usually be dead. I was probably 14 or 15 and found myself applying dolphin wax in a porta potty that had been sitting in the August sunshine all day. Another time when I was a teen I was experimenting with lotions to use. My mother and sisters had various skin lotions around the bathroom with various fragrances. Unfortunately I chose the lotion that was meant for exfoliating skin. I've never immediately regretted being born like I did that moment.
256 0 Interestingly_Boring I was 14 when I went with my friend to his aunts beach condo. His aunt isn't necessarily attractive but the movement of water over my hormonal, pubescent junk coupled with his aunt in a bikini got me raging a serious stiffy. Not wanting to embarrass myself by walking around with a boner, I did the only thing I could do by asking my friend to throw me a towel while I was still waist deep in water, wrapped it around myself and booked it to the condo. Hopped in the shower and spanked it while thinking about his aunt in her bikini. I regret nothing.
581 0 CosmicPennyworth Fapped in my grandma's bed. I was so stressed out at her wake, I just slipped away from the party to burn off some steam.
1127 0 SMB73 Caught fapping in the bathroom by my gf while thinking about her Mom while we were visiting her parents one evening. She got aroused because my gf assumed it was her I was fapping too, so she decided to "help me out". And she certainly did because she looked quite a bit like her Mother.
449 0 regalternative A couple of nuclear generating stations that sort of looked like boobs
288 0 spicy_balloonknot Shameful? At the old Giants stadium during a Jets/Giants game. Upper deck. Nobody was really there. I was 13.
814 0 Fogel22 Step aside boys, I've been saving this one. Last year on my ex girlfriend's birthday I decided to rip it and grip it to an old voice mail she had left me of her singing the Moon song by Karen O. https://youtu.be/SU6KFnGF9M8 . I decided to add to the realism of it by dimming the lights and dawning a condom for my little hard working helmet man. After a brief and unsatisfying finish I had a quick cry followed by a nap. When I woke up I knew it was time to move on. Silver linings I guess.
274 0 Byizo There was a dude at a theatre I managed for a while who had gone into a kid's movie and started beating it in the back row. Apparently no one noticed until he finished. Upon completion his load traveled like a heat seeking missile and found the cheek of a mother who was with her husband and two kids. Apparently it was just the right consistency to grab on, stretch out and wrap around to her face when it hit. The guy high tailed it out the nearest emergency exit and I didn't hear about it until the lady and her husband came to complain about it. Of course there was not much I could do at that point. I was more ashamed of that guy's fap that any I've ever had.
952 0 Omnievul When I was 13-14ish, I searched my sister's webcam folder and saw photos of her tits... I was 13, okay? I was so horny I would fuck my own ass if I could and my ethical judgement was not exactly pristine.
298 0 lazybatman223 Was on a family vacation for a week on the way home put a blanket over myself and went to town while my grandmother was sitting 2ft from me.
151 0 RaelFreedom I bunked my high-school's compulsory prayers in the hall synogogue and sneaked into the big school lecture theater where in the dark I fapped...as everyone else prayed..on a public sushion seat. Not my proudest moment
466 0 canadianbacon-eh-tor I was at a "ministry development training" camp when I was about 14 and at the end they put you on an island for 6 hours alone to be "with Jesus" so I took a nap. Lost track of time started wandering around and found a knot in a tree that kinda looked like a vag so I shot some ropers of holy spirit onto it and afterward ate a very shameful peanut butter sandwich