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Curling: The Untold Story - Welcome to the 2018 Olympics megathread!
8044
What's something you regretted buying as soon as you walked out of the store?
22324
What is the smartest thing you've ever done?
9294
What are tech myths you can’t believe people still believe in?
2434
What's the happiest fact you know?
5747
What do you wish was more socially acceptable?
682
What items would you leave in a hotel room if your goal was to totally confuse the staff?
19135
American gun owners of Reddit who have moved to a country with strict gun-control, what has this been like, what are the differences?
649
[Serious] What is a physical qualification or skill that a young (18-25) person could work on during their free time that could set them up for success?
6906
People who found the reddit account of people they know in real life, what's the weirdest/most shocking thing you found in their profile?
325
What's something that someone said that made you instantly hate them?
2915
What’s a tiny thing that makes you happy?
338
What movie is, for you, basically a 10 out of 10?
2056
What video game was an absolute masterpiece?
960
What subreddits are absolute rabbit holes of entertainment, time-wasting, or serious information?
197
What is the worst part about long hair?
1290
What's the oldest thing you own?
294
What’s the best highdea you’ve ever had?
125
You have 30$ left for a month worth of food, what would you buy?
344
What made you stop liking one of your past crushes?
95
People who married into families that didn’t like them, what ended up happening?
94
What song seemed upbeat and cheerful at first, but later made you think, "wait, what?" when you listened carefully to (or looked up) the lyrics?
194
What's a good hobby to get into if you're in your 20s?
588
What turned out to be more expensive than you thought?
37112
What is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done for absolutely no reason?
70
What's legal, but morally wrong?
175
What song do you know word for word?
38
What mild curse would you punish your worst enemy with?
46
If Homo sapiens are the dominant species of the planet, which species is runner-up?
220
People who realized you were a toxic person, how did you realize and how did you improve your behavior?
63
Dreamers of Reddit, what was your weirdest dream?
27
What’s a good tip for self defense?
77
Black History Month is ending soon. Who are some lesser known black heroes that people should remember?
181
What scam did you fall for?
34
What is the Best movie you have ever seen?
77
What is something you think about every day, but would never tell anyone you know?
25
You're at a speed dating event where you can only ask each person one question to get to know them, what do you ask?
19
What weird food combinations do you really enjoy?
4748
What type of flirting from the opposite sex make you cringe?
50
What was the worst physical pain you've ever felt?
25
What slang term do you hate the most?
1324 Foo3112 This isn't my story but I once read on here that when some guy was a kid, he fapped to his moms attractive best friend one night right before bed. When he woke up, his mom was crying and told him that she had committed suicide last night. He said that one still haunts him today.
313 cokeiscool I was maybe 14, and my older brother had a palm pilot, I doodled a little stick figure with big breasts on it. Yup, ill never forget
510 Tnamada I fapped in the bathroom of the Vatican.
136 Extrasherman I worked at a concession stand when I was a teenager, and one of our events was a week long German music fest. During the weekdays it would usually be dead. I was probably 14 or 15 and found myself applying dolphin wax in a porta potty that had been sitting in the August sunshine all day. Another time when I was a teen I was experimenting with lotions to use. My mother and sisters had various skin lotions around the bathroom with various fragrances. Unfortunately I chose the lotion that was meant for exfoliating skin. I've never immediately regretted being born like I did that moment.
710 anooblol There's a video on pornhub, where some girl in a pink top is obviously not enjoying it. I assume the wiener is too big, and she's holding back tears. But she has an amazing butt. Then at the end, she swallows "him" and the dude asks, "You like that?" and while she's wiping away tears, she kinda mumbles, "Mmm... Yummy..." Almost made me want to cry. Still fapped.
582 CosmicPennyworth Fapped in my grandma's bed. I was so stressed out at her wake, I just slipped away from the party to burn off some steam.
263 [deleted] I was 14 when I went with my friend to his aunts beach condo. His aunt isn't necessarily attractive but the movement of water over my hormonal, pubescent junk coupled with his aunt in a bikini got me raging a serious stiffy. Not wanting to embarrass myself by walking around with a boner, I did the only thing I could do by asking my friend to throw me a towel while I was still waist deep in water, wrapped it around myself and booked it to the condo. Hopped in the shower and spanked it while thinking about his aunt in her bikini. I regret nothing.
1142 SMB73 Caught fapping in the bathroom by my gf while thinking about her Mom while we were visiting her parents one evening. She got aroused because my gf assumed it was her I was fapping too, so she decided to "help me out". And she certainly did because she looked quite a bit like her Mother.
450 regalternative A couple of nuclear generating stations that sort of looked like boobs
293 spicy_balloonknot Shameful? At the old Giants stadium during a Jets/Giants game. Upper deck. Nobody was really there. I was 13.
812 Fogel22 Step aside boys, I've been saving this one. Last year on my ex girlfriend's birthday I decided to rip it and grip it to an old voice mail she had left me of her singing the Moon song by Karen O. https://youtu.be/SU6KFnGF9M8 . I decided to add to the realism of it by dimming the lights and dawning a condom for my little hard working helmet man. After a brief and unsatisfying finish I had a quick cry followed by a nap. When I woke up I knew it was time to move on. Silver linings I guess.
281 Byizo There was a dude at a theatre I managed for a while who had gone into a kid's movie and started beating it in the back row. Apparently no one noticed until he finished. Upon completion his load traveled like a heat seeking missile and found the cheek of a mother who was with her husband and two kids. Apparently it was just the right consistency to grab on, stretch out and wrap around to her face when it hit. The guy high tailed it out the nearest emergency exit and I didn't hear about it until the lady and her husband came to complain about it. Of course there was not much I could do at that point. I was more ashamed of that guy's fap that any I've ever had.
950 Omnievul When I was 13-14ish, I searched my sister's webcam folder and saw photos of her tits... I was 13, okay? I was so horny I would fuck my own ass if I could and my ethical judgement was not exactly pristine.
302 lazybatman223 Was on a family vacation for a week on the way home put a blanket over myself and went to town while my grandmother was sitting 2ft from me.
152 RaelFreedom I bunked my high-school's compulsory prayers in the hall synogogue and sneaked into the big school lecture theater where in the dark I fapped...as everyone else prayed..on a public sushion seat. Not my proudest moment
464 canadianbacon-eh-tor I was at a "ministry development training" camp when I was about 14 and at the end they put you on an island for 6 hours alone to be "with Jesus" so I took a nap. Lost track of time started wandering around and found a knot in a tree that kinda looked like a vag so I shot some ropers of holy spirit onto it and afterward ate a very shameful peanut butter sandwich
1325 0 Foo3112 This isn't my story but I once read on here that when some guy was a kid, he fapped to his moms attractive best friend one night right before bed. When he woke up, his mom was crying and told him that she had committed suicide last night. He said that one still haunts him today.
313 0 cokeiscool I was maybe 14, and my older brother had a palm pilot, I doodled a little stick figure with big breasts on it. Yup, ill never forget
514 0 Tnamada I fapped in the bathroom of the Vatican.
135 0 Extrasherman I worked at a concession stand when I was a teenager, and one of our events was a week long German music fest. During the weekdays it would usually be dead. I was probably 14 or 15 and found myself applying dolphin wax in a porta potty that had been sitting in the August sunshine all day. Another time when I was a teen I was experimenting with lotions to use. My mother and sisters had various skin lotions around the bathroom with various fragrances. Unfortunately I chose the lotion that was meant for exfoliating skin. I've never immediately regretted being born like I did that moment.
708 0 anooblol There's a video on pornhub, where some girl in a pink top is obviously not enjoying it. I assume the wiener is too big, and she's holding back tears. But she has an amazing butt. Then at the end, she swallows "him" and the dude asks, "You like that?" and while she's wiping away tears, she kinda mumbles, "Mmm... Yummy..." Almost made me want to cry. Still fapped.
589 0 CosmicPennyworth Fapped in my grandma's bed. I was so stressed out at her wake, I just slipped away from the party to burn off some steam.
262 0 [deleted] I was 14 when I went with my friend to his aunts beach condo. His aunt isn't necessarily attractive but the movement of water over my hormonal, pubescent junk coupled with his aunt in a bikini got me raging a serious stiffy. Not wanting to embarrass myself by walking around with a boner, I did the only thing I could do by asking my friend to throw me a towel while I was still waist deep in water, wrapped it around myself and booked it to the condo. Hopped in the shower and spanked it while thinking about his aunt in her bikini. I regret nothing.
1134 0 SMB73 Caught fapping in the bathroom by my gf while thinking about her Mom while we were visiting her parents one evening. She got aroused because my gf assumed it was her I was fapping too, so she decided to "help me out". And she certainly did because she looked quite a bit like her Mother.
455 0 regalternative A couple of nuclear generating stations that sort of looked like boobs
288 0 spicy_balloonknot Shameful? At the old Giants stadium during a Jets/Giants game. Upper deck. Nobody was really there. I was 13.
817 0 Fogel22 Step aside boys, I've been saving this one. Last year on my ex girlfriend's birthday I decided to rip it and grip it to an old voice mail she had left me of her singing the Moon song by Karen O. https://youtu.be/SU6KFnGF9M8 . I decided to add to the realism of it by dimming the lights and dawning a condom for my little hard working helmet man. After a brief and unsatisfying finish I had a quick cry followed by a nap. When I woke up I knew it was time to move on. Silver linings I guess.
280 0 Byizo There was a dude at a theatre I managed for a while who had gone into a kid's movie and started beating it in the back row. Apparently no one noticed until he finished. Upon completion his load traveled like a heat seeking missile and found the cheek of a mother who was with her husband and two kids. Apparently it was just the right consistency to grab on, stretch out and wrap around to her face when it hit. The guy high tailed it out the nearest emergency exit and I didn't hear about it until the lady and her husband came to complain about it. Of course there was not much I could do at that point. I was more ashamed of that guy's fap that any I've ever had.
952 0 Omnievul When I was 13-14ish, I searched my sister's webcam folder and saw photos of her tits... I was 13, okay? I was so horny I would fuck my own ass if I could and my ethical judgement was not exactly pristine.
299 0 lazybatman223 Was on a family vacation for a week on the way home put a blanket over myself and went to town while my grandmother was sitting 2ft from me.
146 0 RaelFreedom I bunked my high-school's compulsory prayers in the hall synogogue and sneaked into the big school lecture theater where in the dark I fapped...as everyone else prayed..on a public sushion seat. Not my proudest moment
473 0 canadianbacon-eh-tor I was at a "ministry development training" camp when I was about 14 and at the end they put you on an island for 6 hours alone to be "with Jesus" so I took a nap. Lost track of time started wandering around and found a knot in a tree that kinda looked like a vag so I shot some ropers of holy spirit onto it and afterward ate a very shameful peanut butter sandwich