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11458
Atheists who later became religious, what made you convert?
3629
Ex-Religious people of Reddit, what was the tipping point?
47304
What is unethical as fuck, but is extremely common practice in the business world?
4593
911 operators of Reddit, what’s the strangest, serious emergency you’ve heard?
2306
Husbands of Reddit, what was your "I'm so gonna marry this girl" moment?
8088
Teachers of Reddit, what's your most memorable "Oh boy, that student definitely isn't going places" moment?
12304
[Serious] Theme park workers of Reddit, what unknown privileges do insanely wealthy people receive at your park?
5225
What is the best one liner you ever heard?
950
[SERIOUS] How far have you gone to help someone, only to get fucked over in the end?
764
What strange fact do you know only because of your job?
524
What's the saddest thing to hear "It's okay, I'm used to it." as a response to?
996
What is your favorite quote from a fictional character?
849
What do you consider to be a five-star horror film?
301
What's some of the worst cases of helicopter parenting you've ever witnessed?
1380
What food is actually better the next day?
374
Who's a villain you actually rooted for more than the hero?
122
Elementary Teachers of Reddit: what's the most embarrassing thing a student has shared about their parents in casual conversation?
101
What annoys the absolute fuck out of you?
432
What is the most embarrassing, non drunk, wedding moment you have witnessed?
514
What actually happened to the Manic Pixie Girl you knew in real life?
1140
What is a joke people often make about you that is utterly and completely unoriginal?
188
What is the most WTF experience you've had during a job interview?
124
What are some of the best trolls in Reddit History?
168
People of Reddit, how did you know you found the one? What made the person/ relationship different than others?
579
What are your tips/tricks for getting out of bed in the morning?
67
Homeowners of Reddit, what is the best feature you've added to your home?
218
What's your favorite slang for penis?
258
Reddit, what would your mom say if you texted her "How long does it take to microwave a 25lb turkey?"
17993
What classic song is widely accepted, but upon closer look, completely inappropriate?
3335
What is the most toxic aspect of your personality?
149
what can you break without touching?
44
If there are infinite dimensions with infinite versions of you, which version would you like to meet and why?
46
What knowledge might save your life one day?
44
[Serious]Have you ever said something to someone and seen immediate hurt in their eyes? Who was it? What did you say?/Why?
103
Who is surprisingly still alive?
54
What's your favourite way to level up your Mac and Cheese?
27
What are some of the best combinations ever?
32
What's the best drunk food?
59
What will future generations be horrified by us for?
14
Where's the least sexual place you've had sex?
1325 Foo3112 This isn't my story but I once read on here that when some guy was a kid, he fapped to his moms attractive best friend one night right before bed. When he woke up, his mom was crying and told him that she had committed suicide last night. He said that one still haunts him today.
309 cokeiscool I was maybe 14, and my older brother had a palm pilot, I doodled a little stick figure with big breasts on it. Yup, ill never forget
507 Tnamada I fapped in the bathroom of the Vatican.
703 anooblol There's a video on pornhub, where some girl in a pink top is obviously not enjoying it. I assume the wiener is too big, and she's holding back tears. But she has an amazing butt. Then at the end, she swallows "him" and the dude asks, "You like that?" and while she's wiping away tears, she kinda mumbles, "Mmm... Yummy..." Almost made me want to cry. Still fapped.
133 Extrasherman I worked at a concession stand when I was a teenager, and one of our events was a week long German music fest. During the weekdays it would usually be dead. I was probably 14 or 15 and found myself applying dolphin wax in a porta potty that had been sitting in the August sunshine all day. Another time when I was a teen I was experimenting with lotions to use. My mother and sisters had various skin lotions around the bathroom with various fragrances. Unfortunately I chose the lotion that was meant for exfoliating skin. I've never immediately regretted being born like I did that moment.
259 Interestingly_Boring I was 14 when I went with my friend to his aunts beach condo. His aunt isn't necessarily attractive but the movement of water over my hormonal, pubescent junk coupled with his aunt in a bikini got me raging a serious stiffy. Not wanting to embarrass myself by walking around with a boner, I did the only thing I could do by asking my friend to throw me a towel while I was still waist deep in water, wrapped it around myself and booked it to the condo. Hopped in the shower and spanked it while thinking about his aunt in her bikini. I regret nothing.
582 CosmicPennyworth Fapped in my grandma's bed. I was so stressed out at her wake, I just slipped away from the party to burn off some steam.
1134 SMB73 Caught fapping in the bathroom by my gf while thinking about her Mom while we were visiting her parents one evening. She got aroused because my gf assumed it was her I was fapping too, so she decided to "help me out". And she certainly did because she looked quite a bit like her Mother.
446 regalternative A couple of nuclear generating stations that sort of looked like boobs
292 spicy_balloonknot Shameful? At the old Giants stadium during a Jets/Giants game. Upper deck. Nobody was really there. I was 13.
811 Fogel22 Step aside boys, I've been saving this one. Last year on my ex girlfriend's birthday I decided to rip it and grip it to an old voice mail she had left me of her singing the Moon song by Karen O. https://youtu.be/SU6KFnGF9M8 . I decided to add to the realism of it by dimming the lights and dawning a condom for my little hard working helmet man. After a brief and unsatisfying finish I had a quick cry followed by a nap. When I woke up I knew it was time to move on. Silver linings I guess.
276 Byizo There was a dude at a theatre I managed for a while who had gone into a kid's movie and started beating it in the back row. Apparently no one noticed until he finished. Upon completion his load traveled like a heat seeking missile and found the cheek of a mother who was with her husband and two kids. Apparently it was just the right consistency to grab on, stretch out and wrap around to her face when it hit. The guy high tailed it out the nearest emergency exit and I didn't hear about it until the lady and her husband came to complain about it. Of course there was not much I could do at that point. I was more ashamed of that guy's fap that any I've ever had.
953 Omnievul When I was 13-14ish, I searched my sister's webcam folder and saw photos of her tits... I was 13, okay? I was so horny I would fuck my own ass if I could and my ethical judgement was not exactly pristine.
298 lazybatman223 Was on a family vacation for a week on the way home put a blanket over myself and went to town while my grandmother was sitting 2ft from me.
148 RaelFreedom I bunked my high-school's compulsory prayers in the hall synogogue and sneaked into the big school lecture theater where in the dark I fapped...as everyone else prayed..on a public sushion seat. Not my proudest moment
462 canadianbacon-eh-tor I was at a "ministry development training" camp when I was about 14 and at the end they put you on an island for 6 hours alone to be "with Jesus" so I took a nap. Lost track of time started wandering around and found a knot in a tree that kinda looked like a vag so I shot some ropers of holy spirit onto it and afterward ate a very shameful peanut butter sandwich
1327 0 Foo3112 This isn't my story but I once read on here that when some guy was a kid, he fapped to his moms attractive best friend one night right before bed. When he woke up, his mom was crying and told him that she had committed suicide last night. He said that one still haunts him today.
309 0 cokeiscool I was maybe 14, and my older brother had a palm pilot, I doodled a little stick figure with big breasts on it. Yup, ill never forget
509 0 Tnamada I fapped in the bathroom of the Vatican.
705 0 anooblol There's a video on pornhub, where some girl in a pink top is obviously not enjoying it. I assume the wiener is too big, and she's holding back tears. But she has an amazing butt. Then at the end, she swallows "him" and the dude asks, "You like that?" and while she's wiping away tears, she kinda mumbles, "Mmm... Yummy..." Almost made me want to cry. Still fapped.
131 0 Extrasherman I worked at a concession stand when I was a teenager, and one of our events was a week long German music fest. During the weekdays it would usually be dead. I was probably 14 or 15 and found myself applying dolphin wax in a porta potty that had been sitting in the August sunshine all day. Another time when I was a teen I was experimenting with lotions to use. My mother and sisters had various skin lotions around the bathroom with various fragrances. Unfortunately I chose the lotion that was meant for exfoliating skin. I've never immediately regretted being born like I did that moment.
258 0 Interestingly_Boring I was 14 when I went with my friend to his aunts beach condo. His aunt isn't necessarily attractive but the movement of water over my hormonal, pubescent junk coupled with his aunt in a bikini got me raging a serious stiffy. Not wanting to embarrass myself by walking around with a boner, I did the only thing I could do by asking my friend to throw me a towel while I was still waist deep in water, wrapped it around myself and booked it to the condo. Hopped in the shower and spanked it while thinking about his aunt in her bikini. I regret nothing.
582 0 CosmicPennyworth Fapped in my grandma's bed. I was so stressed out at her wake, I just slipped away from the party to burn off some steam.
1136 0 SMB73 Caught fapping in the bathroom by my gf while thinking about her Mom while we were visiting her parents one evening. She got aroused because my gf assumed it was her I was fapping too, so she decided to "help me out". And she certainly did because she looked quite a bit like her Mother.
445 0 regalternative A couple of nuclear generating stations that sort of looked like boobs
289 0 spicy_balloonknot Shameful? At the old Giants stadium during a Jets/Giants game. Upper deck. Nobody was really there. I was 13.
810 0 Fogel22 Step aside boys, I've been saving this one. Last year on my ex girlfriend's birthday I decided to rip it and grip it to an old voice mail she had left me of her singing the Moon song by Karen O. https://youtu.be/SU6KFnGF9M8 . I decided to add to the realism of it by dimming the lights and dawning a condom for my little hard working helmet man. After a brief and unsatisfying finish I had a quick cry followed by a nap. When I woke up I knew it was time to move on. Silver linings I guess.
279 0 Byizo There was a dude at a theatre I managed for a while who had gone into a kid's movie and started beating it in the back row. Apparently no one noticed until he finished. Upon completion his load traveled like a heat seeking missile and found the cheek of a mother who was with her husband and two kids. Apparently it was just the right consistency to grab on, stretch out and wrap around to her face when it hit. The guy high tailed it out the nearest emergency exit and I didn't hear about it until the lady and her husband came to complain about it. Of course there was not much I could do at that point. I was more ashamed of that guy's fap that any I've ever had.
949 0 Omnievul When I was 13-14ish, I searched my sister's webcam folder and saw photos of her tits... I was 13, okay? I was so horny I would fuck my own ass if I could and my ethical judgement was not exactly pristine.
299 0 lazybatman223 Was on a family vacation for a week on the way home put a blanket over myself and went to town while my grandmother was sitting 2ft from me.
146 0 RaelFreedom I bunked my high-school's compulsory prayers in the hall synogogue and sneaked into the big school lecture theater where in the dark I fapped...as everyone else prayed..on a public sushion seat. Not my proudest moment
465 0 canadianbacon-eh-tor I was at a "ministry development training" camp when I was about 14 and at the end they put you on an island for 6 hours alone to be "with Jesus" so I took a nap. Lost track of time started wandering around and found a knot in a tree that kinda looked like a vag so I shot some ropers of holy spirit onto it and afterward ate a very shameful peanut butter sandwich