Bigger rewards for the same daily quests
"Congratulations, you woke up and have gone to work today, here's 10K"
A glowing, coloured light around lost money, things of great value and easy re-sell at garage sales, characters with quests, ect.
An estranged uncle has passed away and left you money in his will
Roll 20 sided dice to determine how many millions you get.
A text box that gives you hints on what to do next
Multiple choice dialogue boxes when you talk to people.
All criminals and scam artists now look and sound like what they are. They also wear obvious clothing and have shifty eyes.
* Infinite money
* No sleep depravation penalty
* Free fast travel
So many more
the 18 year tutorial actually taught me how to adult.
The first boss fight got nerfed. Which goddamn dev thought a level 4 against a level 30 would be balanced?
Edit: r/2MeIRL4AskReddit ?
Edit 2: I appreciate the kind words. However, I crack jokes and laugh about it now. If you're in a situation like the one described, don't forget there are resources for you! Start with: http://www.aacap.org/aacap/Families_and_Youth/Resource_Centers/Child_Abuse_Resource_Center/Home.aspx
Instead of struggling to market my writing, a celebrity decides he likes it and tweets about it to his millions of followers, and I become a best-selling author all thanks to Andy Richter.
Wounds and injuries heal within minutes and you can now knock down structures and objects with hardly any effort. Bears can now be tamed. You can talk your way out of most crimes.
I have no issue in talking to women and getting dates.
I'm physically fit.
I have a job that I love with fantastic benefits.