Steering grocery carts. So many people say that they're bad at it. I like to think that I'm a natural. The key is not to be a slave to the handle. Push it from the other end if the situation calls for it. Give it a little kick to spin it around. I really don't know why it's so difficult for people. Gimme a fuckin' obstacle-laden slalom course and I'll go HAM on those East Germans.
I can almost always tell which dinosaurs in movies are fake.
I'm really punctual.
I can in a place I've never been before and arrange a meeting in another place and I'll know exactly how long it takes me to get there and be about 5-10 minutes early
I can give myself goose bumps...with my mind....ooooooo
Sort of weird, but I can basically always flip a coin so it does exactly 2 spins and lands same side up.
I'm fucking awesome at folding paper. Just in half though, nothing fancy.
Sweating. I sweat SO hard. I was once pulling some cable in an attic above a camp ground lodge in summer... When I came out the kids working the cafe line looked at me in disgust. I asked if they knew about the pool in the attic... They almost bought it. I could wring out my shirt with substantial amounts of water.
I also sweat sitting at a desk doing nothing. YAY!
I have complete control over flaring my nostrils. Super fast flutters, matching the beat of any song, holding them open indefinitely, etc. All with expert precision.
I can stay silent for a really long time, I think I've gone days without talking at all
Cherry stem knots tied in the mouth
Pretending to know how to write Russian. For example "порнхуб" looks russian as fuck but it just says pornhub
Floor is lava avoidance 🥇
Turns out - very few lava floors in adulthood.
Perfect pitch. I can name you all the chords being played on the radio
I'm really good at repeating "just one more chapter" from 11pm to ~3am.
Showering efficiency. My methods are more streamlined than a Japanese train system.
I think I could take gold in [bubblegum blowing](https://imgur.com/gallery/TS3bl).
My husband and I could get a medal for speed quickies where both parties reach orgasm