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Title
9040
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASKREDDIT!!
2964
Celebrating Ten Years of r/AskReddit
11946
What is usual in Europe, but unusual in America?
22565
Former cheaters of Reddit how were you caught by your significant other?
1099
What do you add to your Ramen Noodles to enhance its flavor?
9075
If you could get a notification every time someone masturbated to you, would you like to know? Yes, they know you are notified. What other information would you like to receive?
3855
What would you say on your deathbed to confuse everyone?
2220
What's a question you hate being asked?
798
What is a creepiest piece of music that you've ever heard?
6311
Middle school teachers of Reddit, what is the most awkward/cringy thing you've seen a student do?
359
What do you use daily that wasn’t designed for what you use it for?
1855
What is your unusual "special ingredient" to a common dish?
1047
What is the most dangerous encounter you've had with an animal?
861
People who had a low income and then suddenly a very high one, what was the biggest change regarding your lifestyle?
223
What’s the scariest thing that’s happened to you at 3AM?
197
If everyone had a number above their head, what would you want the number to represent?
207
Non-Americans who have been to the US: What is the weirdest thing about America that Americans don't realise is weird?
10600
What is a dead give away that a person is a nice person?
180
What TV series have you rewatched the most?
183
If you were granted a free week with no work, no one bothering you, and given $50,000 to spend, what would you do?
423
What's the latest thing someone said to you that made you say "here we go again" in your head?
57
What are good, thought provoking books?
63
What happened to your middle school crush?
145
Parents of Reddit, what is the strangest thing you didn't realize you would have to childproof?
590
Which country has the coolest flag?
87
For the women of Reddit, what’s something romantic you always wished your SO would do to/with you?
98
What do you do when you hate yourself?
252
You got a cloning machine which can perfectly copy anything but you can use only once. What would you copy?
161
Programmers of Reddit, what clever solution to a problem that you came up with are you most proud of?
46
Female Redditors, what sexual techniques make it obvious that a guy has watched his fair share of porn?
53
Why are you single?
3581
What is the best way to kill time at an airport?
22598
Professionals in any field of work, what’s the most ridiculous thing someone outside of your profession has claimed to know more about than you?
35
What are the worst things about Tinder?
212
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
3277
Left handed redditors, what are some pain in the neck things about being left handed that right handers may not know about?
38
Married Redditors who say “don’t get married”, why?
227
What are some things that don't hold up as you get older?
23
What activity is illegal but morally acceptable to you?
29
How did dragons become a thing in most ancient cultures?
60
[Serious] People of reddit who have accidentally killed someone. What happened?
17
What’s the weirdest non-racial stereotype you’ve heard?
1841 BeastModePwn My boyfriend thought it was clever when I asked what the right word was for "an angry parade". ....a protest.
879 Prolixo I forgot the name of a peeler and tried, "vegetable sharpener".
771 Trason8 My little brother who was around 6 at the time really wanted popcorn, and he asked if he could have some of the "boom puffs."
1894 Pepsistopheles At Target, I asked for "a can of bug-murder". I forgot "insecticide" or even "bug spray". The dude took it in stride, didn't flinch.
4656 Shell058 My mom referred to Guitar Hero as "Carpet Banjo" one time. Me and my friends still call it that.
1927 wtfhannahey My ex and I were hanging out one day trying to figure out what we wanted to do. I suggested maybe a walk in the park, a trip to the zoo, etc. when all of a sudden his face lit up and he gleefully asked "WHAT ABOUT THE AQUA MUSEUM?!" It took me a good few seconds to realize he meant the "aquarium".
4548 SuperBrentendo64 Couldn't remember groomsmen, went with dudesmaids instead.
7917 sharmalarm Friend is Norwegian. She couldn't remember the English word for "monkey." Apparently the direct translation of monkey in Norwegian is "ape-cat." Edit: We were watching Harry Potter the other day. Dumbledore is "Bumbletwist." Another favorite is "Grass Dude," or pineapple.
4904 nitnitwickywicky I recently struggled to think of the word ‘Oval’, so instead landed on “the circle rectangle”.
15169 starshock990 To this day most of my family refers to a strainer/colander as a "noodle stay, water go" because my older brother called it that once when he couldn't find it and needed to ask where it was.
6828 cthlpls My girlfriend was frustrated because she couldn't find her shoehorn, and then said loudly "WHERE IS THE BOOT SPOON"
7776 [deleted] [deleted]
7413 breakingbadforlife i once called the Navy "the aqua army"
3024 dphung Stuck in traffic. SO called to ask how it was. I said it was ass to mouth over here. I couldn’t remember the phrase “bumper to bumper”.
18942 Khoasama A polish exchange student was thirsty after a nightout and didn't know what to say. He pointed to his mouth and said Sahara.
6054 the_slippery_shoe This came to my mind when I read a post on Reddit where a girl called a feather a "bird leaf".
13825 Knerdian I once had to listen to my mother tell a 10 minute story about all the honkers she saw at the park. Geese. She meant geese.
9082 MetalHead310 Back in 90s I was 14 and begging my mom to let me go to a Guns n Roses concert.. I kept nagging until she got frustrated but couldnt remember the band name and said: "I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO TO ANY DAMN DEATH AND FLOWERS CONCERT" I couldnt stop laughing
11735 allibys I once forgot the word for "letters" and asked my coworker how many alphabet numbers a word had.
9273 whatisfishbeef I know a german who learned english in wales, its the most amazing cluster fuck of accents. Anyway, a dog ran off with his gloves and he chased after it shouting, 'come back with my hand shoes!'
1128 goatywizard At one point I started googling "map of the year" because my brain short-circuited and I couldn't recall the word "calendar".
2891 fatbabyotters_ Breakfast soup. (The word he was looking for was cereal.)
13913 NiteliteBunnyFrite Sausage tweezers My husband wanted me to pass him the cooking tongs
12465 HungryParr0t My friend couldn't remember the word "cow" for some reason, so she googled "moo beast" to remember. Edit: Jesus Christ! I had no idea this would get this much attention. Thanks for the gold took random stranger!
9822 BucKramer Didn't know what to call people from Japan as a kid so I decided on "Japanicans"
285 didsome1saybacon My contact fell out when i was driving. I got it back in and my eye was so dry that i had to pull over at a gas station. Desperate, I stumble to the register and asked the cashier if there was any chance they sold any "eye moisturizer." Eye drops. I meant eye drops.
1839 0 BeastModePwn My boyfriend thought it was clever when I asked what the right word was for "an angry parade". ....a protest.
886 0 Prolixo I forgot the name of a peeler and tried, "vegetable sharpener".
770 0 Trason8 My little brother who was around 6 at the time really wanted popcorn, and he asked if he could have some of the "boom puffs."
1898 0 Pepsistopheles At Target, I asked for "a can of bug-murder". I forgot "insecticide" or even "bug spray". The dude took it in stride, didn't flinch.
4661 0 Shell058 My mom referred to Guitar Hero as "Carpet Banjo" one time. Me and my friends still call it that.
1928 0 wtfhannahey My ex and I were hanging out one day trying to figure out what we wanted to do. I suggested maybe a walk in the park, a trip to the zoo, etc. when all of a sudden his face lit up and he gleefully asked "WHAT ABOUT THE AQUA MUSEUM?!" It took me a good few seconds to realize he meant the "aquarium".
4553 0 SuperBrentendo64 Couldn't remember groomsmen, went with dudesmaids instead.
7919 0 sharmalarm Friend is Norwegian. She couldn't remember the English word for "monkey." Apparently the direct translation of monkey in Norwegian is "ape-cat." Edit: We were watching Harry Potter the other day. Dumbledore is "Bumbletwist." Another favorite is "Grass Dude," or pineapple.
4905 0 nitnitwickywicky I recently struggled to think of the word ‘Oval’, so instead landed on “the circle rectangle”.
15162 0 starshock990 To this day most of my family refers to a strainer/colander as a "noodle stay, water go" because my older brother called it that once when he couldn't find it and needed to ask where it was.
6834 0 cthlpls My girlfriend was frustrated because she couldn't find her shoehorn, and then said loudly "WHERE IS THE BOOT SPOON"
7777 0 [deleted] [deleted]
7413 0 breakingbadforlife i once called the Navy "the aqua army"
3022 0 dphung Stuck in traffic. SO called to ask how it was. I said it was ass to mouth over here. I couldn’t remember the phrase “bumper to bumper”.
18939 0 Khoasama A polish exchange student was thirsty after a nightout and didn't know what to say. He pointed to his mouth and said Sahara.
6048 0 the_slippery_shoe This came to my mind when I read a post on Reddit where a girl called a feather a "bird leaf".
13824 0 Knerdian I once had to listen to my mother tell a 10 minute story about all the honkers she saw at the park. Geese. She meant geese.
9087 0 MetalHead310 Back in 90s I was 14 and begging my mom to let me go to a Guns n Roses concert.. I kept nagging until she got frustrated but couldnt remember the band name and said: "I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO TO ANY DAMN DEATH AND FLOWERS CONCERT" I couldnt stop laughing
11734 0 allibys I once forgot the word for "letters" and asked my coworker how many alphabet numbers a word had.
9275 0 whatisfishbeef I know a german who learned english in wales, its the most amazing cluster fuck of accents. Anyway, a dog ran off with his gloves and he chased after it shouting, 'come back with my hand shoes!'
1130 0 goatywizard At one point I started googling "map of the year" because my brain short-circuited and I couldn't recall the word "calendar".
2889 0 fatbabyotters_ Breakfast soup. (The word he was looking for was cereal.)
13905 0 NiteliteBunnyFrite Sausage tweezers My husband wanted me to pass him the cooking tongs
12469 0 HungryParr0t My friend couldn't remember the word "cow" for some reason, so she googled "moo beast" to remember. Edit: Jesus Christ! I had no idea this would get this much attention. Thanks for the gold took random stranger!
9821 0 BucKramer Didn't know what to call people from Japan as a kid so I decided on "Japanicans"
286 0 didsome1saybacon My contact fell out when i was driving. I got it back in and my eye was so dry that i had to pull over at a gas station. Desperate, I stumble to the register and asked the cashier if there was any chance they sold any "eye moisturizer." Eye drops. I meant eye drops.