Nothing that happens will ever be as important as what's going on in your life right now
The pullout method works jut as good as condoms plus it feels better and it's free
You should drop out of school to focus on your band. That's where the money is.
Credit cards are basically free money!
Meth will give you the energy you need to get through school!
One of these days you will find a special someone. When you do, drop out of high school, marry her, and start having kids. Money won't bring you happiness, all you need is love. And heroin, Kurt Cobain made his best music on it.
Hormones don't affect you that much, you totally are in love with that girl you've never talked to.
If you have a crush on a girl, get her pregnant. You'll be bound & in love for life.
If you have a crush on a boy, put out without protection because "it feels better". You'll be bound & in love for life.
Try and be gay, life's easier.
It has to be believably bad... just saying something like "do crack and give me all of your money" would be a terrible thing for them to do, but isn't believable enough to be "bad advice."
So, I'm going to say "your friends, classmates, and teachers will remember the things you do for a long time, so be sure not to fuck up at all."
"If you go pee after having sex it'll push all the semen out, impossible to get pregnant"
A senior told me this and for some reason I believed her. You can guess what happened next
* in Kansas, when only abstinence was taught
(Edit: to answer a couple questions, I got my middle school education in Leavenworth County around 2003. It was severely lacking until high school...Just to be clear, I blame that situation on my lack of common sense and having sex at a young age. Maybe also not getting "the talk".)
Everything happening to you right now really is as serious and permanent as you think.
For a boy : She says no but her eyes say yes
For a girl : oh, yes definitely you can go with your boyfriend whom we've never met and 16 other people in this cabin near the lake. We trust them, everything will be in control
High School are the best years of your life!