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20328
Doctors of Reddit, what was your dumbest r/Iamverysmart patient experience?
2999
What’s something wrong you saw your parents doing as a kid, but didn’t realize it was wrong until you got older?
2627
What common practice has no actual purpose?
2334
What are the best songs if you replace the word “love” with “dick”?
13748
What has someone done to you to make you never trust them again?
958
What screams, “I’m uneducated!”?
1844
Redditors around the globe, what misconception do people have about your country?
1235
What achievement do you want humanity to achieve before you die?
535
What’s the most spooky fact you know?
282
If Half of Blink 182 is Wink 91, what would the Half Name be of other stuff ?
454
People who have lived under military dictatorships, how did you cope?
279
What are your go-to lines of dirty talk in the bedroom?
306
If life was a video game, what would the dlc be?
211
Redditors who have been involved with cooking competition shows like Chopped, what are some interesting behind the scenes secrets?
171
What still has a stigma surrounding it but shouldn't?
110
[Serious] People who are dating/are married to someone with a mental illness, how do you manage and what do you wish more people knew?
211
What seemingly unimportant occupation would cause mayhem if the workers went on strike?
252
How were you introduced to reddit?
189
The ultimate speed date. You have ONE question to give you an idea of what that person is like. What would YOU ASK?
52
What would the benefits be of living in a post apocalyptic world?
101
What are rich people forms of entertainment?
2405
What is the best case of a movie being better than the book?
50
What is one thing everyone can do to improve themselves?
37
What's the cutest story you know of how a couple got together?
946
What's your favourite dinosaur and why?
51
What needs to make a comeback?
46
You have 1 text message to send to everyone in the world who owns a cell phone. Your goal is to cause as much chaos as possible. Whot does your text message say?
30
Computer experts of Reddit, what's the biggest sign you have a virus which hasn't been picked up by your anti-virus software?
4282
Twins of Reddit, what's the craziest experience of "Twin Telepathy" you and your twin have had?
24485
What legal thing would you ban if you could?
185
Why did you choose your hobby?
27
People that have used sex to move up in a company. What did you do? How far did it get you?Was it worth it?
34
What's the worse thing about having boobs?
51
What are some ways a college student can save money?
179
For people with anxiety or depression, what’s an inexpensive hobby to distract yourself with?
649
What's a meme song you actually started to like?
81
[Serious] Would you date a disabled person? What kinds of disabilities are fine vs no-gos?
63
What’s something people don’t worry about but really should?
98
If a camera crew followed you around for a day making a short documentary about your life, what would it look like?
24
Drive-thru workers of reddit, what's the most disgusting/shocking thing you've seen in someone's car?
2026 ItsAllAboot Adrian Carton de Wiart He served in the Boer War, First World War, and Second World War; was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear; survived two plane crashes; tunnelled out of a prisoner-of-war camp; and tore off his own fingers when a doctor refused to amputate them. Describing his experiences in the First World War, he wrote, **"Frankly I had enjoyed the war."**
2719 zack949 They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards. (Creighton Abrams)
3686 NikiFuckingLauda That guy in the salem witch trails that when they were crushing him with a board and placing rocks on it. He wouldnt admit to witchcraft and kept saying 'more weight' until he died
1288 SPullen "Turn me over, I'm done on this side" St Lawrence whilst being burned alive
328 IliumJones "There is nothing proper about what you are doing, soldier, but do try to kill me properly." - Marcus Tullius Cicero, facing his death.
1423 Leonis_Ignis Spanish Missionary/Inquisitor: If you repent for your sins now you can go to heaven. Native American Chief: Are there Spaniards in heaven? Spanish Missionary: Yes. Native American Chief: Then I'd rather die and go to Hell with the rest of my people than be with more Spaniards for even a moment.
2535 foodfighter When Genghis Khan [destroyed a Persian empire after they massacred one of his trade caravans,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_conquest_of_Khwarezmia) he at one point in the campaign reportedly said to a group of wealthy merchants in a city his army had just captured: "Some of you will say that only God can punish you. Know this - **I** ***am*** **the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.**"
731 SomeDEGuy "Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever?" Daniel Daly- twice awarded the medal of honor.
843 imaloony8 "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake, there would have been a fight." - Vice President Thomas R. Marshall on the death of Theodore Roosevelt
1820 metruesta "I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddamit, i'm a billionaire." - Howard Hughes
1922 MyrmidonMir Just about anything chesty puller said “They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can’t get away from us now!”
1081 Ah_Q Probably not the most bad ass, but a good line nonetheless. Khrushchev supposedly once said to Zhou Enlai, Premier of China under Mao: "You must acknowledge that I come from the working class, while you were born to a family of the bourgeoisie." Zhou replied: "Yes, but we have one thing in common. We have both betrayed our class."
1542 Garlicluvr “To Joseph Stalin: Stop sending people to kill me! We've already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle... If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send a very fast working one to Moscow and I certainly won't have to send another.” ―Josip Broz Tito Source/Notes: Robert Service, Stalin: A Biography (Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard University Press, 2005), p. 592.
351 NeedsMoreTuba My dad told me a story about a man who was mortally wounded in a gunfight. When the doctor told him there wasn't much to be done to save his life, he got up off the bed and managed to walk out into the street. "Where are you going?!?!" asked the doctor. **"I'm going to go kill the bastard that killed me," he said.**
491 The_Briton Earl of Uxbridge, the cavalry commander at the Battle of Waterloo. In the dying moments of the battle that the commander sealed his reputation as one of Britain’s most self-contained and unflappable soldiers. Riding next to Wellington as cannon shot hurtled across the battlefield, he turned to the Iron Duke and uttered the brilliant conversation-starter: “By God, Sir, I’ve lost my leg.” To which Wellington replied, with equal restraint: “By God, Sir, so you have.”
1728 Mr_Abe_Froman "I'm the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns!" - Abraham Lincoln to a crowd that was angry after he won a wrestling match in one move. [Edited for full quote]
327 Mage_S0ul The reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks to an ultimatum from the Ottoman Sultan Mehmed IV: "O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother."
1698 jaa101 Voltaire, on his deathbed, was called on to renounce the devil: "Now is not the time to be making new enemies."
446 Meshakhad "My centre is giving way, my right is retreating, situation excellent, I am attacking." -Marshal Ferdinand Foch
438 Worldatmyfingertips "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country." - George S. Patton
517 TheRealGunn Shortly before World War I, the German Kaiser was the guest of the Swiss government to observe military maneuvers. The Kaiser asked a Swiss militiaman: “You are 500,000 and you shoot well, but if we attack with 1,000,000 men what will you do?” The soldier replied: “Shoot twice and go home.”
395 suitology "We must, indeed, all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately."-Ben Franklin before the signing of the Declaration of independence
1397 PrinceofallRabbits Philip II of Macedon sent an envoy to Sparta threatening "If I win this war, you will be slaves forever." Sparta responded with "If". Granted at the time Sparta wasn't really the same military force to be reckoned with that it once was, but still a bad ass thing to say.
2031 0 ItsAllAboot Adrian Carton de Wiart He served in the Boer War, First World War, and Second World War; was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear; survived two plane crashes; tunnelled out of a prisoner-of-war camp; and tore off his own fingers when a doctor refused to amputate them. Describing his experiences in the First World War, he wrote, **"Frankly I had enjoyed the war."**
2713 0 zack949 They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards. (Creighton Abrams)
3685 0 NikiFuckingLauda That guy in the salem witch trails that when they were crushing him with a board and placing rocks on it. He wouldnt admit to witchcraft and kept saying 'more weight' until he died
1283 0 SPullen "Turn me over, I'm done on this side" St Lawrence whilst being burned alive
323 0 IliumJones "There is nothing proper about what you are doing, soldier, but do try to kill me properly." - Marcus Tullius Cicero, facing his death.
1421 0 Leonis_Ignis Spanish Missionary/Inquisitor: If you repent for your sins now you can go to heaven. Native American Chief: Are there Spaniards in heaven? Spanish Missionary: Yes. Native American Chief: Then I'd rather die and go to Hell with the rest of my people than be with more Spaniards for even a moment.
2534 0 foodfighter When Genghis Khan [destroyed a Persian empire after they massacred one of his trade caravans,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_conquest_of_Khwarezmia) he at one point in the campaign reportedly said to a group of wealthy merchants in a city his army had just captured: "Some of you will say that only God can punish you. Know this - **I** ***am*** **the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.**"
733 0 SomeDEGuy "Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever?" Daniel Daly- twice awarded the medal of honor.
840 0 imaloony8 "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake, there would have been a fight." - Vice President Thomas R. Marshall on the death of Theodore Roosevelt
1819 0 metruesta "I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddamit, i'm a billionaire." - Howard Hughes
1922 0 MyrmidonMir Just about anything chesty puller said “They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can’t get away from us now!”
1077 0 Ah_Q Probably not the most bad ass, but a good line nonetheless. Khrushchev supposedly once said to Zhou Enlai, Premier of China under Mao: "You must acknowledge that I come from the working class, while you were born to a family of the bourgeoisie." Zhou replied: "Yes, but we have one thing in common. We have both betrayed our class."
1539 0 Garlicluvr “To Joseph Stalin: Stop sending people to kill me! We've already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle... If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send a very fast working one to Moscow and I certainly won't have to send another.” ―Josip Broz Tito Source/Notes: Robert Service, Stalin: A Biography (Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard University Press, 2005), p. 592.
349 0 NeedsMoreTuba My dad told me a story about a man who was mortally wounded in a gunfight. When the doctor told him there wasn't much to be done to save his life, he got up off the bed and managed to walk out into the street. "Where are you going?!?!" asked the doctor. **"I'm going to go kill the bastard that killed me," he said.**
485 0 The_Briton Earl of Uxbridge, the cavalry commander at the Battle of Waterloo. In the dying moments of the battle that the commander sealed his reputation as one of Britain’s most self-contained and unflappable soldiers. Riding next to Wellington as cannon shot hurtled across the battlefield, he turned to the Iron Duke and uttered the brilliant conversation-starter: “By God, Sir, I’ve lost my leg.” To which Wellington replied, with equal restraint: “By God, Sir, so you have.”
1728 0 Mr_Abe_Froman "I'm the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns!" - Abraham Lincoln to a crowd that was angry after he won a wrestling match in one move. [Edited for full quote]
323 0 Mage_S0ul The reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks to an ultimatum from the Ottoman Sultan Mehmed IV: "O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother."
1705 0 jaa101 Voltaire, on his deathbed, was called on to renounce the devil: "Now is not the time to be making new enemies."
453 0 Meshakhad "My centre is giving way, my right is retreating, situation excellent, I am attacking." -Marshal Ferdinand Foch
435 0 Worldatmyfingertips "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country." - George S. Patton
518 0 TheRealGunn Shortly before World War I, the German Kaiser was the guest of the Swiss government to observe military maneuvers. The Kaiser asked a Swiss militiaman: “You are 500,000 and you shoot well, but if we attack with 1,000,000 men what will you do?” The soldier replied: “Shoot twice and go home.”
393 0 suitology "We must, indeed, all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately."-Ben Franklin before the signing of the Declaration of independence
1398 0 PrinceofallRabbits Philip II of Macedon sent an envoy to Sparta threatening "If I win this war, you will be slaves forever." Sparta responded with "If". Granted at the time Sparta wasn't really the same military force to be reckoned with that it once was, but still a bad ass thing to say.