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23424
Redditors who have had major health issues - what small symptom should you have looked into earlier?
4872
What video game actually gave you a sense of pride and accomplishment?
1078
What moment in your life did you think to yourself, “Yeah, this person isn’t my friend anymore.”?
483
Reddit, what app these days is actually worth downloading and using?
475
Redditors, what smell instantly makes you happy?
33598
Schizophrenics of Reddit; What is the scariest hallucination (visually or audibly) that you have ever experienced?
200
What was the biggest backfiring of a plan in history?
196
What non-standard house feature is a must have for your dream house?
3199
What tv show do you always end up going back to regardless of how many times you’ve seen it ?
1466
Has anyone used AirBnB to stay in a house they used to live in, and how weird was it?
3220
What true fact sounds completely unrealistic?
161
Factory workers of Reddit, what is the craziest thing you've witnessed on the job?
975
Married people of Reddit, what's the thing that made you think "that's it, I'm marrying you"?
100
Who is the most famous person you have ever met?
94
Fathers, what are some dumb things you have done while your wife was pregnant?
1076
Redditors who were leashed as children, how are you doing now?
608
If the devil only punishes the bad and the wicked, why isn't he considered the good guy?
60
What dumb scam did you actually fall for?
10517
Socially adept people of Reddit, What are some mistakes you see socially awkward people making?
4415
What are the superpowers that people think its good to have but are actually fucked up?
192
What is a habbit you kept from growing up poor?
39
What are your thoughts on yourself?
13250
How do you flirt?
573
The last thing you purchased falls from the sky for 24 hours. What is it?
38312
[Serious] What is the most disrespectful thing a guest ever did in your home?
1179
Have you ever felt lost in your early 20s? How did you overcome it?
42
What’s the worst case of “I think I’m better than you as a person” you’ve witnessed?
47
Cops of Reddit, have you ever taken great satisfaction in arresting a person? If so, what had they done?
47
Which company would be the hardest to complety boycott?
48
What is a lesson that your parents didn't teach you but you will teach your kids?
29
Guys of Reddit: What is something you don't think enough women realize about being a dude?
38
NSFW What is the most NSFW thing to happen at your place at work?
90
If you could have humanity focus on one megaproject for the next 10 years then what would it be, why, and what are the costs/benefits?
35
Who are some modern musical geniuses today?
46
Do you ever talk to yourself, inside your head and/or verbally? If so, at what time do you find yourself talking to yourself the most?
38
Redditors who love history, what overlooked periods, eras, and societies should we all learn more about?
20
What's a country you absolutely never want to visit?
18
[Serious] What are some of the biggest mistakes people can make in their 20s?
28
Parents of drug addicts, where do you think it all went wrong?
425
Teachers of Reddit- who’s the craziest parent you’ve ever encountered?
2038 ItsAllAboot Adrian Carton de Wiart He served in the Boer War, First World War, and Second World War; was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear; survived two plane crashes; tunnelled out of a prisoner-of-war camp; and tore off his own fingers when a doctor refused to amputate them. Describing his experiences in the First World War, he wrote, **"Frankly I had enjoyed the war."**
2720 [deleted] They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards. (Creighton Abrams)
3684 NikiFuckingLauda That guy in the salem witch trails that when they were crushing him with a board and placing rocks on it. He wouldnt admit to witchcraft and kept saying 'more weight' until he died
1290 SPullen "Turn me over, I'm done on this side" St Lawrence whilst being burned alive
327 IliumJones "There is nothing proper about what you are doing, soldier, but do try to kill me properly." - Marcus Tullius Cicero, facing his death.
1429 Leonis_Ignis Spanish Missionary/Inquisitor: If you repent for your sins now you can go to heaven. Native American Chief: Are there Spaniards in heaven? Spanish Missionary: Yes. Native American Chief: Then I'd rather die and go to Hell with the rest of my people than be with more Spaniards for even a moment.
2534 foodfighter When Genghis Khan [destroyed a Persian empire after they massacred one of his trade caravans,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_conquest_of_Khwarezmia) he at one point in the campaign reportedly said to a group of wealthy merchants in a city his army had just captured: "Some of you will say that only God can punish you. Know this - **I** ***am*** **the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.**"
732 SomeDEGuy "Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever?" Daniel Daly- twice awarded the medal of honor.
846 imaloony8 "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake, there would have been a fight." - Vice President Thomas R. Marshall on the death of Theodore Roosevelt
1823 metruesta "I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddamit, i'm a billionaire." - Howard Hughes
1922 MyrmidonMir Just about anything chesty puller said “They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can’t get away from us now!”
1077 Ah_Q Probably not the most bad ass, but a good line nonetheless. Khrushchev supposedly once said to Zhou Enlai, Premier of China under Mao: "You must acknowledge that I come from the working class, while you were born to a family of the bourgeoisie." Zhou replied: "Yes, but we have one thing in common. We have both betrayed our class."
1542 Garlicluvr “To Joseph Stalin: Stop sending people to kill me! We've already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle... If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send a very fast working one to Moscow and I certainly won't have to send another.” ―Josip Broz Tito Source/Notes: Robert Service, Stalin: A Biography (Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard University Press, 2005), p. 592.
349 NeedsMoreTuba My dad told me a story about a man who was mortally wounded in a gunfight. When the doctor told him there wasn't much to be done to save his life, he got up off the bed and managed to walk out into the street. "Where are you going?!?!" asked the doctor. **"I'm going to go kill the bastard that killed me," he said.**
493 The_Briton Earl of Uxbridge, the cavalry commander at the Battle of Waterloo. In the dying moments of the battle that the commander sealed his reputation as one of Britain’s most self-contained and unflappable soldiers. Riding next to Wellington as cannon shot hurtled across the battlefield, he turned to the Iron Duke and uttered the brilliant conversation-starter: “By God, Sir, I’ve lost my leg.” To which Wellington replied, with equal restraint: “By God, Sir, so you have.”
329 Mage_S0ul The reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks to an ultimatum from the Ottoman Sultan Mehmed IV: "O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother."
1729 Mr_Abe_Froman "I'm the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns!" - Abraham Lincoln to a crowd that was angry after he won a wrestling match in one move. [Edited for full quote]
1701 jaa101 Voltaire, on his deathbed, was called on to renounce the devil: "Now is not the time to be making new enemies."
448 Meshakhad "My centre is giving way, my right is retreating, situation excellent, I am attacking." -Marshal Ferdinand Foch
440 Worldatmyfingertips "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country." - George S. Patton
519 TheRealGunn Shortly before World War I, the German Kaiser was the guest of the Swiss government to observe military maneuvers. The Kaiser asked a Swiss militiaman: “You are 500,000 and you shoot well, but if we attack with 1,000,000 men what will you do?” The soldier replied: “Shoot twice and go home.”
398 suitology "We must, indeed, all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately."-Ben Franklin before the signing of the Declaration of independence
1402 PrinceofallRabbits Philip II of Macedon sent an envoy to Sparta threatening "If I win this war, you will be slaves forever." Sparta responded with "If". Granted at the time Sparta wasn't really the same military force to be reckoned with that it once was, but still a bad ass thing to say.
2041 0 ItsAllAboot Adrian Carton de Wiart He served in the Boer War, First World War, and Second World War; was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear; survived two plane crashes; tunnelled out of a prisoner-of-war camp; and tore off his own fingers when a doctor refused to amputate them. Describing his experiences in the First World War, he wrote, **"Frankly I had enjoyed the war."**
2719 0 [deleted] They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards. (Creighton Abrams)
3686 0 NikiFuckingLauda That guy in the salem witch trails that when they were crushing him with a board and placing rocks on it. He wouldnt admit to witchcraft and kept saying 'more weight' until he died
1295 0 SPullen "Turn me over, I'm done on this side" St Lawrence whilst being burned alive
323 0 IliumJones "There is nothing proper about what you are doing, soldier, but do try to kill me properly." - Marcus Tullius Cicero, facing his death.
1426 0 Leonis_Ignis Spanish Missionary/Inquisitor: If you repent for your sins now you can go to heaven. Native American Chief: Are there Spaniards in heaven? Spanish Missionary: Yes. Native American Chief: Then I'd rather die and go to Hell with the rest of my people than be with more Spaniards for even a moment.
2538 0 foodfighter When Genghis Khan [destroyed a Persian empire after they massacred one of his trade caravans,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_conquest_of_Khwarezmia) he at one point in the campaign reportedly said to a group of wealthy merchants in a city his army had just captured: "Some of you will say that only God can punish you. Know this - **I** ***am*** **the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.**"
732 0 SomeDEGuy "Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever?" Daniel Daly- twice awarded the medal of honor.
846 0 imaloony8 "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake, there would have been a fight." - Vice President Thomas R. Marshall on the death of Theodore Roosevelt
1820 0 metruesta "I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddamit, i'm a billionaire." - Howard Hughes
1927 0 MyrmidonMir Just about anything chesty puller said “They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can’t get away from us now!”
1084 0 Ah_Q Probably not the most bad ass, but a good line nonetheless. Khrushchev supposedly once said to Zhou Enlai, Premier of China under Mao: "You must acknowledge that I come from the working class, while you were born to a family of the bourgeoisie." Zhou replied: "Yes, but we have one thing in common. We have both betrayed our class."
1541 0 Garlicluvr “To Joseph Stalin: Stop sending people to kill me! We've already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle... If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send a very fast working one to Moscow and I certainly won't have to send another.” ―Josip Broz Tito Source/Notes: Robert Service, Stalin: A Biography (Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard University Press, 2005), p. 592.
357 0 NeedsMoreTuba My dad told me a story about a man who was mortally wounded in a gunfight. When the doctor told him there wasn't much to be done to save his life, he got up off the bed and managed to walk out into the street. "Where are you going?!?!" asked the doctor. **"I'm going to go kill the bastard that killed me," he said.**
485 0 The_Briton Earl of Uxbridge, the cavalry commander at the Battle of Waterloo. In the dying moments of the battle that the commander sealed his reputation as one of Britain’s most self-contained and unflappable soldiers. Riding next to Wellington as cannon shot hurtled across the battlefield, he turned to the Iron Duke and uttered the brilliant conversation-starter: “By God, Sir, I’ve lost my leg.” To which Wellington replied, with equal restraint: “By God, Sir, so you have.”
326 0 Mage_S0ul The reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks to an ultimatum from the Ottoman Sultan Mehmed IV: "O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother."
1731 0 Mr_Abe_Froman "I'm the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns!" - Abraham Lincoln to a crowd that was angry after he won a wrestling match in one move. [Edited for full quote]
1704 0 jaa101 Voltaire, on his deathbed, was called on to renounce the devil: "Now is not the time to be making new enemies."
446 0 Meshakhad "My centre is giving way, my right is retreating, situation excellent, I am attacking." -Marshal Ferdinand Foch
437 0 Worldatmyfingertips "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country." - George S. Patton
517 0 TheRealGunn Shortly before World War I, the German Kaiser was the guest of the Swiss government to observe military maneuvers. The Kaiser asked a Swiss militiaman: “You are 500,000 and you shoot well, but if we attack with 1,000,000 men what will you do?” The soldier replied: “Shoot twice and go home.”
400 0 suitology "We must, indeed, all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately."-Ben Franklin before the signing of the Declaration of independence
1402 0 PrinceofallRabbits Philip II of Macedon sent an envoy to Sparta threatening "If I win this war, you will be slaves forever." Sparta responded with "If". Granted at the time Sparta wasn't really the same military force to be reckoned with that it once was, but still a bad ass thing to say.