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Title
9040
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASKREDDIT!!
2964
Celebrating Ten Years of r/AskReddit
11946
What is usual in Europe, but unusual in America?
22565
Former cheaters of Reddit how were you caught by your significant other?
1099
What do you add to your Ramen Noodles to enhance its flavor?
9075
If you could get a notification every time someone masturbated to you, would you like to know? Yes, they know you are notified. What other information would you like to receive?
3855
What would you say on your deathbed to confuse everyone?
2220
What's a question you hate being asked?
798
What is a creepiest piece of music that you've ever heard?
6311
Middle school teachers of Reddit, what is the most awkward/cringy thing you've seen a student do?
359
What do you use daily that wasn’t designed for what you use it for?
1855
What is your unusual "special ingredient" to a common dish?
1047
What is the most dangerous encounter you've had with an animal?
861
People who had a low income and then suddenly a very high one, what was the biggest change regarding your lifestyle?
223
What’s the scariest thing that’s happened to you at 3AM?
197
If everyone had a number above their head, what would you want the number to represent?
207
Non-Americans who have been to the US: What is the weirdest thing about America that Americans don't realise is weird?
10600
What is a dead give away that a person is a nice person?
180
What TV series have you rewatched the most?
183
If you were granted a free week with no work, no one bothering you, and given $50,000 to spend, what would you do?
423
What's the latest thing someone said to you that made you say "here we go again" in your head?
57
What are good, thought provoking books?
63
What happened to your middle school crush?
145
Parents of Reddit, what is the strangest thing you didn't realize you would have to childproof?
590
Which country has the coolest flag?
87
For the women of Reddit, what’s something romantic you always wished your SO would do to/with you?
98
What do you do when you hate yourself?
252
You got a cloning machine which can perfectly copy anything but you can use only once. What would you copy?
161
Programmers of Reddit, what clever solution to a problem that you came up with are you most proud of?
46
Female Redditors, what sexual techniques make it obvious that a guy has watched his fair share of porn?
53
Why are you single?
3581
What is the best way to kill time at an airport?
22598
Professionals in any field of work, what’s the most ridiculous thing someone outside of your profession has claimed to know more about than you?
35
What are the worst things about Tinder?
212
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
3277
Left handed redditors, what are some pain in the neck things about being left handed that right handers may not know about?
38
Married Redditors who say “don’t get married”, why?
227
What are some things that don't hold up as you get older?
23
What activity is illegal but morally acceptable to you?
29
How did dragons become a thing in most ancient cultures?
60
[Serious] People of reddit who have accidentally killed someone. What happened?
17
What’s the weirdest non-racial stereotype you’ve heard?
2035 ItsAllAboot Adrian Carton de Wiart He served in the Boer War, First World War, and Second World War; was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear; survived two plane crashes; tunnelled out of a prisoner-of-war camp; and tore off his own fingers when a doctor refused to amputate them. Describing his experiences in the First World War, he wrote, **"Frankly I had enjoyed the war."**
2718 [deleted] They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards. (Creighton Abrams)
3680 NikiFuckingLauda That guy in the salem witch trails that when they were crushing him with a board and placing rocks on it. He wouldnt admit to witchcraft and kept saying 'more weight' until he died
1296 SPullen "Turn me over, I'm done on this side" St Lawrence whilst being burned alive
326 IliumJones "There is nothing proper about what you are doing, soldier, but do try to kill me properly." - Marcus Tullius Cicero, facing his death.
1427 Leonis_Ignis Spanish Missionary/Inquisitor: If you repent for your sins now you can go to heaven. Native American Chief: Are there Spaniards in heaven? Spanish Missionary: Yes. Native American Chief: Then I'd rather die and go to Hell with the rest of my people than be with more Spaniards for even a moment.
2529 foodfighter When Genghis Khan [destroyed a Persian empire after they massacred one of his trade caravans,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_conquest_of_Khwarezmia) he at one point in the campaign reportedly said to a group of wealthy merchants in a city his army had just captured: "Some of you will say that only God can punish you. Know this - **I** ***am*** **the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.**"
739 SomeDEGuy "Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever?" Daniel Daly- twice awarded the medal of honor.
840 imaloony8 "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake, there would have been a fight." - Vice President Thomas R. Marshall on the death of Theodore Roosevelt
1824 metruesta "I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddamit, i'm a billionaire." - Howard Hughes
1921 MyrmidonMir Just about anything chesty puller said “They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can’t get away from us now!”
1076 Ah_Q Probably not the most bad ass, but a good line nonetheless. Khrushchev supposedly once said to Zhou Enlai, Premier of China under Mao: "You must acknowledge that I come from the working class, while you were born to a family of the bourgeoisie." Zhou replied: "Yes, but we have one thing in common. We have both betrayed our class."
1544 Garlicluvr “To Joseph Stalin: Stop sending people to kill me! We've already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle... If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send a very fast working one to Moscow and I certainly won't have to send another.” ―Josip Broz Tito Source/Notes: Robert Service, Stalin: A Biography (Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard University Press, 2005), p. 592.
348 NeedsMoreTuba My dad told me a story about a man who was mortally wounded in a gunfight. When the doctor told him there wasn't much to be done to save his life, he got up off the bed and managed to walk out into the street. "Where are you going?!?!" asked the doctor. **"I'm going to go kill the bastard that killed me," he said.**
487 The_Briton Earl of Uxbridge, the cavalry commander at the Battle of Waterloo. In the dying moments of the battle that the commander sealed his reputation as one of Britain’s most self-contained and unflappable soldiers. Riding next to Wellington as cannon shot hurtled across the battlefield, he turned to the Iron Duke and uttered the brilliant conversation-starter: “By God, Sir, I’ve lost my leg.” To which Wellington replied, with equal restraint: “By God, Sir, so you have.”
330 Mage_S0ul The reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks to an ultimatum from the Ottoman Sultan Mehmed IV: "O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother."
1731 Mr_Abe_Froman "I'm the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns!" - Abraham Lincoln to a crowd that was angry after he won a wrestling match in one move. [Edited for full quote]
1698 jaa101 Voltaire, on his deathbed, was called on to renounce the devil: "Now is not the time to be making new enemies."
445 Meshakhad "My centre is giving way, my right is retreating, situation excellent, I am attacking." -Marshal Ferdinand Foch
433 Worldatmyfingertips "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country." - George S. Patton
515 TheRealGunn Shortly before World War I, the German Kaiser was the guest of the Swiss government to observe military maneuvers. The Kaiser asked a Swiss militiaman: “You are 500,000 and you shoot well, but if we attack with 1,000,000 men what will you do?” The soldier replied: “Shoot twice and go home.”
399 suitology "We must, indeed, all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately."-Ben Franklin before the signing of the Declaration of independence
1404 PrinceofallRabbits Philip II of Macedon sent an envoy to Sparta threatening "If I win this war, you will be slaves forever." Sparta responded with "If". Granted at the time Sparta wasn't really the same military force to be reckoned with that it once was, but still a bad ass thing to say.
2038 0 ItsAllAboot Adrian Carton de Wiart He served in the Boer War, First World War, and Second World War; was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear; survived two plane crashes; tunnelled out of a prisoner-of-war camp; and tore off his own fingers when a doctor refused to amputate them. Describing his experiences in the First World War, he wrote, **"Frankly I had enjoyed the war."**
2715 0 [deleted] They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards. (Creighton Abrams)
3680 0 NikiFuckingLauda That guy in the salem witch trails that when they were crushing him with a board and placing rocks on it. He wouldnt admit to witchcraft and kept saying 'more weight' until he died
1291 0 SPullen "Turn me over, I'm done on this side" St Lawrence whilst being burned alive
331 0 IliumJones "There is nothing proper about what you are doing, soldier, but do try to kill me properly." - Marcus Tullius Cicero, facing his death.
1420 0 Leonis_Ignis Spanish Missionary/Inquisitor: If you repent for your sins now you can go to heaven. Native American Chief: Are there Spaniards in heaven? Spanish Missionary: Yes. Native American Chief: Then I'd rather die and go to Hell with the rest of my people than be with more Spaniards for even a moment.
2535 0 foodfighter When Genghis Khan [destroyed a Persian empire after they massacred one of his trade caravans,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_conquest_of_Khwarezmia) he at one point in the campaign reportedly said to a group of wealthy merchants in a city his army had just captured: "Some of you will say that only God can punish you. Know this - **I** ***am*** **the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.**"
736 0 SomeDEGuy "Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever?" Daniel Daly- twice awarded the medal of honor.
847 0 imaloony8 "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake, there would have been a fight." - Vice President Thomas R. Marshall on the death of Theodore Roosevelt
1824 0 metruesta "I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddamit, i'm a billionaire." - Howard Hughes
1926 0 MyrmidonMir Just about anything chesty puller said “They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can’t get away from us now!”
1083 0 Ah_Q Probably not the most bad ass, but a good line nonetheless. Khrushchev supposedly once said to Zhou Enlai, Premier of China under Mao: "You must acknowledge that I come from the working class, while you were born to a family of the bourgeoisie." Zhou replied: "Yes, but we have one thing in common. We have both betrayed our class."
1539 0 Garlicluvr “To Joseph Stalin: Stop sending people to kill me! We've already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle... If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send a very fast working one to Moscow and I certainly won't have to send another.” ―Josip Broz Tito Source/Notes: Robert Service, Stalin: A Biography (Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard University Press, 2005), p. 592.
345 0 NeedsMoreTuba My dad told me a story about a man who was mortally wounded in a gunfight. When the doctor told him there wasn't much to be done to save his life, he got up off the bed and managed to walk out into the street. "Where are you going?!?!" asked the doctor. **"I'm going to go kill the bastard that killed me," he said.**
487 0 The_Briton Earl of Uxbridge, the cavalry commander at the Battle of Waterloo. In the dying moments of the battle that the commander sealed his reputation as one of Britain’s most self-contained and unflappable soldiers. Riding next to Wellington as cannon shot hurtled across the battlefield, he turned to the Iron Duke and uttered the brilliant conversation-starter: “By God, Sir, I’ve lost my leg.” To which Wellington replied, with equal restraint: “By God, Sir, so you have.”
326 0 Mage_S0ul The reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks to an ultimatum from the Ottoman Sultan Mehmed IV: "O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother."
1726 0 Mr_Abe_Froman "I'm the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns!" - Abraham Lincoln to a crowd that was angry after he won a wrestling match in one move. [Edited for full quote]
1696 0 jaa101 Voltaire, on his deathbed, was called on to renounce the devil: "Now is not the time to be making new enemies."
452 0 Meshakhad "My centre is giving way, my right is retreating, situation excellent, I am attacking." -Marshal Ferdinand Foch
433 0 Worldatmyfingertips "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country." - George S. Patton
519 0 TheRealGunn Shortly before World War I, the German Kaiser was the guest of the Swiss government to observe military maneuvers. The Kaiser asked a Swiss militiaman: “You are 500,000 and you shoot well, but if we attack with 1,000,000 men what will you do?” The soldier replied: “Shoot twice and go home.”
394 0 suitology "We must, indeed, all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately."-Ben Franklin before the signing of the Declaration of independence
1401 0 PrinceofallRabbits Philip II of Macedon sent an envoy to Sparta threatening "If I win this war, you will be slaves forever." Sparta responded with "If". Granted at the time Sparta wasn't really the same military force to be reckoned with that it once was, but still a bad ass thing to say.