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Title
5916
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASKREDDIT!!
3879
What is a very minor thing you do in secret, but people might look at your differently if they found out?
3263
What show or movie do you hate that you haven't actually seen?
1497
What's the dumbest thing someone tried to brag about?
634
What has become normalised that you cannot believe?
535
What is the scariest, most terrifying thing that actually exists?
11422
Besides Applebees, what is the worst restaurant experience you've ever had?
2068
What’s the most interesting documentary you’ve ever watched?
1157
What song do you fucking despise?
902
What was there a black market for at your school that wasn't drugs?
905
If you found out you were not human, but actually an ultra-realistic android programmed to think you were real, what clue should have given it away all along?
571
Which city are you reading this from, and what does the next hour of your life look like?
227
What is the lyric that resonates with you greatly?
184
How would you feel about a law that requires people over the age of 70 to pass a specialized driving test in order to continue driving?
389
If you were forced to time travel to the Middle Ages and could bring only ONE contemporary item with you, which one would you pick to max out your odds to live a long and prosperous life?
602
What would have been a really awkward moment 1000 years ago that we don't experience?
89
Reddstrodamus: what predictions do you have for this year?
309
Mentally ill people of reddit, what is an “easy” thing that takes a lot of energy for you to do?
5996
What restaurant have you sworn to never return to and why?
1316
Imagine you die in real life only to wake up and find out it was all a simulation that lasted about 5 seconds. You are reborn with the knowledge that you now possess, What would you do differently in your "second life"?
2001
When you first started using reddit, what did you not understand/find weird, but you get it now?
44
What are you 100% sure on nobody in this thread knows?
34
When is bigger NOT better?
43
Like diamonds, what has been artificially overpriced beyond its actual value?
46
Men of Reddit, what is the worst thing a male friend has done to a woman and did you speak up about it?
36
People who have been hypnotized, what was it like?
28796
What was your biggest "shit, my parents were right" moment?
32
[Serious] Have you ever thought about killing yourself and if so, why?
102
Who should be on a list of people not to fuck with?
68
What are some Red Flags at a job interview?
4622
What are you still salty about years later ?
1022
What is the most visually satisfying movie you've ever seen?
20
What Simpsons quote best describes your love life?
64
What is the craziest claim that you can make, that is actually true?
31
What is the weirdest name you call your pet?
34
What sex related thing about yourself you are ashamed to admit non-anonymously?
1270
Women of Reddit, what’s a first date mistake men all too often make?
24
You are now in complete control of any company you choose. However your goal is actually to drive the company to the ground. How do you do this without anyone realizing your intentions?
19
What was the first thing you did/purchased that made you realize "oh my god... I'm an adult now"?
22
What is the most insulting combination of normal words?
41
Who are the most iconic duos?
2879 MigueLozano My parents bought me new shoes. They were a little tight fitting, which I thought made me run faster. Just as we parked on our driveway I jumped out of the car and started running while shouting "These shoes make me run so fast!". For some reason I decided to close my eyes while running to enjoy the feeling. When I opened them again it was already too late to dodge the wall in front of me. Had to get stitches because of that.
2461 1vna Shit on the floor and put a chair over it assuming it would remain hidden forever. Babysitter moved an oddly placed chair in the middle of my bedroom and trods in a warm, steamy, human shit. Sorry Emma.
1558 jdb7121 I once locked myself in the trunk of my sister's car. I don't know why.
3472 PearBlossom I left a note that I backed my bags and was running away from home. I promptly setup shop in a closet. Blankets, snacks. I think I was around 5-6
3302 nath52 My uncle used to give me an allowance for getting good grades, and by a certain age I had saved like $1000 and my dumb ass put it all in an envelope in my backpack. My mom took me to the mall and I took the backpack with me. We tried on some clothes and I ended up forgetting my backpack in the dressing room and by the time I realized it and we went back, it was gone. I will never get over that.
4581 eyekwah2 My mom was cooking with a red hot chili pepper and I said I wanted to try it. She told me just to bite off the tip and no more and I promised I would. Rebellious me seizes the day and chomps on the whole thing. I was in tears for the next 2 hours from the pain. I think my mother was in tears as well, but not because she felt sorry for me.
4970 3DLife I threw a rock at a car. The car stopped, my mother stepped out and grounded me.
6860 murilo I sprayed the entire toilet area in school with Pink neon graffiti. What i wrote? my first name. spent 3 days cleaning it.
1734 kwadd Took my dad's stamp collection and stuck the stamps all over the house, when I was around 3. He wasn't happy.
7578 ImALittleCrackpot Us kids decided we would do something nice for our dad and we sharpened his screwdrivers.
3506 [deleted] [removed]
798 PancakeQueen13 I lied about so many things to my best friend growing up. She always seemed cooler than me, so I had to one up her with really stupid lies. The worst was when she got a pet budgie, so I told her I had a pet SEAGULL. My family trapped the seagull and put a band around it's ankle, so I always could see which one was Tina from the colour of the band in the sky. The saddest part was she believed me for a good two months...and until she was old enough to go "wait a minute...", because I just said summer was over and Tina the seagull went South, and I just never mentioned her again. We're still friends and she took my wedding to relay this story.
389 aslan-azjo I was terrified of the dark. I still kind of am, but it was 100 times worse as a kid. I went to a Catholic school and our teacher told us stories about the Virgin Mary appearing to kids. I came home howling, terrified out of my wits that she would appear to me in the dark. In my head I made a deal with her that if she was planning on appearing to me, could she please do it in broad daylight preferably when I wasn't alone. I told my mother about this fear one day and she laughed and said, "Why would she appear to *you*?"
3658 TheRealOneTwo My mom sent me to my room and said wait until your father gets home. I decided to run away rather than face that, so I escaped out the window. As I was walking down the street a few blocks away, who do I walk into to? Dad on his way home from the bus stop after a long day downtown. We walked back and talked the entire way. We got home and I had some splainin to do as my bedroom door was locked and I had not told my dad I was in trouble. No idea what I did, but I am sure I was terrorizing a neighbor
3543 [deleted] [removed]
364 Sweetjones1212 When I was really small I pretended to be a vacuum and sucked up random crumbs and dirt off the floor.
2199 Djdanny90999 Ate the balls from hungry hippos game
678 RobotsInATrenchCoat I've told this story before, but in kindergarten I was playing tag with this other kid and he stopped suddenly. Being the clumsy child I was, I ran right into him and accidentally bit him in the head and my tooth came out. So while he was sitting there crying, I was more focused on trying to see if my tooth was still in his head or on the floor so i could get it to the tooth fairy.
2370 thebrowntown12 My brother and I ate an earthworm when we were little. I *clearly* recall him saying "it squigles all the way down your throat" after he ate his.
1749 its_over9000 My cousins and I tried to dig to China, and then I got stuck in the hole.
6513 LaJonquille After an argument with my parents, I decided to run away from home. I packed a huge bag with only my favourite teddies and a Scooby Doo film on VHS and sat on my next door neighbour’s wall for 2 hours until I got hungry and went back home.
1447 obtrae I once decided to make circles in the sand. So I took a glass bottle, turned it upside down and pressed it into the sand. It was great except it needed to be deeper. So I used a rock to bang the back of the bottle whilst I used my other hand to hold the neck of the bottle. The bottle eventually broke and made a deep cut into my thumb. The scar is extremely visible. Also, we used to get a litre of milk in plastic bags. I decided to cut the bag open with a knife. I held the knife in a way that the tip was pointing toward my body, gripped a corner of the plastic bag, poked the knife underneath and pulled the knife upward. I used a burst of energy, the knife slide through the bag and I stabbed myself inside of my nose, luckily missing my eyes. It was April 1st so my mother thought that I was playing a prank when she saw the blood. Oh! Once my sister and I decided to make a seesaw with a 10 meter Timber and a Barrol. We didn't use any rope so as soon as we went on it, the barrol rolled, the weight shifted to her side and I catapulted like 2 meters in the air and came falling down.
5715 xovehugeyi-nezdiro When I was little, for whatever reason, I was fixated on how hilarious sneezing was. Remember that part in Beauty and the Beast where Belle's dad sneezes in his dusty workshop? I would rewind that and watch it over and over and laugh and laugh. Fast forward to kindergarten: somehow I find out that a girl in the first grade has a terrible pollen allergy. I pick a handful of dandelions and chase her, smashing them into her face whenever I get close enough. The plan works! She's sneezing like crazy! This is the pinnacle of humor! But wait: she's sneezing, but she's also crying. And wheezing. And her face is swollen and red. This was the first time my little-kid brain grasped the idea that other people might feel differently about things than you do.
528 01010010101011001 I put my dick in a mini m&m tube and it got stuck.
1185 PoliticalScienceGrad As a six-year-old I peeled a lot of lead paint chips off the carport and ate them like they were potato chips.
1499 0202ElectricBoogaloo I always got lost. One time I hid under my parents bed, they couldn't find me for half an hour. My mom told me I once wandered to the neighbors house and played with her baby as well. The best one though is they couldn't find me because I was climbing our chimney. I let fire ants bite me because I just finished watching Spider-Man and I wanted fire powers. The grossest shit I would do as a kid was eat sandwiches, but it was just ketchup and sliced bread.
891 afkbot When I was in third grade, I climbed a basketball hoop(the metal collapsible kind) to see how it felt like to dunk. It collapsed on my leg and broke it into three pieces. Got a kick ass halloween prop though. I was a skeleton with a full leg cast and crutches. Also, when I was younger, I used to put a radio power adapter between my lips while it was plugged in. It felt funny and kept on doing it until my grandfather who was raising me at the time saw it and freaked out. Btw, the adapter lowers the voltage and all you feel is a slight buzz of sorts, no pain.
2880 0 MigueLozano My parents bought me new shoes. They were a little tight fitting, which I thought made me run faster. Just as we parked on our driveway I jumped out of the car and started running while shouting "These shoes make me run so fast!". For some reason I decided to close my eyes while running to enjoy the feeling. When I opened them again it was already too late to dodge the wall in front of me. Had to get stitches because of that.
2463 0 1vna Shit on the floor and put a chair over it assuming it would remain hidden forever. Babysitter moved an oddly placed chair in the middle of my bedroom and trods in a warm, steamy, human shit. Sorry Emma.
1556 0 jdb7121 I once locked myself in the trunk of my sister's car. I don't know why.
3468 0 PearBlossom I left a note that I backed my bags and was running away from home. I promptly setup shop in a closet. Blankets, snacks. I think I was around 5-6
3304 0 nath52 My uncle used to give me an allowance for getting good grades, and by a certain age I had saved like $1000 and my dumb ass put it all in an envelope in my backpack. My mom took me to the mall and I took the backpack with me. We tried on some clothes and I ended up forgetting my backpack in the dressing room and by the time I realized it and we went back, it was gone. I will never get over that.
4578 0 eyekwah2 My mom was cooking with a red hot chili pepper and I said I wanted to try it. She told me just to bite off the tip and no more and I promised I would. Rebellious me seizes the day and chomps on the whole thing. I was in tears for the next 2 hours from the pain. I think my mother was in tears as well, but not because she felt sorry for me.
4966 0 3DLife I threw a rock at a car. The car stopped, my mother stepped out and grounded me.
6853 0 murilo I sprayed the entire toilet area in school with Pink neon graffiti. What i wrote? my first name. spent 3 days cleaning it.
1739 0 kwadd Took my dad's stamp collection and stuck the stamps all over the house, when I was around 3. He wasn't happy.
7586 0 ImALittleCrackpot Us kids decided we would do something nice for our dad and we sharpened his screwdrivers.
3507 0 [deleted] [removed]
807 0 PancakeQueen13 I lied about so many things to my best friend growing up. She always seemed cooler than me, so I had to one up her with really stupid lies. The worst was when she got a pet budgie, so I told her I had a pet SEAGULL. My family trapped the seagull and put a band around it's ankle, so I always could see which one was Tina from the colour of the band in the sky. The saddest part was she believed me for a good two months...and until she was old enough to go "wait a minute...", because I just said summer was over and Tina the seagull went South, and I just never mentioned her again. We're still friends and she took my wedding to relay this story.
389 0 aslan-azjo I was terrified of the dark. I still kind of am, but it was 100 times worse as a kid. I went to a Catholic school and our teacher told us stories about the Virgin Mary appearing to kids. I came home howling, terrified out of my wits that she would appear to me in the dark. In my head I made a deal with her that if she was planning on appearing to me, could she please do it in broad daylight preferably when I wasn't alone. I told my mother about this fear one day and she laughed and said, "Why would she appear to *you*?"
3667 0 TheRealOneTwo My mom sent me to my room and said wait until your father gets home. I decided to run away rather than face that, so I escaped out the window. As I was walking down the street a few blocks away, who do I walk into to? Dad on his way home from the bus stop after a long day downtown. We walked back and talked the entire way. We got home and I had some splainin to do as my bedroom door was locked and I had not told my dad I was in trouble. No idea what I did, but I am sure I was terrorizing a neighbor
3546 0 [deleted] [removed]
369 0 Sweetjones1212 When I was really small I pretended to be a vacuum and sucked up random crumbs and dirt off the floor.
2206 0 Djdanny90999 Ate the balls from hungry hippos game
678 0 RobotsInATrenchCoat I've told this story before, but in kindergarten I was playing tag with this other kid and he stopped suddenly. Being the clumsy child I was, I ran right into him and accidentally bit him in the head and my tooth came out. So while he was sitting there crying, I was more focused on trying to see if my tooth was still in his head or on the floor so i could get it to the tooth fairy.
2372 0 thebrowntown12 My brother and I ate an earthworm when we were little. I *clearly* recall him saying "it squigles all the way down your throat" after he ate his.
1755 0 its_over9000 My cousins and I tried to dig to China, and then I got stuck in the hole.
6509 0 LaJonquille After an argument with my parents, I decided to run away from home. I packed a huge bag with only my favourite teddies and a Scooby Doo film on VHS and sat on my next door neighbour’s wall for 2 hours until I got hungry and went back home.
1447 0 obtrae I once decided to make circles in the sand. So I took a glass bottle, turned it upside down and pressed it into the sand. It was great except it needed to be deeper. So I used a rock to bang the back of the bottle whilst I used my other hand to hold the neck of the bottle. The bottle eventually broke and made a deep cut into my thumb. The scar is extremely visible. Also, we used to get a litre of milk in plastic bags. I decided to cut the bag open with a knife. I held the knife in a way that the tip was pointing toward my body, gripped a corner of the plastic bag, poked the knife underneath and pulled the knife upward. I used a burst of energy, the knife slide through the bag and I stabbed myself inside of my nose, luckily missing my eyes. It was April 1st so my mother thought that I was playing a prank when she saw the blood. Oh! Once my sister and I decided to make a seesaw with a 10 meter Timber and a Barrol. We didn't use any rope so as soon as we went on it, the barrol rolled, the weight shifted to her side and I catapulted like 2 meters in the air and came falling down.
5724 0 xovehugeyi-nezdiro When I was little, for whatever reason, I was fixated on how hilarious sneezing was. Remember that part in Beauty and the Beast where Belle's dad sneezes in his dusty workshop? I would rewind that and watch it over and over and laugh and laugh. Fast forward to kindergarten: somehow I find out that a girl in the first grade has a terrible pollen allergy. I pick a handful of dandelions and chase her, smashing them into her face whenever I get close enough. The plan works! She's sneezing like crazy! This is the pinnacle of humor! But wait: she's sneezing, but she's also crying. And wheezing. And her face is swollen and red. This was the first time my little-kid brain grasped the idea that other people might feel differently about things than you do.
528 0 01010010101011001 I put my dick in a mini m&m tube and it got stuck.
1186 0 PoliticalScienceGrad As a six-year-old I peeled a lot of lead paint chips off the carport and ate them like they were potato chips.
1506 0 0202ElectricBoogaloo I always got lost. One time I hid under my parents bed, they couldn't find me for half an hour. My mom told me I once wandered to the neighbors house and played with her baby as well. The best one though is they couldn't find me because I was climbing our chimney. I let fire ants bite me because I just finished watching Spider-Man and I wanted fire powers. The grossest shit I would do as a kid was eat sandwiches, but it was just ketchup and sliced bread.
889 0 afkbot When I was in third grade, I climbed a basketball hoop(the metal collapsible kind) to see how it felt like to dunk. It collapsed on my leg and broke it into three pieces. Got a kick ass halloween prop though. I was a skeleton with a full leg cast and crutches. Also, when I was younger, I used to put a radio power adapter between my lips while it was plugged in. It felt funny and kept on doing it until my grandfather who was raising me at the time saw it and freaked out. Btw, the adapter lowers the voltage and all you feel is a slight buzz of sorts, no pain.