Trying to make a sketch of anything. It looks like I've tried to draw it using only my elbows. Have you ever seen those videos of the elephant that they give a paintbrush and paints to? He is able to make a more accurate rendering of an object than I am.
Whistling. I never even figured out how to whistle until I was well into adulthood, and I can't make it change pitch or anything fancy.
No matter how much effort I put into it I just can’t get it right
Blanket. I get it twisted up and it only covers a third of the surface area it should. My boyfriend always gets the bewildered kind of frustrated when he comes to bed. "This is not a thing you can be bad at!"
I can't catch anything one-handed. My wife gives me a hard time about this and always throws random stuff in my direction,and I always close my hand after it bounces off.
Sleeping. I get shitty sleep; I don’t feel rested. I’m just shit at sleep.
Blowing up the balloons. It's not as easy as it looks.
Cleaning tubs. I can make everything else in the bathroom sparkle like a diamond but when I try doing the tub it goes wrong. I will end up with so much water everywhere that I may as well be fighting off alligators waiting for an emergency air evac.
Photography. I don’t cut people’s heads off in pictures or anything, but the framing always sucks and every picture I take is deeply mediocre.
Dancing. Damn I suck at it. Got no rhythm.
Cutting with scissors, I can’t cut in a straight line even if I’ve marked it out.
Remembering names of celebrities - it makes conversations hard sometimes when the main subject is actors or singers. I just don't take it in haha
Following geographical directions verbatim. I simply just type addresses into my smartphone now.
remembering names. I train with a bunch of people and do not remember the names of half of em...after 2-3 years of training together.
Chopsticks. For the love of god, I can't use them. I even had a girl from Tokyo try to teach me. "After twenty minutes she finally said, We use forks and spoons in Japan too. "
Sweeping. Fuck me, I just move shit around, and every time someone See's me do it, they start telling me I'm doing it all wrong - I agree, nothing's cleaner after I've swept it - but I don't know what else to do about it. I don't see the different thing others are doing. I have always failed at it. No fucking clue how.
Remembering names of people I've just met. It takes me weeks to remember new names.