Yo mama so fat I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas
Yo mama so fat she sat on a memory foam mattress and gave it Alzheimer's.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Your mama so ugly her dildo needs Viagra.
Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Your mama so ugly when she gives head it counts as anal.
They used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one back in '74.
Your mama's so fat she got flesh eating disease and the doctors gave her 35 years to live.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
All of these jokes have been done thousands of times, by thousands of people. Kinda like Yo Mama.
Yo mama like a carnival ride- everyone gets a turn, then they have to get off her in a few minutes to find a place to puke.
Yo mama so old she got a separate entrance for black dicks.
Yo mama so fat she can't save files larger than 4 gb
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Yo mama so ugly when she play Mortal Kombat, Scorpion said "Stay over there"
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed her pants.
Almost peed my own pants from laughing when I heard that in 6th grade.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even jump to conclusions
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo momma's so fat her ass has its own congressman.
Your momma's so fat I pictured her in my head and the bitch broke my neck!
Your mama so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil.
Yo momma so fat, she puts on her belt using a boomerang.
Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention
What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Yo mama can't take a joke.
Your Mama like Puerto Rico.
Everyone feel bad for her, but nobody wants to do anything about it.
Yo Mama so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch dropped dead.
Yo daddy so ugly that... hold up, that's yo *mama?!*
yo mama so fat she should probably be worried about increased risk of cardiovascular disease
It is true its true I will work at the 7/11
but just like my store your mamas legs are open 24/7
Your mama went to the virgin Islands... now they call it The Islands
You mamma’s teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
A priest and a rabbi walk in to a bar. I don't remember the rest but your mother's a whore.