Score
Title
6129
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASKREDDIT!!
4117
What is the scariest, most terrifying thing that actually exists?
21265
What is a very minor thing you do in secret, but people might look at your differently if they found out?
2227
What has become normalised that you cannot believe?
3219
What's the dumbest thing someone tried to brag about?
4760
What show or movie do you hate that you haven't actually seen?
1674
What was there a black market for at your school that wasn't drugs?
1617
What song do you fucking despise?
2639
What’s the most interesting documentary you’ve ever watched?
12646
Besides Applebees, what is the worst restaurant experience you've ever had?
1305
If you found out you were not human, but actually an ultra-realistic android programmed to think you were real, what clue should have given it away all along?
849
Which city are you reading this from, and what does the next hour of your life look like?
435
What is the lyric that resonates with you greatly?
222
Reddstrodamus: what predictions do you have for this year?
172
[Serious] Have you ever thought about killing yourself and if so, why?
142
When is bigger NOT better?
159
What are you 100% sure on nobody in this thread knows?
555
If you were forced to time travel to the Middle Ages and could bring only ONE contemporary item with you, which one would you pick to max out your odds to live a long and prosperous life?
96
People who have donated sperm or eggs and met their child, what was the experience like? [serious]
135
Like diamonds, what has been artificially overpriced beyond its actual value?
77
What name would you never give your child?
52
What's one immoral and/or illegal thing that if you could get away with it you would definitely do?
148
Men of Reddit, what is the worst thing a male friend has done to a woman and did you speak up about it?
757
What would have been a really awkward moment 1000 years ago that we don't experience?
86
People who have been hypnotized, what was it like?
48
What fact blows your mind every time you hear it?
65
What was the first thing you did/purchased that made you realize "oh my god... I'm an adult now"?
81
What sex related thing about yourself you are ashamed to admit non-anonymously?
410
Mentally ill people of reddit, what is an “easy” thing that takes a lot of energy for you to do?
31
What's something you've been doing wrong for years and then found out a better way to do it?
54
Medical Professionals, what are some things people do that they don't realize is harmful?
53
What Simpsons quote best describes your love life?
32
What 80s rock song would make the best movie?
36
What band are you into right now?
37
What “old person” things do you do?
31
You suddenly have to say your thoughts out loud for one hour- based on where you are, how screwed are you?
28
What is your biggest motivation killer?
1435
Imagine you die in real life only to wake up and find out it was all a simulation that lasted about 5 seconds. You are reborn with the knowledge that you now possess, What would you do differently in your "second life"?
6236
What restaurant have you sworn to never return to and why?
106
What are some Red Flags at a job interview?
23
How do you think would your friends describe you to someone who doesn't know you?
2185 VeniVidiVulva My mom signed up for "secret shopper" and was receiving like $3000 checks for Western Union which she was to deposit and then send a portion back as the process. Of course the first check bounced and she went negative on her bank account. Before she realized it was a scam, she was asking me, "Why haven't you done this?? This is great!!" I said, "Mom, that really, really sounds like a scam, where did you sign up for this?" And she says, "Check in your spam folder in your email! You have to do it!" And she got belligerent when I told her absolutely not and that there's no way this is a valid business. It was that week that the check bounced and she felt so stupid I didn't even have to say a word. She ended up having to borrow against her 401K to replace the lost funds.
1283 TipJay A girl in my class thought you were supposed to measure from the "1" on the ruler, and that the zero was "only there because it looks better that way". At least I found out why all our calculations were getting messed up.
2276 Bjw2nf In high school social studies class junior year the teacher pulled down a map of the world. The girl next to me asked me why all the maps only show that side of the world.
2095 delightfullydemented I was training this woman at work, at the time I was in my late 20's she was in her mid 40's. She came in to work one day coughing and sneezing. Me: "Are you all right? If you're not feeling well you should go home." Her: "I'm sure it's nothing, just a little cough. Nothing like what my nephew has, he's got that nasty flu that's going around! I was at my sister's on the weekend and spent the whole time cuddling with him so he would feel better." Me: "You have the flu. Go home." Her: "Don't be silly! Adults can't catch the flu from kids! It's probably just allergies, I'll be fine!" Me: "Go home right now. I don't want to get sick and I'm sure no one else here wants to be sick either!" She went home and then called in sick for the rest of the week. When she came back she gave me her doctor's note stating that she had the flu.
1588 derawin07 During the eclipse someone I know warned everyone not to watch the eclipse online or on the television without the protective glasses. She said she was emailing NASA to ask if it was safe first.
2390 PmMeFor-CHEAPART Some lady asked my friend about her kids ages. My friend replied, "This one is 8 and this one is 5." Then the lady proceeded to ask,"Are they twins?"
1722 jimbobalob67 Worked in a Sony Centre, guy comes in saying his alarm clock is broken, digits don’t change. I peel off the protective sticker on the LCD screen and hand it back to him, we both agreed he was thick as shit and got on with our days.
5440 Max_Fenig Having lunch, about 15 years ago, on the job site. Guy on my crew leans over to me and says "Hey, can you keep a secret?" "Uh, sure." "My wife is in touch with this bank manager in Nigeria that she met on the internet. They have all this money left over from accounts of people who died without next of kin. And they need to get rid of it, because it's a big problem for their paperwork..." Facepalm. "Don't tell me you gave them your banking information Tyler..." He did.
1282 talktothehan My boss told me “they” should really send some rain to California (when she overheard a couple of us discussing the then ten-year drought). I asked her what she meant thinking she had misheard or misunderstood our conversation. Nope. Too much credit given. She told us “they” could control the weather and should just send some rain clouds to California. She doubled-down when she wondered aloud why “they” even made hurricanes anymore.
2881 renoCow My sister still believes that purchasing an airline ticket requires driving to the airport, parking the car, waiting in line at the ticket counter, and buying the ticket. I keep telling her that since she owns a smartphone, she can shave an hour off this process
894 pentac22 ‘Wow, look at all those oranges growing in the field’ They were pumpkins.
232 rosietherosebud Guy I was dating thought his car air conditioner didn't work. I noticed the snowflake button wasn't on and asked him if he used it. He said no, thought I was a genius. He also didn't know that the heating came from the heat in the engine. Again thought I was a genius. (We only dated a couple months.)
880 TheBallotInYourBox Old story, but I felt the urge to "wash the dumb off me" after listening to this... "I believe the solution to unemployment and mad cow disease is to pay one person to follow behind one cow around with a trash bag to catch their poo."
2302 Macabalony Dental student. Extracted a tooth and went through post op instructions. One of the instructions is to not smoke because the pressure used to suck pulls out the clot. See the same patient 2 days later with 12/10 pain. They had dry socket. When asked if they followed the directions, they said yes they didn't smoked they only Vaped.
2446 heartbrokebonebroke An older adult relative asked if he could use the hot water in the kitchen sink, and we all said yes. It was a double sink, and the left sink had canning supplies in it where we were making jam. He moved the faucet to the left side of the sink over the canning stuff. We were like, wait, no, not on our canning stuff, and he was like you said I could use the hot water. He thought you only got hot water if the faucet was swung over the left side of the sink. He was in his 70s.
2056 seigneur101 Oh oh oh, I just thought of another one. Again, my brother and I are identical twins. We were going to Las Vegas, and we stopped somewhere in a Wal-Mart, probably in Arizona (Phoenix I wanna say, but whatever). This guy, he must've been 60 or 65 or whatever, he started insulting us because he thought we were a gay couple. How your first assumption of two identical twins is that they're a gay couple is way beyond me.
202 DuckFonald We were learning about medieval siege tactics in my history class. One girl raises her hand and asks, “Why didn’t they just fly airplanes over and drop people in?” Whole class erupted. I haven’t seen someone turn redder in my life
1058 MMMLG My aunt looks away when the TV shows someone welding.
195 pm_me_recipies_girl Met a lady years ago the believed Jesus wrote the bible... Yeah, so there's that.
861 Ayayoska when people asked me "are there any movie theaters and cars in Mexico?"
855 mikeyvm_ “Is there really milk in the milky way?”
834 StrawberryCandyGirl "happy birthday America- youre 2018 years old"
2622 semiloki "It's still dead." She was 17. She overfed a goldfish. She honestly thought if she left it alone for an hour it'd come back to life. I had to explain to some who was almost old enough to vote that death is permanent.
3121 ADillPickle The other day I was zoned out of a conversation about movies and I heard the name “Will Smith” and immediately I say “Oh yeah, he plays the black guy”. I’m never gonna live that down.
2076 DataEast1 In Biology/Health class. "If people are addicted to these drugs, why don't they just stop taking them?"
2157 HippyWizard Co-worker 1: "oh a goose, I'm gonna see if I can touch it" Co-worker 2: "I wouldn't do that if I was you Canadian Geese are mean!" Co-worker 1: "it's not a Canadian goose this is America!" Me: *facepalm*
4282 Youngilmour "If i could find a country that didn't let any immigrants in i'd move there...."
2189 0 VeniVidiVulva My mom signed up for "secret shopper" and was receiving like $3000 checks for Western Union which she was to deposit and then send a portion back as the process. Of course the first check bounced and she went negative on her bank account. Before she realized it was a scam, she was asking me, "Why haven't you done this?? This is great!!" I said, "Mom, that really, really sounds like a scam, where did you sign up for this?" And she says, "Check in your spam folder in your email! You have to do it!" And she got belligerent when I told her absolutely not and that there's no way this is a valid business. It was that week that the check bounced and she felt so stupid I didn't even have to say a word. She ended up having to borrow against her 401K to replace the lost funds.
1276 0 TipJay A girl in my class thought you were supposed to measure from the "1" on the ruler, and that the zero was "only there because it looks better that way". At least I found out why all our calculations were getting messed up.
2281 0 Bjw2nf In high school social studies class junior year the teacher pulled down a map of the world. The girl next to me asked me why all the maps only show that side of the world.
2100 0 delightfullydemented I was training this woman at work, at the time I was in my late 20's she was in her mid 40's. She came in to work one day coughing and sneezing. Me: "Are you all right? If you're not feeling well you should go home." Her: "I'm sure it's nothing, just a little cough. Nothing like what my nephew has, he's got that nasty flu that's going around! I was at my sister's on the weekend and spent the whole time cuddling with him so he would feel better." Me: "You have the flu. Go home." Her: "Don't be silly! Adults can't catch the flu from kids! It's probably just allergies, I'll be fine!" Me: "Go home right now. I don't want to get sick and I'm sure no one else here wants to be sick either!" She went home and then called in sick for the rest of the week. When she came back she gave me her doctor's note stating that she had the flu.
1588 0 derawin07 During the eclipse someone I know warned everyone not to watch the eclipse online or on the television without the protective glasses. She said she was emailing NASA to ask if it was safe first.
2390 0 PmMeFor-CHEAPART Some lady asked my friend about her kids ages. My friend replied, "This one is 8 and this one is 5." Then the lady proceeded to ask,"Are they twins?"
1714 0 jimbobalob67 Worked in a Sony Centre, guy comes in saying his alarm clock is broken, digits don’t change. I peel off the protective sticker on the LCD screen and hand it back to him, we both agreed he was thick as shit and got on with our days.
5434 0 Max_Fenig Having lunch, about 15 years ago, on the job site. Guy on my crew leans over to me and says "Hey, can you keep a secret?" "Uh, sure." "My wife is in touch with this bank manager in Nigeria that she met on the internet. They have all this money left over from accounts of people who died without next of kin. And they need to get rid of it, because it's a big problem for their paperwork..." Facepalm. "Don't tell me you gave them your banking information Tyler..." He did.
1282 0 talktothehan My boss told me “they” should really send some rain to California (when she overheard a couple of us discussing the then ten-year drought). I asked her what she meant thinking she had misheard or misunderstood our conversation. Nope. Too much credit given. She told us “they” could control the weather and should just send some rain clouds to California. She doubled-down when she wondered aloud why “they” even made hurricanes anymore.
2881 0 renoCow My sister still believes that purchasing an airline ticket requires driving to the airport, parking the car, waiting in line at the ticket counter, and buying the ticket. I keep telling her that since she owns a smartphone, she can shave an hour off this process
894 0 pentac22 ‘Wow, look at all those oranges growing in the field’ They were pumpkins.
237 0 rosietherosebud Guy I was dating thought his car air conditioner didn't work. I noticed the snowflake button wasn't on and asked him if he used it. He said no, thought I was a genius. He also didn't know that the heating came from the heat in the engine. Again thought I was a genius. (We only dated a couple months.)
878 0 TheBallotInYourBox Old story, but I felt the urge to "wash the dumb off me" after listening to this... "I believe the solution to unemployment and mad cow disease is to pay one person to follow behind one cow around with a trash bag to catch their poo."
2305 0 Macabalony Dental student. Extracted a tooth and went through post op instructions. One of the instructions is to not smoke because the pressure used to suck pulls out the clot. See the same patient 2 days later with 12/10 pain. They had dry socket. When asked if they followed the directions, they said yes they didn't smoked they only Vaped.
2453 0 heartbrokebonebroke An older adult relative asked if he could use the hot water in the kitchen sink, and we all said yes. It was a double sink, and the left sink had canning supplies in it where we were making jam. He moved the faucet to the left side of the sink over the canning stuff. We were like, wait, no, not on our canning stuff, and he was like you said I could use the hot water. He thought you only got hot water if the faucet was swung over the left side of the sink. He was in his 70s.
2051 0 seigneur101 Oh oh oh, I just thought of another one. Again, my brother and I are identical twins. We were going to Las Vegas, and we stopped somewhere in a Wal-Mart, probably in Arizona (Phoenix I wanna say, but whatever). This guy, he must've been 60 or 65 or whatever, he started insulting us because he thought we were a gay couple. How your first assumption of two identical twins is that they're a gay couple is way beyond me.
203 0 DuckFonald We were learning about medieval siege tactics in my history class. One girl raises her hand and asks, “Why didn’t they just fly airplanes over and drop people in?” Whole class erupted. I haven’t seen someone turn redder in my life
1064 0 MMMLG My aunt looks away when the TV shows someone welding.
195 0 pm_me_recipies_girl Met a lady years ago the believed Jesus wrote the bible... Yeah, so there's that.
853 0 Ayayoska when people asked me "are there any movie theaters and cars in Mexico?"
852 0 mikeyvm_ “Is there really milk in the milky way?”
835 0 StrawberryCandyGirl "happy birthday America- youre 2018 years old"
2630 0 semiloki "It's still dead." She was 17. She overfed a goldfish. She honestly thought if she left it alone for an hour it'd come back to life. I had to explain to some who was almost old enough to vote that death is permanent.
3118 0 ADillPickle The other day I was zoned out of a conversation about movies and I heard the name “Will Smith” and immediately I say “Oh yeah, he plays the black guy”. I’m never gonna live that down.
2074 0 DataEast1 In Biology/Health class. "If people are addicted to these drugs, why don't they just stop taking them?"
2162 0 HippyWizard Co-worker 1: "oh a goose, I'm gonna see if I can touch it" Co-worker 2: "I wouldn't do that if I was you Canadian Geese are mean!" Co-worker 1: "it's not a Canadian goose this is America!" Me: *facepalm*
4274 0 Youngilmour "If i could find a country that didn't let any immigrants in i'd move there...."