Score
Title
6076
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASKREDDIT!!
17665
What is a very minor thing you do in secret, but people might look at your differently if they found out?
2726
What is the scariest, most terrifying thing that actually exists?
1692
What has become normalised that you cannot believe?
2821
What's the dumbest thing someone tried to brag about?
4490
What show or movie do you hate that you haven't actually seen?
1477
What was there a black market for at your school that wasn't drugs?
1506
What song do you fucking despise?
2525
What’s the most interesting documentary you’ve ever watched?
12373
Besides Applebees, what is the worst restaurant experience you've ever had?
1209
If you found out you were not human, but actually an ultra-realistic android programmed to think you were real, what clue should have given it away all along?
780
Which city are you reading this from, and what does the next hour of your life look like?
387
What is the lyric that resonates with you greatly?
181
Reddstrodamus: what predictions do you have for this year?
125
[Serious] Have you ever thought about killing yourself and if so, why?
104
When is bigger NOT better?
500
If you were forced to time travel to the Middle Ages and could bring only ONE contemporary item with you, which one would you pick to max out your odds to live a long and prosperous life?
123
What are you 100% sure on nobody in this thread knows?
725
What would have been a really awkward moment 1000 years ago that we don't experience?
65
What name would you never give your child?
104
Like diamonds, what has been artificially overpriced beyond its actual value?
121
Men of Reddit, what is the worst thing a male friend has done to a woman and did you speak up about it?
72
People who have donated sperm or eggs and met their child, what was the experience like? [serious]
66
People who have been hypnotized, what was it like?
393
Mentally ill people of reddit, what is an “easy” thing that takes a lot of energy for you to do?
51
What was the first thing you did/purchased that made you realize "oh my god... I'm an adult now"?
57
What Simpsons quote best describes your love life?
33
What's one immoral and/or illegal thing that if you could get away with it you would definitely do?
63
What sex related thing about yourself you are ashamed to admit non-anonymously?
27
What fact blows your mind every time you hear it?
26
What 80s rock song would make the best movie?
36
Medical Professionals, what are some things people do that they don't realize is harmful?
1417
Imagine you die in real life only to wake up and find out it was all a simulation that lasted about 5 seconds. You are reborn with the knowledge that you now possess, What would you do differently in your "second life"?
6193
What restaurant have you sworn to never return to and why?
2088
When you first started using reddit, what did you not understand/find weird, but you get it now?
26
You suddenly have to say your thoughts out loud for one hour- based on where you are, how screwed are you?
95
What are some Red Flags at a job interview?
26
What “old person” things do you do?
24
What is your biggest motivation killer?
39
What is the most insulting combination of normal words?
24
What movie/game/show had an ending that made you think "....that's it?"
1147 SirBullshitEsquire I relax and die with dignity because I live near one of the juiciest targets in Russia.
3043 Punt_a_gizmo Why are they wasting a nuke on NZ?
3861 Rusky82 Wonder when my country put in an emergency alert system for a minute, maybe google it, ask why anyone would be attacking where i live, then die in a fireball probably.
8009 fight-me-friendo Probably call my parents, swear when they don't answer the home phone because why the fuck do you pay for something you don't use. Text my mom asking her to pick up after I call her cell phone three times, she doesn't. Call my dad twice and ask him why mom isn't answering her phone. My dad asks her as she's SITTING RIGHT THERE. I ask him why they didn't answer the home phone and he says they didn't hear it. So I ask why the fuck he could hear his cell phone but not the house phone? And he tells me they're watching The Avengers which makes me mad because if they're watching the TV then they absolutely saw the caller ID on screen. So I tell him to answer the phone next time because I'm literally about to die. And then he says "Hi literally about to die I'm dad." And then I kill myself before the missle can. Edit: Thanks for the gold, stranger! And I'm glad to hear about all of my secret siblings being blatantly ignored like I always am. Also if it makes anyone feel better, I'm my parents only kid so it makes the sting of being ignored that much worse lol.
1499 nolanj162 "well I'm definitely not dying with my pants on"
1482 hargleblargle Honestly, I think I would panic for a few seconds and then tell my family how much I love them, because this is the end. I would then cuddle with my kitty for the rest of my life.
3188 ConradSchu Go on reddit. Try to cash it in for last minute karma.
1207 KronktheKronk Max out all my credit cards buying stuff from Amazon to be delivered to my family in the mainland
926 Infinitroid Grab a dust mask, check the wind direction, wait for the blast, then jump in the car if needed and get upwind of that motherfucker. From what little I've read, nuclear attacks are actually quite survivable if you're not vaporized at the epicenter. Most important thing is to avoid the fallout dust.
1369 Arago123 Drive straight to the nearest City because that's probably where it will hit.
567 ajax5206 Realistically just panic till I die
624 devenbat I live at a dorm at my school. There is a massive library that goes maybe 5 stories underground. So I pack up some food and water and flee to the library. And then read until I survive or still die.
1450 GwenTheWelshGal I'd probably open my bedroom window and tell it to fuck off.
221 just_to_annoy_you Hit snooze like I always do.
304 thrillofit20 I live in Hawaii so this just happened to me. I was about to go to the gym, so I ... didn’t do that. Tried to look up any news about it. Called my boyfriend on the mainland because he knows more preparedness than I do. Tried to figure out what I was going to say to my mom/how to possibly say goodbye. It was really scary.
368 M4dmaddy Considering Sweden has about 65.000 bomb shelters designed to house a total of 7 million people. I would look up where the closest one to me is and go there. EDIT: Looked it up, there are 10 bomb shelters on my block. One in the basement of each apartment building. I guess that's an upside to living in a building from the cold war. EDIT2: If anyone's interested, here's a map of all the bomb shelters: https://msbgis.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=7bf1f3f83a374312b1b873637fbfbe1e
94 Spiderbanana Go to the bunker in my basement. It's mandatory in my country for everyone to have a bunker.
1828 UncleTogie Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
746 yourdadsotherkid Fucking die.
1146 0 SirBullshitEsquire I relax and die with dignity because I live near one of the juiciest targets in Russia.
3042 0 Punt_a_gizmo Why are they wasting a nuke on NZ?
3860 0 Rusky82 Wonder when my country put in an emergency alert system for a minute, maybe google it, ask why anyone would be attacking where i live, then die in a fireball probably.
8007 0 fight-me-friendo Probably call my parents, swear when they don't answer the home phone because why the fuck do you pay for something you don't use. Text my mom asking her to pick up after I call her cell phone three times, she doesn't. Call my dad twice and ask him why mom isn't answering her phone. My dad asks her as she's SITTING RIGHT THERE. I ask him why they didn't answer the home phone and he says they didn't hear it. So I ask why the fuck he could hear his cell phone but not the house phone? And he tells me they're watching The Avengers which makes me mad because if they're watching the TV then they absolutely saw the caller ID on screen. So I tell him to answer the phone next time because I'm literally about to die. And then he says "Hi literally about to die I'm dad." And then I kill myself before the missle can. Edit: Thanks for the gold, stranger! And I'm glad to hear about all of my secret siblings being blatantly ignored like I always am. Also if it makes anyone feel better, I'm my parents only kid so it makes the sting of being ignored that much worse lol.
1499 0 nolanj162 "well I'm definitely not dying with my pants on"
1480 0 hargleblargle Honestly, I think I would panic for a few seconds and then tell my family how much I love them, because this is the end. I would then cuddle with my kitty for the rest of my life.
3184 0 ConradSchu Go on reddit. Try to cash it in for last minute karma.
1203 0 KronktheKronk Max out all my credit cards buying stuff from Amazon to be delivered to my family in the mainland
933 0 Infinitroid Grab a dust mask, check the wind direction, wait for the blast, then jump in the car if needed and get upwind of that motherfucker. From what little I've read, nuclear attacks are actually quite survivable if you're not vaporized at the epicenter. Most important thing is to avoid the fallout dust.
1363 0 Arago123 Drive straight to the nearest City because that's probably where it will hit.
568 0 ajax5206 Realistically just panic till I die
624 0 devenbat I live at a dorm at my school. There is a massive library that goes maybe 5 stories underground. So I pack up some food and water and flee to the library. And then read until I survive or still die.
1454 0 GwenTheWelshGal I'd probably open my bedroom window and tell it to fuck off.
223 0 just_to_annoy_you Hit snooze like I always do.
304 0 thrillofit20 I live in Hawaii so this just happened to me. I was about to go to the gym, so I ... didn’t do that. Tried to look up any news about it. Called my boyfriend on the mainland because he knows more preparedness than I do. Tried to figure out what I was going to say to my mom/how to possibly say goodbye. It was really scary.
368 0 M4dmaddy Considering Sweden has about 65.000 bomb shelters designed to house a total of 7 million people. I would look up where the closest one to me is and go there. EDIT: Looked it up, there are 10 bomb shelters on my block. One in the basement of each apartment building. I guess that's an upside to living in a building from the cold war. EDIT2: If anyone's interested, here's a map of all the bomb shelters: https://msbgis.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=7bf1f3f83a374312b1b873637fbfbe1e
96 0 Spiderbanana Go to the bunker in my basement. It's mandatory in my country for everyone to have a bunker.
1830 0 UncleTogie Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
749 0 yourdadsotherkid Fucking die.