I relax and die with dignity because I live near one of the juiciest targets in Russia.
Wonder when my country put in an emergency alert system for a minute, maybe google it, ask why anyone would be attacking where i live, then die in a fireball probably.
Probably call my parents, swear when they don't answer the home phone because why the fuck do you pay for something you don't use. Text my mom asking her to pick up after I call her cell phone three times, she doesn't. Call my dad twice and ask him why mom isn't answering her phone. My dad asks her as she's SITTING RIGHT THERE. I ask him why they didn't answer the home phone and he says they didn't hear it. So I ask why the fuck he could hear his cell phone but not the house phone?
And he tells me they're watching The Avengers which makes me mad because if they're watching the TV then they absolutely saw the caller ID on screen. So I tell him to answer the phone next time because I'm literally about to die.
And then he says "Hi literally about to die I'm dad."
And then I kill myself before the missle can.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, stranger! And I'm glad to hear about all of my secret siblings being blatantly ignored like I always am. Also if it makes anyone feel better, I'm my parents only kid so it makes the sting of being ignored that much worse lol.
"well I'm definitely not dying with my pants on"
Honestly, I think I would panic for a few seconds and then tell my family how much I love them, because this is the end. I would then cuddle with my kitty for the rest of my life.
Go on reddit. Try to cash it in for last minute karma.
Max out all my credit cards buying stuff from Amazon to be delivered to my family in the mainland
Grab a dust mask, check the wind direction, wait for the blast, then jump in the car if needed and get upwind of that motherfucker. From what little I've read, nuclear attacks are actually quite survivable if you're not vaporized at the epicenter. Most important thing is to avoid the fallout dust.
Drive straight to the nearest City because that's probably where it will hit.
Realistically just panic till I die
I live at a dorm at my school. There is a massive library that goes maybe 5 stories underground. So I pack up some food and water and flee to the library. And then read until I survive or still die.
I'd probably open my bedroom window and tell it to fuck off.
I live in Hawaii so this just happened to me. I was about to go to the gym, so I ... didn’t do that. Tried to look up any news about it. Called my boyfriend on the mainland because he knows more preparedness than I do. Tried to figure out what I was going to say to my mom/how to possibly say goodbye. It was really scary.
Considering Sweden has about 65.000 bomb shelters designed to house a total of 7 million people. I would look up where the closest one to me is and go there.
EDIT: Looked it up, there are 10 bomb shelters on my block. One in the basement of each apartment building. I guess that's an upside to living in a building from the cold war.
EDIT2: If anyone's interested, here's a map of all the bomb shelters: https://msbgis.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=7bf1f3f83a374312b1b873637fbfbe1e
Go to the bunker in my basement. It's mandatory in my country for everyone to have a bunker.
Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.