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Title
5916
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASKREDDIT!!
3879
What is a very minor thing you do in secret, but people might look at your differently if they found out?
3263
What show or movie do you hate that you haven't actually seen?
1497
What's the dumbest thing someone tried to brag about?
634
What has become normalised that you cannot believe?
535
What is the scariest, most terrifying thing that actually exists?
11422
Besides Applebees, what is the worst restaurant experience you've ever had?
2068
What’s the most interesting documentary you’ve ever watched?
1157
What song do you fucking despise?
902
What was there a black market for at your school that wasn't drugs?
905
If you found out you were not human, but actually an ultra-realistic android programmed to think you were real, what clue should have given it away all along?
571
Which city are you reading this from, and what does the next hour of your life look like?
227
What is the lyric that resonates with you greatly?
184
How would you feel about a law that requires people over the age of 70 to pass a specialized driving test in order to continue driving?
389
If you were forced to time travel to the Middle Ages and could bring only ONE contemporary item with you, which one would you pick to max out your odds to live a long and prosperous life?
602
What would have been a really awkward moment 1000 years ago that we don't experience?
89
Reddstrodamus: what predictions do you have for this year?
309
Mentally ill people of reddit, what is an “easy” thing that takes a lot of energy for you to do?
5996
What restaurant have you sworn to never return to and why?
1316
Imagine you die in real life only to wake up and find out it was all a simulation that lasted about 5 seconds. You are reborn with the knowledge that you now possess, What would you do differently in your "second life"?
2001
When you first started using reddit, what did you not understand/find weird, but you get it now?
44
What are you 100% sure on nobody in this thread knows?
34
When is bigger NOT better?
43
Like diamonds, what has been artificially overpriced beyond its actual value?
46
Men of Reddit, what is the worst thing a male friend has done to a woman and did you speak up about it?
36
People who have been hypnotized, what was it like?
28796
What was your biggest "shit, my parents were right" moment?
32
[Serious] Have you ever thought about killing yourself and if so, why?
102
Who should be on a list of people not to fuck with?
68
What are some Red Flags at a job interview?
4622
What are you still salty about years later ?
1022
What is the most visually satisfying movie you've ever seen?
20
What Simpsons quote best describes your love life?
64
What is the craziest claim that you can make, that is actually true?
31
What is the weirdest name you call your pet?
34
What sex related thing about yourself you are ashamed to admit non-anonymously?
1270
Women of Reddit, what’s a first date mistake men all too often make?
24
You are now in complete control of any company you choose. However your goal is actually to drive the company to the ground. How do you do this without anyone realizing your intentions?
19
What was the first thing you did/purchased that made you realize "oh my god... I'm an adult now"?
22
What is the most insulting combination of normal words?
41
Who are the most iconic duos?
923 mrsuns10 Getting a text message saying there's nuclear missiles heading your way
127 bobbyditoro Talk about how much better your ex was at doing x y z.
399 greenfingers559 I was once at a work-related training out of town. It was "Safety when climbing utility poles, and proper climbing safety equipment" or something. We're all laughing having a good time, about 15, mid-20s from throughout California. Guy #1 up the pole is making a joke about seeing some chicks down the road, and how he was the only one who had the vantage to enjoy it. Then the most awkward guy of the whole group a.k.a guy #2(who was taking this training for the 3rd time since he keeps failing) blurts out something along the lines of "YOU KNOW ITS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT ITS MOSTLY PISS!!" Everything goes completely silent, guy1 descends the pole, everyone is dismissed and we're left to think wtf is wrong with this guy. Kevin if you're still working in communications in Santa Monica, I hope you've straightened your life out.
260 TheGoodJudgeHolden Say "oh wow, you kiss just like my dad."
158 msj123 I was getting messing around with this guy, but we were seeing who could out last the other until one of us broke and kissed the other. I got on top of him, shirtless and just as he was about to put his face in my boobs I pinned him down and said "You must give me the Krabby Patty secret formula!!!" And he went soft and was totally done with my nonsense.
452 Hopalicious Start talking about League of Legends. Edit: spelling
65 SsurebreC Neighborhood children begin playing outside. It's worse if they start singing songs. Particularly children's songs.
163 lalasalala Had a guy stop thrusting to say "actually, we should stop, I have a girlfriend" with his dick still in me. Like really dude, you already messed up, edging us both won't help anyone.
165 CrispyCheesePieces Shit on the floor.
103 Xceleron My ex hates Phil DeFranco. HATES him, the sound of his voice, the editing style, just loathes him. So, of course, during a session of 'Netflix n Chill' I'd lean in close like I was gonna kiss her, then whisper in her ear "What's up, ya beautiful bastards!" That's how I learned the couch wasn't particularly comfy to sleep on.
66 Nicknotsonofhogan Start talking about financial or health problems.
122 SoberDelusion talking about how retarded our kids would look
28 russianout At a weekend party among co-workers, bring up work. A sure way to be told to shut up or leave.
76 sdsuquigs I asked my gf at the time, with whom my relationship was crumbling, if she wanted me to put it in. She dismissively said "Yeah, sure." The mood was immediately dead.
52 MatchingTowel Say, "You smell like beef."
24 treegirl07 I once started barking during sex, he lost his hardon in a sec. Now everytime I don't want to have sex we start doing it and then I bark and voila, it's over.
921 0 mrsuns10 Getting a text message saying there's nuclear missiles heading your way
128 0 bobbyditoro Talk about how much better your ex was at doing x y z.
405 0 greenfingers559 I was once at a work-related training out of town. It was "Safety when climbing utility poles, and proper climbing safety equipment" or something. We're all laughing having a good time, about 15, mid-20s from throughout California. Guy #1 up the pole is making a joke about seeing some chicks down the road, and how he was the only one who had the vantage to enjoy it. Then the most awkward guy of the whole group a.k.a guy #2(who was taking this training for the 3rd time since he keeps failing) blurts out something along the lines of "YOU KNOW ITS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT ITS MOSTLY PISS!!" Everything goes completely silent, guy1 descends the pole, everyone is dismissed and we're left to think wtf is wrong with this guy. Kevin if you're still working in communications in Santa Monica, I hope you've straightened your life out.
265 0 TheGoodJudgeHolden Say "oh wow, you kiss just like my dad."
157 0 msj123 I was getting messing around with this guy, but we were seeing who could out last the other until one of us broke and kissed the other. I got on top of him, shirtless and just as he was about to put his face in my boobs I pinned him down and said "You must give me the Krabby Patty secret formula!!!" And he went soft and was totally done with my nonsense.
450 0 Hopalicious Start talking about League of Legends. Edit: spelling
63 0 SsurebreC Neighborhood children begin playing outside. It's worse if they start singing songs. Particularly children's songs.
163 0 lalasalala Had a guy stop thrusting to say "actually, we should stop, I have a girlfriend" with his dick still in me. Like really dude, you already messed up, edging us both won't help anyone.
167 0 CrispyCheesePieces Shit on the floor.
103 0 Xceleron My ex hates Phil DeFranco. HATES him, the sound of his voice, the editing style, just loathes him. So, of course, during a session of 'Netflix n Chill' I'd lean in close like I was gonna kiss her, then whisper in her ear "What's up, ya beautiful bastards!" That's how I learned the couch wasn't particularly comfy to sleep on.
66 0 Nicknotsonofhogan Start talking about financial or health problems.
119 0 SoberDelusion talking about how retarded our kids would look
30 0 russianout At a weekend party among co-workers, bring up work. A sure way to be told to shut up or leave.
74 0 sdsuquigs I asked my gf at the time, with whom my relationship was crumbling, if she wanted me to put it in. She dismissively said "Yeah, sure." The mood was immediately dead.
49 0 MatchingTowel Say, "You smell like beef."
23 0 treegirl07 I once started barking during sex, he lost his hardon in a sec. Now everytime I don't want to have sex we start doing it and then I bark and voila, it's over.