Score
Title
5916
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASKREDDIT!!
3879
What is a very minor thing you do in secret, but people might look at your differently if they found out?
3263
What show or movie do you hate that you haven't actually seen?
1497
What's the dumbest thing someone tried to brag about?
634
What has become normalised that you cannot believe?
535
What is the scariest, most terrifying thing that actually exists?
11422
Besides Applebees, what is the worst restaurant experience you've ever had?
2068
What’s the most interesting documentary you’ve ever watched?
1157
What song do you fucking despise?
902
What was there a black market for at your school that wasn't drugs?
905
If you found out you were not human, but actually an ultra-realistic android programmed to think you were real, what clue should have given it away all along?
571
Which city are you reading this from, and what does the next hour of your life look like?
227
What is the lyric that resonates with you greatly?
184
How would you feel about a law that requires people over the age of 70 to pass a specialized driving test in order to continue driving?
389
If you were forced to time travel to the Middle Ages and could bring only ONE contemporary item with you, which one would you pick to max out your odds to live a long and prosperous life?
602
What would have been a really awkward moment 1000 years ago that we don't experience?
89
Reddstrodamus: what predictions do you have for this year?
309
Mentally ill people of reddit, what is an “easy” thing that takes a lot of energy for you to do?
5996
What restaurant have you sworn to never return to and why?
1316
Imagine you die in real life only to wake up and find out it was all a simulation that lasted about 5 seconds. You are reborn with the knowledge that you now possess, What would you do differently in your "second life"?
2001
When you first started using reddit, what did you not understand/find weird, but you get it now?
44
What are you 100% sure on nobody in this thread knows?
34
When is bigger NOT better?
43
Like diamonds, what has been artificially overpriced beyond its actual value?
46
Men of Reddit, what is the worst thing a male friend has done to a woman and did you speak up about it?
36
People who have been hypnotized, what was it like?
28796
What was your biggest "shit, my parents were right" moment?
32
[Serious] Have you ever thought about killing yourself and if so, why?
102
Who should be on a list of people not to fuck with?
68
What are some Red Flags at a job interview?
4622
What are you still salty about years later ?
1022
What is the most visually satisfying movie you've ever seen?
20
What Simpsons quote best describes your love life?
64
What is the craziest claim that you can make, that is actually true?
31
What is the weirdest name you call your pet?
34
What sex related thing about yourself you are ashamed to admit non-anonymously?
1270
Women of Reddit, what’s a first date mistake men all too often make?
24
You are now in complete control of any company you choose. However your goal is actually to drive the company to the ground. How do you do this without anyone realizing your intentions?
19
What was the first thing you did/purchased that made you realize "oh my god... I'm an adult now"?
22
What is the most insulting combination of normal words?
41
Who are the most iconic duos?
250 HanabinoOto Cows need to have babies to produce milk.
725 MrTattersTheClown That Blue from Blue's Clues is a girl. In hindsight, Steve used female pronouns all the time but my child brain associated the color blue with boys.
1127 MyDogLikesTottenham Just because someone is mad at you, doesn’t mean you did anything wrong
167 Quaddy_Thighman I never realized until I was in college that the song I thought was Secret Asian Man was actually saying Secret Agent Man. 🤦🏼‍♀️
491 DaemonAfterdark I had poor vision until 10th grade. Never crossed my mind it could be better until my teacher noticed I was squinting too hard to see the board.
145 CindyGibson That Diagon Alley was really diagonally. And Knockturn Alley was nocturnally. About two years ago, I was sitting in The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter having butter beer ice cream and finally figured it out.
412 hometowngypsy My dad was not afraid of rodents. He just told me that to get out of going to Chuck E Cheese (whose mascot was a giant mouse.) I didn’t figure it out until my cousins, the daughters of my dad’s identical twin, said their dad had lied about the same thing. I was about 17.
1432 Ben77777 The division symbol is an empty fraction
228 slicespeaches That “XING” stands for “crossing”
534 Beecakeband This little piggy went to Market. I always thought he was going to the supermarket it only clicked a couple of years ago where he was really going. I'm 26
520 --Doom-- Not me, but one of my friends only realised that the word alphabet is from the Greek letters alpha and beta, a couple of years ago.
163 dusk27 When I was a kid and saw a movie trailer and it said “Coming this August 27 ONLY IN THEATERS” I thought it meant it wouldn’t be released to VHS at a later date and I HAD to see it or else I never will
263 punkkid13 I'm gay.
199 Maweedug Not everyone has your best interests at heart.
238 SunsetDreams1111 When used as a noun: *Blonde* - female *Blond* - male
55 Elly2014 When I was a kid, my mom used to encourage us to eat carrots by saying it would give us better eyesight. She joked that you never see a rabbit wearing glasses on. Since I was a kid, I thought, "That is true! So she must be right!" It took me a while to realize that she was making a joke and it was dumb to think that *any* animal would even be wearing glasses.
156 solarsavior To stop kicking my own ass. Continuing to be upset about an event was just ME causing ME grief, so stop it. I realized this after being pulled over by a cop for what I believed was a bullshit reason. I only got a warning and the cop went on his way, but I was pissed off. It finally dawned on me that the cop had went on with his day and probably wasn't giving me another thought. Thus at this point I was the one causing me grief and not the cop. No amount of me fussing was going to change the cop's mind.
230 anoanohajimemashite Bruises are internal bleeding. I don’t know what I thought they were before I knew that.
144 pdxcranberry They’re called soft drinks because they don’t contain hard alcohol
410 klsi832 Sitcom is short for situation comedy.
128 ObsceneTurnip In Missy Elliot's song "Work It", the seemingly nonsense gibberish after the "I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it" is in fact "Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gniht ym tup I", the previous lyric, reversed.
252 0 HanabinoOto Cows need to have babies to produce milk.
722 0 MrTattersTheClown That Blue from Blue's Clues is a girl. In hindsight, Steve used female pronouns all the time but my child brain associated the color blue with boys.
1124 0 MyDogLikesTottenham Just because someone is mad at you, doesn’t mean you did anything wrong
165 0 Quaddy_Thighman I never realized until I was in college that the song I thought was Secret Asian Man was actually saying Secret Agent Man. 🤦🏼‍♀️
492 0 DaemonAfterdark I had poor vision until 10th grade. Never crossed my mind it could be better until my teacher noticed I was squinting too hard to see the board.
147 0 CindyGibson That Diagon Alley was really diagonally. And Knockturn Alley was nocturnally. About two years ago, I was sitting in The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter having butter beer ice cream and finally figured it out.
416 0 hometowngypsy My dad was not afraid of rodents. He just told me that to get out of going to Chuck E Cheese (whose mascot was a giant mouse.) I didn’t figure it out until my cousins, the daughters of my dad’s identical twin, said their dad had lied about the same thing. I was about 17.
1429 0 Ben77777 The division symbol is an empty fraction
227 0 slicespeaches That “XING” stands for “crossing”
530 0 Beecakeband This little piggy went to Market. I always thought he was going to the supermarket it only clicked a couple of years ago where he was really going. I'm 26
518 0 --Doom-- Not me, but one of my friends only realised that the word alphabet is from the Greek letters alpha and beta, a couple of years ago.
160 0 dusk27 When I was a kid and saw a movie trailer and it said “Coming this August 27 ONLY IN THEATERS” I thought it meant it wouldn’t be released to VHS at a later date and I HAD to see it or else I never will
261 0 punkkid13 I'm gay.
202 0 Maweedug Not everyone has your best interests at heart.
241 0 SunsetDreams1111 When used as a noun: *Blonde* - female *Blond* - male
59 0 Elly2014 When I was a kid, my mom used to encourage us to eat carrots by saying it would give us better eyesight. She joked that you never see a rabbit wearing glasses on. Since I was a kid, I thought, "That is true! So she must be right!" It took me a while to realize that she was making a joke and it was dumb to think that *any* animal would even be wearing glasses.
153 0 solarsavior To stop kicking my own ass. Continuing to be upset about an event was just ME causing ME grief, so stop it. I realized this after being pulled over by a cop for what I believed was a bullshit reason. I only got a warning and the cop went on his way, but I was pissed off. It finally dawned on me that the cop had went on with his day and probably wasn't giving me another thought. Thus at this point I was the one causing me grief and not the cop. No amount of me fussing was going to change the cop's mind.
232 0 anoanohajimemashite Bruises are internal bleeding. I don’t know what I thought they were before I knew that.
146 0 pdxcranberry They’re called soft drinks because they don’t contain hard alcohol
415 0 klsi832 Sitcom is short for situation comedy.
128 0 ObsceneTurnip In Missy Elliot's song "Work It", the seemingly nonsense gibberish after the "I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it" is in fact "Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gniht ym tup I", the previous lyric, reversed.