Pro: Voice fit for radio.
Con: Face fit for radio.
PRO: If I’m sad or need a distraction, I will bake things—most likely cookies.
CON: If you are the one that made me sad I will not let you eat any of them.
Pro: I will always love you
Con: I will /always/ love you
pro: I'm affectionate and pretty easy going. if I truly care about you there isn't much you could do to make me lash out or start an argument. con: I will rely on you too much for my own happiness
Pro- I’ll constantly buy things for you. I.e. food, fun, etc.
Con- Instead of telling you right away when something is an issue, I let it boil me away inside until I blow up at you.
After typing this, I realize it’s not that fair of a trade. Lol
Pro: I'm very trusting and don't get unnecessarily jealous. I'm not a yeller.
Con: I sleep. So. Much.
Pro: I don't go out much
Con: I don't go out much
Pro: My apartment is above a cinema. Literally two doors separate us from the movie viewing balcony. The building owner doesn't mind if I bring a guest to a movie for free.
Con: Good luck spending the night with me and trying to sleep above a cinema.
Pro: you wouldn’t have to complain about being single.
Con: you’d be dating me.
Pro: I have a job, a car, and I'm getting in shape
Con: It's not a great job, not a great car, and I still love pizza
Pro: I’m extremely easy to get along with, and I’m always willing to listen and compromise.
Con: there’s a chance I won’t believe you actually care about me.
Edit: My highest rated comment is about self deprecation. *fist pump*
Pros: good cook, organized, laid back and willing to try to new stuff in bed
Cons: I'm not good at communicating when I'm angry/mad and am non-confrontational in relationships. So I grow resentful overt time and, trust me, it shows
Pro: I'm very affectionate.
Con: I have major self-esteem issues that cause many other issues.
Pro: You'd be getting someone who believes in you no matter what.
Con: You would be frustrated at how much alone time I like to have.
Pro: I won't bother you.
Con: Don't bother me.
Pro: I have a high sex drive
Con: I have a high sex drive
Pro: fastest orgasm ever
Pro: I'm a good listener.
Con: I have social anxiety.
Pro: I genuinely want to spend time getting to know you and who you are as a person.
Con: My ex-wife left me with all 4 cats. 🤷🏻♂️
Pro: I genuinely care about how your day went
Con: I have crippling self esteem issues
Pro: I'm a cheap date
Cons: I'm married