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8665
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASKREDDIT!!
2439
Celebrating Ten Years of r/AskReddit
23707
What movie have you rewatched the most?
5689
If someone handed you a box with all the items you had lost in the past what would you be most excited to get back?
4159
What is something you witnessed as a child and didn't realize was really fucked up until you remembered it many years later?
1274
Professionals in any field of work, what’s the most ridiculous thing someone outside of your profession has claimed to know more about than you?
1642
What do you think about at night as you're falling asleep?
2344
Reddit now controls the government. What happens?
1116
What's the single most badass scene from a movie or TV series?
352
Today is your last day on earth. Besides my mom, what are you going to do?
210
What is something people really don’t understand until it happens directly to them?
2317
What's a lie that everyone pretends is true?
346
What famous person could you see being really terrible at sex?
49723
What are some good weird questions to ask someone to get to know them better?
76
What is the best way to kill time at an airport?
466
What’s the most expensive thing you have broken?
3341
911 operators of reddit, when we call in, what things should we tell you first?
67
Left handed redditors, what are some pain in the neck things about being left handed that right handers may not know about?
106
What screams "I'm an attention whore"?
745
If you were task to redesign the human body, What would you want to change?
2241
What’s the most obviously fake story someone has told you?
40
What are the negative sides of living alone?
328
Whats something really wholesome thats actually quite dark?
128
What hobby is generally welcoming/accepting to newcomers?
5738
The Rock shows up at your door with an overnight bag and says he will be staying with you for the next few nights. How do you react?
200
What could you say at a drive thru speaker that you couldn’t during a first date?
51
You’re horrifically bad at everything except for one thing which you’re almost impossibly amazing at. What would you choose?
49
Zookeepers of reddit, what are signs of the way the zoo treats their animals? What’s the worst treatment you’ve seen at a zoo?
145
What is something you can do to help a depressed friend?
171
What’s the one book that you’ve wanted to read, but haven’t?
53
What is the weirdest thing that keeps happening to you over and over?
28
What fictional character's death had a the biggest impact on you?
60
What are some good insults one should know?
45
What is the funniest thread in Reddit history?
1390
What kinds of things would an inconvenience store sell?
33
In contrast to Sharknado, what animal & weather condition would be the least damaging?
63
[Serious] Ladies of reddit, what is the most basic form of sexual objectification/Harrassment you have faced in everyday life? Something the guys might not even realise is bad?
21
What is a dead give away that a person is a nice person?
235
What's your darkest desire you never tell anyone about?
36
What's the most wrong interpretation of a book you can give?
17
What is the craziest conspiracy that you've heard of?
18
What is your cat doing right now?
102 exophrine Your organs are harvested, maybe a funeral, then your body is disposed of (burial or cremation). After that, everyone moves on past your death.
31 Minhaj450 take off the VR headset, then get criticized by my friend for spending my 30's watching birds, and for also beating cancer then going back to a carpet store that I worked at.
33 Nacho36 Nothing
33 Not_A_Skeleton I'm not convinced I can die. I have no evidence of that. All I know is that from my perspective, other people can die. There have been countless times where I could have possibly died and I haven't. Maybe every time someone "dies", their universe just splits off and from their perspective they are still living. This would mean there could be nearly an infinite number of universes where I am dead from other's perspectives.
7 Inner-city_sumo Nothing, but that's fine. Nabokov wrote "Common sense tells us that our existence is but a brief crack of light between two eternities of darkness."
5 king_oscars_island Well, if even it’s just a split second. I’d like to know where everything I lost ended up. If not the big and important thing, I’m still looking for some pretty unimportant shit that’s been lost for 10 years now.
8 Wackydetective My dad was terrified of death until this summer when he had a near death experience. He's not afraid anymore.
6 atoz88 Have you never seen a zombie movie?
8 THcB People cry.
4 wokeupquick2 Same thing that happened before I was born.
17 SatiricalVengeance Nothing. It's okay though. You don't even have a conscious to know your dead. But nobody really knows which makes death amazing.
10 I_Hate_Sprog "Don't you ever laugh as the hearse goes by, For you may be the next one to die. They wrap you up in big white sheets and cover you from head to feet. They put you in a big black box And cover you with dirt and rocks. All goes well for about a week, Until your coffin begins to leak. The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, The worms play pinochle on your snout, They eat your eyes, they eat your nose, They eat the jelly between your toes. A big green worm with rolling eyes Crawls in your stomach and out your sides. Your stomach turns a slimy green, And pus pours out like whipping cream. You'll spread it on a slice of bread, And that's what you eat when you are dead." My real answer: I think you relive your exact same life with some slightly innate knowledge from your last run through and you keep improving through your lives until you live the perfect one.
8 LlLlTH The energy once inhabiting my body will dissipate into the air, because energy never ceases, it is just transferred elsewhere. Many people believe this energy is the soul. I would like to think so. Then I would like to think my soul goes and finds another vessel, and continues on its journey.
3 rockonnable "A lot of things happen, they just don't involve you."
4 JeramyBailey I will live on forever through my student debt.
6 kvltsincebirth I've envisioned fantasies of what happens after I die. I sail a wooden ship through the cosmos forever. Both heaven and hell. Alone forever, I spend my time sleeping and then every time I wake, I wake to the dawn of a new star. In my fantasy there's no need for protection and also there's wind. Unrealistic but for some reason I've actually visualized this multiple times during twilight sleep. Who knows?
13 RandenVanguard Reincarnation. Nature recycles or otherwise conserves literally everything else in the entire world so why wouldn't it recycle souls?
3 n33co I'd like to think it's a place where I can chill with all my pets, family, and friends forever. More realistically, I like to think we join a higher consciousness, whether I still have my individuality or if it's like a drop of water joining a lake.
3 creeperium You just stop existing. You won't feel sad when it happens, because there is no you left to feel sadness.
3 SunnySideUpBitch Well, since I've seen "The Good Place" recently I'm pretty sure we are going to be psychologically tortured by every Angels and Demons leading this planet by thinking that we are in paradise when in reality it's just out biggest fears wrapped up in an abnormally pretty and shiny wrap
3 Born_Hyper spectator mode.
4 nakriker You're dead. It's OK though. You remember those trillions of years that passed before you were born? It's just like that.
5 HowardAcevedo You appear wherever all of your missing socks disappeared to.
3 IrrelevantPuppy You remember that math function that gets closer and closer to zero but never actually gets there, a different kind of infinity. I think that’s what dying is like. We are unable to comprehend the lack of existence, so your perception is up until the end of thought, but not past it. You approach closer and closer to oblivion but never actually get there. So you essentially spend an eternity in your last moment before death, the rest of the universe moves on but you are stuck there for your own perceived infinity.
2 Justalittl3crazy I heard you fart, but I’m not quite sure how valid the source was.
106 0 exophrine Your organs are harvested, maybe a funeral, then your body is disposed of (burial or cremation). After that, everyone moves on past your death.
31 0 Minhaj450 take off the VR headset, then get criticized by my friend for spending my 30's watching birds, and for also beating cancer then going back to a carpet store that I worked at.
34 0 Nacho36 Nothing
33 0 Not_A_Skeleton I'm not convinced I can die. I have no evidence of that. All I know is that from my perspective, other people can die. There have been countless times where I could have possibly died and I haven't. Maybe every time someone "dies", their universe just splits off and from their perspective they are still living. This would mean there could be nearly an infinite number of universes where I am dead from other's perspectives.
7 0 Inner-city_sumo Nothing, but that's fine. Nabokov wrote "Common sense tells us that our existence is but a brief crack of light between two eternities of darkness."
6 0 king_oscars_island Well, if even it’s just a split second. I’d like to know where everything I lost ended up. If not the big and important thing, I’m still looking for some pretty unimportant shit that’s been lost for 10 years now.
7 0 Wackydetective My dad was terrified of death until this summer when he had a near death experience. He's not afraid anymore.
5 0 atoz88 Have you never seen a zombie movie?
7 0 THcB People cry.
5 0 wokeupquick2 Same thing that happened before I was born.
15 0 SatiricalVengeance Nothing. It's okay though. You don't even have a conscious to know your dead. But nobody really knows which makes death amazing.
9 0 I_Hate_Sprog "Don't you ever laugh as the hearse goes by, For you may be the next one to die. They wrap you up in big white sheets and cover you from head to feet. They put you in a big black box And cover you with dirt and rocks. All goes well for about a week, Until your coffin begins to leak. The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, The worms play pinochle on your snout, They eat your eyes, they eat your nose, They eat the jelly between your toes. A big green worm with rolling eyes Crawls in your stomach and out your sides. Your stomach turns a slimy green, And pus pours out like whipping cream. You'll spread it on a slice of bread, And that's what you eat when you are dead." My real answer: I think you relive your exact same life with some slightly innate knowledge from your last run through and you keep improving through your lives until you live the perfect one.
8 0 LlLlTH The energy once inhabiting my body will dissipate into the air, because energy never ceases, it is just transferred elsewhere. Many people believe this energy is the soul. I would like to think so. Then I would like to think my soul goes and finds another vessel, and continues on its journey.
4 0 rockonnable "A lot of things happen, they just don't involve you."
4 0 JeramyBailey I will live on forever through my student debt.
7 0 kvltsincebirth I've envisioned fantasies of what happens after I die. I sail a wooden ship through the cosmos forever. Both heaven and hell. Alone forever, I spend my time sleeping and then every time I wake, I wake to the dawn of a new star. In my fantasy there's no need for protection and also there's wind. Unrealistic but for some reason I've actually visualized this multiple times during twilight sleep. Who knows?
14 0 RandenVanguard Reincarnation. Nature recycles or otherwise conserves literally everything else in the entire world so why wouldn't it recycle souls?
3 0 n33co I'd like to think it's a place where I can chill with all my pets, family, and friends forever. More realistically, I like to think we join a higher consciousness, whether I still have my individuality or if it's like a drop of water joining a lake.
3 0 creeperium You just stop existing. You won't feel sad when it happens, because there is no you left to feel sadness.
3 0 SunnySideUpBitch Well, since I've seen "The Good Place" recently I'm pretty sure we are going to be psychologically tortured by every Angels and Demons leading this planet by thinking that we are in paradise when in reality it's just out biggest fears wrapped up in an abnormally pretty and shiny wrap
3 0 Born_Hyper spectator mode.
6 0 nakriker You're dead. It's OK though. You remember those trillions of years that passed before you were born? It's just like that.
4 0 HowardAcevedo You appear wherever all of your missing socks disappeared to.
4 0 IrrelevantPuppy You remember that math function that gets closer and closer to zero but never actually gets there, a different kind of infinity. I think that’s what dying is like. We are unable to comprehend the lack of existence, so your perception is up until the end of thought, but not past it. You approach closer and closer to oblivion but never actually get there. So you essentially spend an eternity in your last moment before death, the rest of the universe moves on but you are stuck there for your own perceived infinity.
2 0 damboy99 [Haha, They all do that!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fczItbbB-OA)
2 0 Justalittl3crazy I heard you fart, but I’m not quite sure how valid the source was.