Score
Title
6076
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASKREDDIT!!
17665
What is a very minor thing you do in secret, but people might look at your differently if they found out?
2726
What is the scariest, most terrifying thing that actually exists?
1692
What has become normalised that you cannot believe?
2821
What's the dumbest thing someone tried to brag about?
4490
What show or movie do you hate that you haven't actually seen?
1477
What was there a black market for at your school that wasn't drugs?
1506
What song do you fucking despise?
2525
What’s the most interesting documentary you’ve ever watched?
12373
Besides Applebees, what is the worst restaurant experience you've ever had?
1209
If you found out you were not human, but actually an ultra-realistic android programmed to think you were real, what clue should have given it away all along?
780
Which city are you reading this from, and what does the next hour of your life look like?
387
What is the lyric that resonates with you greatly?
181
Reddstrodamus: what predictions do you have for this year?
125
[Serious] Have you ever thought about killing yourself and if so, why?
104
When is bigger NOT better?
500
If you were forced to time travel to the Middle Ages and could bring only ONE contemporary item with you, which one would you pick to max out your odds to live a long and prosperous life?
123
What are you 100% sure on nobody in this thread knows?
725
What would have been a really awkward moment 1000 years ago that we don't experience?
65
What name would you never give your child?
104
Like diamonds, what has been artificially overpriced beyond its actual value?
121
Men of Reddit, what is the worst thing a male friend has done to a woman and did you speak up about it?
72
People who have donated sperm or eggs and met their child, what was the experience like? [serious]
66
People who have been hypnotized, what was it like?
393
Mentally ill people of reddit, what is an “easy” thing that takes a lot of energy for you to do?
51
What was the first thing you did/purchased that made you realize "oh my god... I'm an adult now"?
57
What Simpsons quote best describes your love life?
33
What's one immoral and/or illegal thing that if you could get away with it you would definitely do?
63
What sex related thing about yourself you are ashamed to admit non-anonymously?
27
What fact blows your mind every time you hear it?
26
What 80s rock song would make the best movie?
36
Medical Professionals, what are some things people do that they don't realize is harmful?
1417
Imagine you die in real life only to wake up and find out it was all a simulation that lasted about 5 seconds. You are reborn with the knowledge that you now possess, What would you do differently in your "second life"?
6193
What restaurant have you sworn to never return to and why?
2088
When you first started using reddit, what did you not understand/find weird, but you get it now?
26
You suddenly have to say your thoughts out loud for one hour- based on where you are, how screwed are you?
95
What are some Red Flags at a job interview?
26
What “old person” things do you do?
24
What is your biggest motivation killer?
39
What is the most insulting combination of normal words?
24
What movie/game/show had an ending that made you think "....that's it?"
1397 pm_me_tits_and_tats Turning any light on in the car while driving.
281 Mr_bananasham Masturbating, my mom convinced me, but it didn't really stop me, in fact it made me who I am today.
211 inrecline So I remember my parents drinking coffee, and I would always ask for some but they would say "No, it has caffeine, its for adults." Then I slowly broke them down asking for it all the time, so they would take the little creamer cups, dump half out and fill the rest with coffee, like a little shot. I thought I was totally drinking underage and getting away with it.
560 weakandbroken It was always said in my school that hitting a girl was illegal. Apparently hitting anyone is illegal. Who knew.
510 Doct_orb Drink driving. As in, drinking any kind of liquid while driving. I used to shout at my dad for drinking water while driving.
193 Wryle To get to my grandmother's house, we had to travel through Meridian, Mississippi. Signs on the interstate said "Illegal to Cross Median." Five-year-old me misread that as "Illegal to cross Meridian." When I questioned my father about it, he said "Let's risk it. You watch for cops." It was a couple of years, and some stressful trips to grandmother's, before I figured it out.
86 TheVoiceOfRiesen Sex. I guess it came from my dad watching Cops all the time while I was growing up, and seeing people get busted for prostitution. So my child brain thought that meant sex was illegal. Basically I thought if someone had kids, they had to break the law and the police were just like "Alright bud, we know what you did, but you get this one."
155 stuwhen When programs on Windows used to crash, and the "this program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down" message came up, I used to be terrified that the police were being alerted and that I was legit about to be arrested.
62 manlikerealities Swallowing your bubblegum. Mum said it was illegal to deter me. I was absent-mindedly chewing strawberry gum when I was about six, and swallowed it. I was too scared to tell anyone. Most panicky 24 hours of my life.
56 n3rdybird I thought money laundering meant literally washing money. Like if you left bills in your pocket and they went through the wash.
104 DoodlingDaughter When I was a kid, my sister (who was just 6 at the time) picked up all of the fallen flowers in our Walmart’s floral section. They were the ones who had fallen from the fake stems, all dusty and dirty... My parents caught her with a pocketful of flowers when we got home and scolded her. For *days* I thought the cops were going to show up and arrest her for stealing and take her away forever! My sister and I never got along, but I cried myself to sleep like three days in a row and thought I’d wake up to find that she had been taken away. Now I know that no one really gives a damn about those fake flower blooms on the ground, but it caused some serious anxiety for a while!
95 soapbox24 Not wearing a shirt in a store
97 dawnscope I asked my soccer coach why they were called illegal moves, and if people who did then went to jail. Never heard a group of adults laugh harder than that.
205 CMarlowe I legit thought I would go to prison if I ripped the tag off a mattress. Source: Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
236 japenesedenim Jaywalking is technically illegal But I thought it was /way/ more illegal than it actually is. Like, I thought if I was caught jaywalking, an entire squat team would surround my poor, defenceless, 8 year old self & I’d be sentenced to goddamn life without parole. Obviously a fear instilled on my by my mother, but a fear of crossing the street is actually pretty rational. So idk, thanks mom
42 JakeAndBake If my mom's reaction was any indication, putting two spoons in the same section of the cutlery holder in the dishwasher
80 fairlywired When I was about 8, I thought it was illegal to say anything bad about the Queen. I once dared a friend to say that he hated the Queen and I was confused and embarrassed when he said it immediately and no one cared.
74 RobotsInATrenchCoat Licking doorknobs, but only on other planets.
34 weedful_things I was afraid to buy some beer nuts because I thought I wasn't old enough.
29 miyel72 I thought it was illegal to stay home alone as a kid and was staying away from the windows so the police doesn't see me.
110 pikachusgrundle Driving without shoes on.
1398 0 pm_me_tits_and_tats Turning any light on in the car while driving.
283 0 Mr_bananasham Masturbating, my mom convinced me, but it didn't really stop me, in fact it made me who I am today.
210 0 inrecline So I remember my parents drinking coffee, and I would always ask for some but they would say "No, it has caffeine, its for adults." Then I slowly broke them down asking for it all the time, so they would take the little creamer cups, dump half out and fill the rest with coffee, like a little shot. I thought I was totally drinking underage and getting away with it.
562 0 weakandbroken It was always said in my school that hitting a girl was illegal. Apparently hitting anyone is illegal. Who knew.
512 0 Doct_orb Drink driving. As in, drinking any kind of liquid while driving. I used to shout at my dad for drinking water while driving.
198 0 Wryle To get to my grandmother's house, we had to travel through Meridian, Mississippi. Signs on the interstate said "Illegal to Cross Median." Five-year-old me misread that as "Illegal to cross Meridian." When I questioned my father about it, he said "Let's risk it. You watch for cops." It was a couple of years, and some stressful trips to grandmother's, before I figured it out.
82 0 ProtectedCesc Sex.
83 0 TheVoiceOfRiesen Sex. I guess it came from my dad watching Cops all the time while I was growing up, and seeing people get busted for prostitution. So my child brain thought that meant sex was illegal. Basically I thought if someone had kids, they had to break the law and the police were just like "Alright bud, we know what you did, but you get this one."
158 0 stuwhen When programs on Windows used to crash, and the "this program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down" message came up, I used to be terrified that the police were being alerted and that I was legit about to be arrested.
64 0 manlikerealities Swallowing your bubblegum. Mum said it was illegal to deter me. I was absent-mindedly chewing strawberry gum when I was about six, and swallowed it. I was too scared to tell anyone. Most panicky 24 hours of my life.
60 0 n3rdybird I thought money laundering meant literally washing money. Like if you left bills in your pocket and they went through the wash.
105 0 DoodlingDaughter When I was a kid, my sister (who was just 6 at the time) picked up all of the fallen flowers in our Walmart’s floral section. They were the ones who had fallen from the fake stems, all dusty and dirty... My parents caught her with a pocketful of flowers when we got home and scolded her. For *days* I thought the cops were going to show up and arrest her for stealing and take her away forever! My sister and I never got along, but I cried myself to sleep like three days in a row and thought I’d wake up to find that she had been taken away. Now I know that no one really gives a damn about those fake flower blooms on the ground, but it caused some serious anxiety for a while!
93 0 soapbox24 Not wearing a shirt in a store
94 0 dawnscope I asked my soccer coach why they were called illegal moves, and if people who did then went to jail. Never heard a group of adults laugh harder than that.
200 0 CMarlowe I legit thought I would go to prison if I ripped the tag off a mattress. Source: Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
235 0 japenesedenim Jaywalking is technically illegal But I thought it was /way/ more illegal than it actually is. Like, I thought if I was caught jaywalking, an entire squat team would surround my poor, defenceless, 8 year old self & I’d be sentenced to goddamn life without parole. Obviously a fear instilled on my by my mother, but a fear of crossing the street is actually pretty rational. So idk, thanks mom
42 0 JakeAndBake If my mom's reaction was any indication, putting two spoons in the same section of the cutlery holder in the dishwasher
82 0 fairlywired When I was about 8, I thought it was illegal to say anything bad about the Queen. I once dared a friend to say that he hated the Queen and I was confused and embarrassed when he said it immediately and no one cared.
73 0 RobotsInATrenchCoat Licking doorknobs, but only on other planets.
32 0 weedful_things I was afraid to buy some beer nuts because I thought I wasn't old enough.
33 0 miyel72 I thought it was illegal to stay home alone as a kid and was staying away from the windows so the police doesn't see me.
108 0 pikachusgrundle Driving without shoes on.