Cruise ship buffet food. Not great, but there's a LOT of it. Also, free clothing (anything your heart desires) from Walmart. As a bonus feature, you can play Bingo forever, and win unlimited amounts of vegetables. Your hair will always look great in a sun visor.
It'll be like earth but without suffering, so you won't be enjoying luxuries you'll only get in heaven but you won't suffer in hell either
Dante’s first level of hell as described in the “Inferno” is basically “Eh-ven.”
It’s where all the good, virtuous NON-Christians went after they died.
Rolling green hills and some castles. The actual contents of the realm don’t matter as much as the concept: this level of “hell” consists of the greatest joys/contentment that a human mind can imagine.
While cushy, their “punishment” is never being able to experience the indescribable bliss felt by those in true Heaven.
So my take on “Eh-ven” is pretty much the life I have now, minus the little things that stress me out like debt and overwork.
Those flat, streaky clouds, not the puffy ones.
You get angels wings but you fly like Peacock.
You can sleep on a 'King' sized cloud, but its really just two single clouds shoved together.
It's moderately warm outside with intermittent wind. It's very pleasant, but you can't decide if you really need your jacket or not, so you have to keep taking it off and putting it back on.
Edit: For the record, I'm in Buffalo, New York, and we had an ice storm last weekend. So this Eh'ven would be a marked improvement.
There's always a good buffet but they only change the menu up every week or so
I'm just reminded of 'The Medium Place' joke from 'The Good Place'. You get your favourite beer! But it's always warm. The jukebox has every song ever... but they're all live versions performed by the Eagles.
The “pearly gates” are kind of just a dull off-white.
You can eat whatever you want, whenever you want, buts it made by Aplebees.
It's always just a little too bright or a little too windy.
moderately slow wifi, not slow enough to be enraging, but enough to be annoying
no ice cream, just frozen yogurt