The NeverEnding Story is 94 minutes.
Troll 2. Mostly because it wasn't a sequel to the first Troll. Oh, and it's about Goblins.
Friday the 13th The Final Chapter. There were 8 more movies.
*Nightcrawler* contains exactly zero teleporting mutants.
It's 5% Pearl harbor, 95% overly corny and unbearably forced love triangle.
Actually about a heavy weight boxer
Life is Beautiful. A young Italian Jew ends up in a Nazi concentration camp where he's forced to perform back-breaking slave labor and is killed.
White Chicks. It turns out the white ladies were Wayans brothers all along. I didn’t see that coming.
Baby Driver, no driving baby, disappointed
The Karate Kid
The kid practiced Kung Fu
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
The title makes it seem violent. Really, he trains a Martian to be a Martian Santa of sorts, and they realize that Santa is a good guy and they don’t kill him.
Any movie with a character-based title... but that particular character has only a minor part.
**Oscar**: the name of the kid that knocks up Stallone's daughter and has like 15 seconds of screen time.
**Akira**: the name of the super-psychic kid that blew up Tokyo years before but has like 20 seconds of screen time.
**Coco**: the name of the main character's grandmother who has like two lines and 25 seconds of screen time.
Silence of the Lambs. Apparently they keep screaming.
John Dies At The End
He dies in the middle and sort of doesn't die at all.
Star Wars. The stars didnt do a damn thing. They just sat there and watched space ships fight