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Title
10070
What image or scene from a children's movie/show did you find disturbing?
5520
What's your weirdest quirk that people give you shit for?
2201
What immediately put you off someone you once liked?
30544
Reddit, what is a really inappropriate question you’ve always wanted to ask?
1826
What's your internet "white whale" (something you've seen only once but want to find again)?
668
If diseases had slogans, what would they be?
366
Cruise ship staff of reddit (cleaners in particular), what are some disturbing secrets passengers should know?
348
What Simpsons quote is memorable to you?
876
What lyric will get a song stuck in everyone's head?
160
NSFW Undercover cops of Reddit, what's the most fucked up thing you've experienced while undercover? [NSFW][Serious]
243
[Serious] What are you oddly fascinated with?
214
What unanswered question from a movie bothers you the most?
493
What is the WORST advice you were ever given?
3206
English teachers of Reddit, what sort of strange or awkward personal details have students revealed to you through essays?
15164
Those of you who've actually had sex with a friends mom or dad, how did it go down?
332
What's an upbeat pop song where the lyrics actually tell a not-so-upbeat story?
3852
[Serious] People who ran way from home and never came back, where did you go and how's life now?
43751
What innocent question has someone asked you that secretly crushed you a little inside?
118
What is a song you don’t play at a Funeral?
789
How would you describe some historical events in clickbait form?
907
What's something a teacher did to you as a child that you're still salty about?
435
European members of reddit, what are some sexual normalities in your country? What are some things you wish were/weren't as common in the bedroom?
82
If you could download into your brain **ALL** of the knowledge of just **ONE** subject, what would it be and why?
103
Morning people of Reddit how do you do it?
5419
NSFW If MythBusters had a “Rated-R/NSFW” episode, what would you want them to test? [NSFW]
53
What professions are filled with arrogant people?
35
What is the rudest way someone has ended a relationship with you?
53
Dear reddit, Mattresses can have up to a 900% markup. What else has obscene markups?
647
If you devoted 30 minutes a day to it, what could you accomplish by 2020?
252
Reddits,How do you cope with deep-set existential dread and the realization that everything in your life is ultimately meaningless and temporary?
11990
What company will never see another dime of your money?
77
Reddit, if you had to delete every subreddit besides one, which subreddit would you save?
19
Non-Americans, what American stereotype that wasn’t true shocked you the most?
32
What is the most expensive item you have ever bought and haven't regretted (other than a home or car)? [Serious]
27
People who microwave fish at work, why do you think this is OK?
53
What are you never too old for?
4747
What modern trend do you not understand?
1507
What industry are millennials definitely NOT killing?
26
Why do online job applications make you upload a resume just to type it all out again?
18
Reddit, what are some disgusting habits that you have that you'd only admit anonymously?
1072 DancingPaul Do you know him/her? He/she's polish. There's 1.5 million polish people in Chicago. No I don't know them. Except once in a while I do actually know them.
3303 the_comatorium I have a very very common first name and a very very common last name. Yes. It's my real name. No. I'm not in witness protection. EDIT: Literally none of you have gotten it yet. EDIT2: This was a mistake.
2035 badsantaxx I don't like being asked what I'm doing on the computer. I'm not doing anything. Really. If I were doing something worth talking about I'd tell you, but half the time I'm not even interested in what I'm doing
2465 TidalKnave "How are you still single? Are you looking for something serious?" Quite frankly, if I could answer the first question then all of this would be solved now wouldn't it, Lisa. Edit: Family dinners are the WORST for this question.
4098 equalsnil "Classics major, huh? What you gonna do with that?" "I dunno. Heroin?"
4990 Greenplastictrees "Where do you see yourself in five years?" I can barely predict five days in advance.
1503 nogoodimthanks “Oh so it’s just your mom? Where’s dad?” Dead. As in not living. Have a nice day.
4260 breathe_in_and_out_ “Why are you so quiet?” or something along those lines.
504 PattyHowell "Why is my kid failing your class?"
345 msindalian I have twins. "Are they twins?" "No, triplets, oh shit where's the other one?"
579 wtt90 "What do you want to do with your life"
572 Garacian00 I dread going to the grocery store directly after work because people *constantly* ask me if I work there. (My work uniform involves dark pants and polos of various blue colors, which is apparently all that is required to be certain someone works in a grocery store.) Pro tips if this happens to you: 1. Keep a sweatshirt in your car, preferably not blue. Cover up that polo. 2. Keep your hands on your shopping cart at all times, people are more likely to think you're grocery shopping that way and not returning items or something. When you aren't near your cart keep your cell phone out and a confused look on your face. 3. Move quickly and with purpose, people are less likely to interrupt someone who seems to be doing something. 4. AVOID LITTLE OLD LADIES they always need help. Sounds terrible now that I've typed that out. 5. No eye contact.
2339 JedLeland I'm a male Ashley and I hate answering questions about my name. No, I wasn't named after the Gone with the Wind guy. No, my parents didn't want a girl. No, I'm not fucking with you. Just give me my number so I can pick up my food when it's ready. Jerk.
655 BishopofHippo93 Not so much a question. I speak English and German and any time it's even mentioned I always hear some variation of "say something in German!"
766 IoSonCalaf How did you ge those scars? It’s none of anyone’s business and I don’t like talking about it.
929 captainnoob "When are you having kids?" or "Why don't you have kids?" It's a super personal question and it is a pretty sensitive topic for my wife.
5336 RichardConger "What do you have to be anxious about?" Nothing you waffle, that's why it's a disorder.
2135 InternetKidsAreMean Ever been unemployed? - *How's the job-search going?* - *Any leads? Any nibbles?* - *You find a new job yet?* If someone is looking for a job, don't ask them this shit -- it's annoying and makes them feel even more worthless than they already feel. The most you should really do is email / text them any job openings you come across that might be a fit for them (but don't follow-up with them asking if they applied).
1067 0 DancingPaul Do you know him/her? He/she's polish. There's 1.5 million polish people in Chicago. No I don't know them. Except once in a while I do actually know them.
3307 0 the_comatorium I have a very very common first name and a very very common last name. Yes. It's my real name. No. I'm not in witness protection. EDIT: Literally none of you have gotten it yet. EDIT2: This was a mistake.
2042 0 badsantaxx I don't like being asked what I'm doing on the computer. I'm not doing anything. Really. If I were doing something worth talking about I'd tell you, but half the time I'm not even interested in what I'm doing
2466 0 TidalKnave "How are you still single? Are you looking for something serious?" Quite frankly, if I could answer the first question then all of this would be solved now wouldn't it, Lisa. Edit: Family dinners are the WORST for this question.
4102 0 equalsnil "Classics major, huh? What you gonna do with that?" "I dunno. Heroin?"
4986 0 Greenplastictrees "Where do you see yourself in five years?" I can barely predict five days in advance.
1510 0 nogoodimthanks “Oh so it’s just your mom? Where’s dad?” Dead. As in not living. Have a nice day.
4260 0 breathe_in_and_out_ “Why are you so quiet?” or something along those lines.
508 0 PattyHowell "Why is my kid failing your class?"
350 0 msindalian I have twins. "Are they twins?" "No, triplets, oh shit where's the other one?"
582 0 wtt90 "What do you want to do with your life"
570 0 Garacian00 I dread going to the grocery store directly after work because people *constantly* ask me if I work there. (My work uniform involves dark pants and polos of various blue colors, which is apparently all that is required to be certain someone works in a grocery store.) Pro tips if this happens to you: 1. Keep a sweatshirt in your car, preferably not blue. Cover up that polo. 2. Keep your hands on your shopping cart at all times, people are more likely to think you're grocery shopping that way and not returning items or something. When you aren't near your cart keep your cell phone out and a confused look on your face. 3. Move quickly and with purpose, people are less likely to interrupt someone who seems to be doing something. 4. AVOID LITTLE OLD LADIES they always need help. Sounds terrible now that I've typed that out. 5. No eye contact.
2339 0 JedLeland I'm a male Ashley and I hate answering questions about my name. No, I wasn't named after the Gone with the Wind guy. No, my parents didn't want a girl. No, I'm not fucking with you. Just give me my number so I can pick up my food when it's ready. Jerk.
652 0 BishopofHippo93 Not so much a question. I speak English and German and any time it's even mentioned I always hear some variation of "say something in German!"
760 0 IoSonCalaf How did you ge those scars? It’s none of anyone’s business and I don’t like talking about it.
934 0 captainnoob "When are you having kids?" or "Why don't you have kids?" It's a super personal question and it is a pretty sensitive topic for my wife.
5346 0 RichardConger "What do you have to be anxious about?" Nothing you waffle, that's why it's a disorder.
2136 0 InternetKidsAreMean Ever been unemployed? - *How's the job-search going?* - *Any leads? Any nibbles?* - *You find a new job yet?* If someone is looking for a job, don't ask them this shit -- it's annoying and makes them feel even more worthless than they already feel. The most you should really do is email / text them any job openings you come across that might be a fit for them (but don't follow-up with them asking if they applied).