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Title
15533
Reddit at what moment in your life did you stop, chuckle, and think to yourself ‘I’m in danger’?
850
What's something that, once pointed out, cannot be unnoticed?
21545
What's are the most fucked up things you think about on a regular basis?
2042
What has your job desensitized you to?
266
Without saying your age, what's something from your childhood that younger people wouldn't understand?
164
What did you think was common knowledge but honestly wasn't?
3058
What would you do with $5,000 dollars?
5239
Non-Americans, what American stereotype that wasn’t true shocked you the most?
204
NSFW What are some little known NSFW facts?
119
Gamers of Reddit what is the first setting you always turn off/on?
31689
What image or scene from a children's movie/show did you find disturbing?
860
Those who picked inevitably short term career paths (certain musicians, models, athletes, DJ's etc.) how did you eventually adjust when you were no longer relevant in your field?
5615
Cruise ship staff of reddit (cleaners in particular), what are some disturbing secrets passengers should know?
10777
What immediately put you off someone you once liked?
2100
Who is the rudest celebrity you've ever met?
94
What sounds like a compliment but is actually an insult?
54
What thing people don't realize is fucking bad for the environment?
54
How would it affect you if all the duct tape in the world became unstuck?
53
For what purpose are you the "go-to person" at work or school?
107
What’s your favorite European country?
696
What’s the TL;DR of your romantic history?
890
What is a fetish your partner confessed to have that really shook you?
185
What is the strangest sexual act anybody ever asked you to indulge in?
28
CVS gives you unnecessarily long receipts. Reddit, what else is unnecessarily long?
34
What group of people do you hate the most and why?
118
What are people too angry about?
9897
What's your weirdest quirk that people give you shit for?
35
What would you do with 10 dollars?
24
How did the Eagles manage to rescue Frodo and Sam at Mt Doom and still have time to record "Hotel California"?
27
What's a mistake that everyone has made?
106
How does Snoop Dogg leave the marijuana presents in your house overnight if you don't have a chimney?
33
What is a question with only one answer?
30
What are some good time travel movies to watch? Why?
28
What is the most pain you’ve experienced?
22
People who dont cover their cough, what the fuck is your problem?
27
What's your "dog ate my homework" alternative that actually works?
24
What is a sequel that is better than the original?
24
What's the biggest mistake people commint in their 20s?
2619
If diseases had slogans, what would they be?
30
What would your reaction be if Denmark banned male circumcision?
1009 ManInTheCoil Two things come to mind... 1. Working on my dad’s lobster boat. The bait we used was dead skate (basically stingrays) which after a couple days emit a disgusting brown liquid. Needless to say when you spend hours stringing the bait together, some of liquid goes flying around. 2. Working at beach club. My friends says “hey!” I look over to him to say “what” and he has a toilet brush outstretched next to my face which went straight into my mouth. The brush we used for the public toilets. Don’t kiss me
443 ScullysFreckles Limburger cheese and vinegar sandwich. I dry heave thinking about it. My grandpa loved them and one day I harassed him enough to let me try it. He kept telling me how much I’d hate it but I insisted and dear god kill me.
1391 fredsewell A hornet. Landed on a piece of beef jerky just as I was putting it into my mouth and I didn't notice...until the stinging. Oh dear god, the stinging.
665 strum_and_dang A deer once tried to jump over my car, and crashed through my windshield instead. I soon found myself spitting out a mouthful of window glass, deer fur, and blood (some of the blood was definitely mine, not sure if all of it was).
370 SheZowRaisedByWolves I once drank bbq sauce out of a shoe found on the side of the road for $5. Strep throat.
499 thoughtsexplained I made a coffee in a travel mug on my way to work one morning. As I'm driving, I am taking tiny sips of the hot coffee. I drank about half of it this way until it reached a temperature I could take a larger sip. I felt something in my mouth. Maybe I was crazy. Tried to pull a hair out of my mouth but it was gone. Took another sip and this time there was definitely something in my mouth. So I spit* it back into the mug. There was a large spider floating in there. Only a couple very distinguishable pieces of it though. I swallowed the rest by accident. It must have been in the mug before I poured the coffee. I used to just smell my mugs before using them. Now I look in them too.
394 Remoterist A very large, [European House Spider](http://i.a4vn.com/2015/9/4/hoang-hon-phat-hien-con-nhen-to-nhu-con-chuot-trong-nha-5f7300.jpg). The first year I moved to Europe, we had a garden apartment that opened up into a nice yard that my kids could play in. That first year there seemed to be a plague of these humongous black spiders everywhere. They are generally harmless, but HUGE. One day, I washed my face in the bathroom and reached for my towel. As I dried my face, the large black spider that was hiding behind my towel raced across my face looking for a place to hide. I opened my mouth in astonishment not realizing that there was a large spider rushing across my face - it proceeded to run right into my mouth. I caught a glimpse of it in the mirror as it disappeared into my mouth - of course, I immediately spit it out into the sink. It didn't bite me or do anything bad, but its skin felt smooth, cool and silky as if it was made out of silk from an expensive scarf or necktie that had been put it in the fridge - cool, silky and wiggly. I still cannot forget that feeling and to be honest, I hope it never, ever, ever, ever, ever happens again. No Thank You. **EDIT:** The European House Spider is also known as the [GIANT HOUSE SPIDER](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_house_spider) - ours were jet black and nobody was ever actually bitten by them, so I tried to never kill them.
820 Kushisadog I woke up and yawned one day, my dog decided to lick the roof of my mouth
378 sexybloodclot Used to escort. Had a client who lied about their age and appearance. He was about 50 and I needed the money. He had the most disgusting genitalia I’ve ever witnessed. He oinked when he came.
344 JamesandtheGiantAss This is going to be bad so fair warning. I got a little kitten for my 6th birthday. I was out of my mind excited, and I held her up in a sort of lion king thing and she puked. Right into my mouth. But wait it gets worse. She had just been wormed and there were worms in the puke. In my mouth. I'm still not over that one. Also the kitten died soon after.
88 WizardofSorts Cow poop. As a teen I worked on a diary farm with my father. We would play music on a stereo while milking the cows. I was singing along to 500 Miles by the Proclaimers. I'm belting out the da da da part when a cow flicked her tail and flung poo right into my mouth. It was terrible. It was oily. It wouldn't wash out. I'll never forget it.
376 owjim An old dorm roommate used to do chewing tobacco and leave little cup of spit in the room. After doing a shot one night I reached for my chaser and grabbed the wrong thing.
259 eclecticsed My first apartment had no air conditioning. I used to lie around in my underwear, spraying myself with a water bottle now and then while I sat in front of a fan. For funsies and because I'm secretly a child, I'd occasionally spray some into my mouth. Long story short, I had once used that bottle to catch some beetles that I didn't want to kill, and intended to chuck outside the next day. Apparently instead of doing that, I refilled it, continued using it, and proceeded to drink actual beetle juice for weeks without realizing. That, or the time I was yawning and my cat full on sneezed in my open mouth. idk they're both awful.
117 EarthAngelGirl Tonsil stone
58 MorbidDolphin Spilled M&M's on my bed while studying and accidentally picked up a little peice of cat poop my cat had stuck to her paw and ate it (brown and small looked like a sad M&M)
96 Snephiexx Got a blister on the roof of my mouth from eating food before it cooled down enough. That's not the bad part. Accidently popped said blister. The most disgusting thing I have ever tasted! So basically juices from a popped blister.
123 ClaytonBigsbe My friends piss. Way back when my buddy had to send his Xbox 360 out for repair. It was coming back in and he had to work, I didn’t. He asked if I could chill at his house because they wouldn’t leave it if no one was there. Sure, no problem. Hanging out in his room I see a pretty much full bottle of coke. Pour a glass, take a big sip, as soon as it hit my mouth I knew something was wrong. Ran down stairs and spit it out. In the back of my head I knew what it was so I used some mouth wash they had and toothpaste using my finger. He gets home, I didn’t wanna ask him but finally I had to confirm my suspicions and asked. He just looks at me with the most sorry look on his face and goes “nooooo”. I nodded and said yeah. He then explained how he was to lazy to go down stairs in the middle of the night and pissed in the bottle.
998 0 ManInTheCoil Two things come to mind... 1. Working on my dad’s lobster boat. The bait we used was dead skate (basically stingrays) which after a couple days emit a disgusting brown liquid. Needless to say when you spend hours stringing the bait together, some of liquid goes flying around. 2. Working at beach club. My friends says “hey!” I look over to him to say “what” and he has a toilet brush outstretched next to my face which went straight into my mouth. The brush we used for the public toilets. Don’t kiss me
438 0 ScullysFreckles Limburger cheese and vinegar sandwich. I dry heave thinking about it. My grandpa loved them and one day I harassed him enough to let me try it. He kept telling me how much I’d hate it but I insisted and dear god kill me.
1387 0 fredsewell A hornet. Landed on a piece of beef jerky just as I was putting it into my mouth and I didn't notice...until the stinging. Oh dear god, the stinging.
664 0 strum_and_dang A deer once tried to jump over my car, and crashed through my windshield instead. I soon found myself spitting out a mouthful of window glass, deer fur, and blood (some of the blood was definitely mine, not sure if all of it was).
366 0 SheZowRaisedByWolves I once drank bbq sauce out of a shoe found on the side of the road for $5. Strep throat.
503 0 thoughtsexplained I made a coffee in a travel mug on my way to work one morning. As I'm driving, I am taking tiny sips of the hot coffee. I drank about half of it this way until it reached a temperature I could take a larger sip. I felt something in my mouth. Maybe I was crazy. Tried to pull a hair out of my mouth but it was gone. Took another sip and this time there was definitely something in my mouth. So I spit* it back into the mug. There was a large spider floating in there. Only a couple very distinguishable pieces of it though. I swallowed the rest by accident. It must have been in the mug before I poured the coffee. I used to just smell my mugs before using them. Now I look in them too.
400 0 Remoterist A very large, [European House Spider](http://i.a4vn.com/2015/9/4/hoang-hon-phat-hien-con-nhen-to-nhu-con-chuot-trong-nha-5f7300.jpg). The first year I moved to Europe, we had a garden apartment that opened up into a nice yard that my kids could play in. That first year there seemed to be a plague of these humongous black spiders everywhere. They are generally harmless, but HUGE. One day, I washed my face in the bathroom and reached for my towel. As I dried my face, the large black spider that was hiding behind my towel raced across my face looking for a place to hide. I opened my mouth in astonishment not realizing that there was a large spider rushing across my face - it proceeded to run right into my mouth. I caught a glimpse of it in the mirror as it disappeared into my mouth - of course, I immediately spit it out into the sink. It didn't bite me or do anything bad, but its skin felt smooth, cool and silky as if it was made out of silk from an expensive scarf or necktie that had been put it in the fridge - cool, silky and wiggly. I still cannot forget that feeling and to be honest, I hope it never, ever, ever, ever, ever happens again. No Thank You. **EDIT:** The European House Spider is also known as the [GIANT HOUSE SPIDER](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_house_spider) - ours were jet black and nobody was ever actually bitten by them, so I tried to never kill them.
820 0 Kushisadog I woke up and yawned one day, my dog decided to lick the roof of my mouth
386 0 sexybloodclot Used to escort. Had a client who lied about their age and appearance. He was about 50 and I needed the money. He had the most disgusting genitalia I’ve ever witnessed. He oinked when he came.
340 0 JamesandtheGiantAss This is going to be bad so fair warning. I got a little kitten for my 6th birthday. I was out of my mind excited, and I held her up in a sort of lion king thing and she puked. Right into my mouth. But wait it gets worse. She had just been wormed and there were worms in the puke. In my mouth. I'm still not over that one. Also the kitten died soon after.
90 0 WizardofSorts Cow poop. As a teen I worked on a diary farm with my father. We would play music on a stereo while milking the cows. I was singing along to 500 Miles by the Proclaimers. I'm belting out the da da da part when a cow flicked her tail and flung poo right into my mouth. It was terrible. It was oily. It wouldn't wash out. I'll never forget it.
382 0 owjim An old dorm roommate used to do chewing tobacco and leave little cup of spit in the room. After doing a shot one night I reached for my chaser and grabbed the wrong thing.
254 0 eclecticsed My first apartment had no air conditioning. I used to lie around in my underwear, spraying myself with a water bottle now and then while I sat in front of a fan. For funsies and because I'm secretly a child, I'd occasionally spray some into my mouth. Long story short, I had once used that bottle to catch some beetles that I didn't want to kill, and intended to chuck outside the next day. Apparently instead of doing that, I refilled it, continued using it, and proceeded to drink actual beetle juice for weeks without realizing. That, or the time I was yawning and my cat full on sneezed in my open mouth. idk they're both awful.
117 0 EarthAngelGirl Tonsil stone
56 0 MorbidDolphin Spilled M&M's on my bed while studying and accidentally picked up a little peice of cat poop my cat had stuck to her paw and ate it (brown and small looked like a sad M&M)
90 0 Snephiexx Got a blister on the roof of my mouth from eating food before it cooled down enough. That's not the bad part. Accidently popped said blister. The most disgusting thing I have ever tasted! So basically juices from a popped blister.
122 0 ClaytonBigsbe My friends piss. Way back when my buddy had to send his Xbox 360 out for repair. It was coming back in and he had to work, I didn’t. He asked if I could chill at his house because they wouldn’t leave it if no one was there. Sure, no problem. Hanging out in his room I see a pretty much full bottle of coke. Pour a glass, take a big sip, as soon as it hit my mouth I knew something was wrong. Ran down stairs and spit it out. In the back of my head I knew what it was so I used some mouth wash they had and toothpaste using my finger. He gets home, I didn’t wanna ask him but finally I had to confirm my suspicions and asked. He just looks at me with the most sorry look on his face and goes “nooooo”. I nodded and said yeah. He then explained how he was to lazy to go down stairs in the middle of the night and pissed in the bottle.