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Title
788
Grammy Discussion Thread 2018
162
We are Son Lux and our new album BRIGHTER WOUNDS is out now! AMA.
3311
Soggy Bottom Boys -- Man of Constant Sorrow [Folk]
741
Robert Smith fought Mecha-Streisand 20 years ago today!
5373
Dusty Springfield - Son of a Preacher Man [Pop] (1969)
2647
Del tha Funky Homosapien - Mistadobalina [Hip Hop]
283
Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmmm [Alternative]
381
At The Drive-In - One Armed Scissor [Post-Hardcore]
895
The Mamas & the Papas - Dedicated To The One I Love [Rock, Pop] (1967)
634
Cutting Crew - I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight [Rock] (1986)
608
Patrick Swayze - She's like the wind [Soft Rock] (1987)
137
Nicolas - Final Preparations [Electronic]
281
George Harrison - My Sweet Lord [Folk Rock] (1970)
906
Looking Glass - Brandy (You're a Fine Girl) [soft rock] (1972)
526
Madonna - Like A Prayer [Pop] (1989)
293
Simon and Garfunkel - The Sound of Silence [Pop] (1964)
50
Jackson 5 - Want You Back [Classic Soul]
10488
Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal [alternative rock, rock, alternative] (2001)
69
a-ha - Take On Me (2017) [Pop]
22
Leonard Nimoy - The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins [Hobbit Blues]
49
The Allman Brothers Band - Whipping Post (Live at the Fillmore) [Blues Rock] (1970)
15
The Fratellis - Chelsea Dagger[Pop Rock]
62
Faith No More - Crack Hitler [Alt. Metal] (1992)
105
Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son [Rock]
21
The Beach Boys - Good Vibrations [Psychedelic rock] (1966)
202
Mad Season - Artificial Red [Blues, Grunge] (1995)
33
Ten Years After - I'd Love to Change the World [Rock]
92
Felicia Day - Do You Wanna Date My Avatar [Geek pop]
9
Eric Johnson - Cliffs Of Dover [Rock]
135
The Bangles - Manic Monday [Pop] (1986)
21
REO Speedwagon - Roll With The Changes [Rock] (1978)
62
Absolutely hilarious 90s commercial for a so-called "Punk" CD, hosted by a Valley Girl and a Whitesnake reject. Apparently Huey Lewis & Crowded House are punk. ??{Non-music video}
64
I accept your Jim Croce, and raise you a Gordon Lightfoot
34
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Y Control [Garage/Indie rock]
72
The Kinks - Strangers [Rock]
16
Weird Al - Alternative Polka [Comedy](1996)
9
William Shatner - Mr. Tambourine Man [William Shatner]
15
Focus - Hocus Pocus [rock]
22
Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out For A Hero [Dance/Rock]
77
Foreigner - Waiting for a Girl Like You [Rock] (1981)
744
Jim Croce
7
Songs I Love Too Much To Listen To
4146 inserts_username Mozart was definitely not the serious person some people think he is. He was a drunk and a troll who loved poop jokes. There is the masterpiece OP mentioned but there is also the "sequel": "Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber" ("Lick my ass right well and clean") and he also wrote a piece called "A Musical Joke" which is full of dissonance, exciting build ups that lead to nothing, wrong keys, "wrong notes" etc. just to make fun of the musicians playing it and other bad composers (funnily enough while trying to make music that sounds bad Mozart ends up using, for one of the first times in history, politonality a technique used very often during late-romantic and early-modern music.
1971 RedFlaim WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SHEET MUSIC SO I CAN PERFORM THIS MASTERPIECE AT MY GRAD RECITAL?!?!
403 leondrias Mozart loved his ass jokes. [He even composed a melody for a particular singer in faux Latin,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Difficile_lectu) knowing his thick accent would render "Lectu Mihi Mars" as... well, "lick my ass", as well as including a portion where the word "jonicu" would be repeated rapidly in a way that would make it sound like "balls balls balls balls balls". The audience would then turn over their programs and sing another composed melody about how silly the singer was.
979 SkrimTim My neck, my Bach...
99 linguistbeats Idiomatically, it's closer to "kiss my ass" or "fuck you"
234 Ternarian I've heard of a Mach piece called ["Lick My Love Pump."](https://media.giphy.com/media/Y2W94ORJI1lGE/giphy.gif)
442 QuanHitter Lick my flaps nicely, lick it nice and clean, nice and clean, lick my terryfolds. That's a foldy desire, nicely buttered, like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity. Three will lick more than two, come on, gonna eat those foldy folds, and lick, lick, lick. Everybody suck my holdy flappy folds for themselves.
160 Crisp_Volunteer Except for it maybe being some kind of Old-Austrian dialect, isn't it: Leck mich im Arsch?
56 hettybell Mozart was renowned for his musical jokes. One of my favourite stories is about an aria from Così fan Tutte called Come Scoglio. The official story is that the soprano who sang the role at the premier had a great bottom range and a great top range but wasn't fantastic in the middle so the whole aria switches between the two registers throughout (it's a bit of a nightmare to sing I have to admit!) The unofficial story is that Mozart hated the woman singing the role and she had a habit of tipping her head back for top notes and tucking her head down for low notes. By switching between the two registers so quickly Mozart made the woman look like a chicken bobbing her head up and down. I have no idea which story is true (or if neither of them are true) but Mozart certainly had a knack for musical jokes.
172 nootrino Slob on my knob Like corn on the cob \- Mozart (probably)
4146 0 inserts_username Mozart was definitely not the serious person some people think he is. He was a drunk and a troll who loved poop jokes. There is the masterpiece OP mentioned but there is also the "sequel": "Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber" ("Lick my ass right well and clean") and he also wrote a piece called "A Musical Joke" which is full of dissonance, exciting build ups that lead to nothing, wrong keys, "wrong notes" etc. just to make fun of the musicians playing it and other bad composers (funnily enough while trying to make music that sounds bad Mozart ends up using, for one of the first times in history, politonality a technique used very often during late-romantic and early-modern music.
1971 0 RedFlaim WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SHEET MUSIC SO I CAN PERFORM THIS MASTERPIECE AT MY GRAD RECITAL?!?!
404 0 leondrias Mozart loved his ass jokes. [He even composed a melody for a particular singer in faux Latin,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Difficile_lectu) knowing his thick accent would render "Lectu Mihi Mars" as... well, "lick my ass", as well as including a portion where the word "jonicu" would be repeated rapidly in a way that would make it sound like "balls balls balls balls balls". The audience would then turn over their programs and sing another composed melody about how silly the singer was.
978 0 SkrimTim My neck, my Bach...
100 0 linguistbeats Idiomatically, it's closer to "kiss my ass" or "fuck you"
232 0 Ternarian I've heard of a Mach piece called ["Lick My Love Pump."](https://media.giphy.com/media/Y2W94ORJI1lGE/giphy.gif)
446 0 QuanHitter Lick my flaps nicely, lick it nice and clean, nice and clean, lick my terryfolds. That's a foldy desire, nicely buttered, like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity. Three will lick more than two, come on, gonna eat those foldy folds, and lick, lick, lick. Everybody suck my holdy flappy folds for themselves.
160 0 Crisp_Volunteer Except for it maybe being some kind of Old-Austrian dialect, isn't it: Leck mich im Arsch?
60 0 hettybell Mozart was renowned for his musical jokes. One of my favourite stories is about an aria from Così fan Tutte called Come Scoglio. The official story is that the soprano who sang the role at the premier had a great bottom range and a great top range but wasn't fantastic in the middle so the whole aria switches between the two registers throughout (it's a bit of a nightmare to sing I have to admit!) The unofficial story is that Mozart hated the woman singing the role and she had a habit of tipping her head back for top notes and tucking her head down for low notes. By switching between the two registers so quickly Mozart made the woman look like a chicken bobbing her head up and down. I have no idea which story is true (or if neither of them are true) but Mozart certainly had a knack for musical jokes.
176 0 nootrino Slob on my knob Like corn on the cob \- Mozart (probably)
87 0 spqrdecker Here's the audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78HBp-Youk