Who leaves their garbage cans out during a hurricane?
She is not going to remember doing this. It's called an "episode"
"If it gets hit by a Volvo, it doesn't matter how many coats of wax you put on that morning."
When you and your man arguing and you need any excuse to not go in the house
You can't get water spots if your car never dries, genius!
If it's stupid, but it works, it's not stupid.
That would be my mom
Hey, if it's time to wash the car, it's time to wash the car