Score
Title
11450
Woman cleaning the outside of her apartment window
17461
Cat hoarder had 40 cats removed, not a single litter box in the house.
6301
How and why???
21553
65 yo woman trying to renew her license
1151
14-year-old Indonesian boy claims to have laid 20 eggs since 2015, hospital suspects eggs were deliberately inserted
454
Dad Arrested for Impregnating Daughter Granted Bond; She Remains Jailed
773
I wanna jump on this Thumb Train (my shirt ripped)
116
Easy carve boned suckling pig
84
I flip houses. This is a normal purchase.
38123
Mt. Sinabung eruption in Indonesia
79
Snapped a pic at a red light. He let it hang out when he drove away...
381
Bent my knee wrong years ago and chipped off a piece of bone that continued to receive nutrients and grew on its own.
215
Jesus took this wheel
309
Improvise, adapt, overcome
129
NSFW What I cleaned up at work today. Possibly [NSFW]
27
Funeral in the front yard?
1272
Sheep Abduction
44
When you're here.. you can leave your thong in the dining room!
116
So many Thumbs and Big toes, how about a Finger?
56
I have so many questions...
22
We're doing toes now? Check out my matching webs.
34
I was born with my toe-thumb
121
Incoherent
448
Ah shit!
306
Found bags of hair and weird notes on the streets of Berlin. Help me understand what this is!
7
Found this in the middle of the road on my way to work. I live in a suburb in London, UK
1039
baby face cups
378
Just a normal day in Russia
874
I too cut my thumb off and for the last 22 years have had the pleasure of growing hair from my palm.
365
A fashionable way to keep track of your headphones
1
Hummus Flavoured Condoms
224
opened my freezer to find a pile of dead ants
112
Head's up
13833
Dislocated Kneecap
83
Farting Passenger Forces Plane To Make Emergency Landing
21197
Sadly I couldn't get my thumb replaced with my big toe, but I do get half off on palm readings.
836
NSFW GF went to visit her best friend and saw this [NSFW]
548
Unfortunately there were no suitable finger replacements... but hey 25% off pedicures for life
1513
I won the mutational toe-thumb lottery (localized gigantism)
18
Some local restaurant owner was evicted and was serving customers the day before. Needless to say sanitation was lacking.
6105 hands-on How else are you gonna scratch your scrotum mouth?
2957 bloodshotnipples My brother got shit on by a pelican. They shit BIG. It looked like a whole milkshake of shit. It got in his mouth. It stank. He sat on a nearby bench, he was covered in shit. White, runny bird shit. He calmly took off his shirt. Spit a few times and wiped his face. His wife tried wiping his hair. People were laughing, it was sad and hilarious. I bought a cheap t-shirt for him and he found a bathroom in a restaurant to wash up proper. Best time ever in Florida. I love my brother dearly by the way, nobody deserves this.
683 FattyCorpuscle Well, it's not like they [eat pigeo](http://i.imgur.com/kFd58J8.gif)...oh dear god no!
1382 DeniedTrash16 When the characters in a video game start to glitch out in the cutscenes
286 Emekfl Pelicans are such a fucking pain in the ass. The will swallow your bait OR HOOKED fish Then you have to cut the line losing your tackle because some shit dick ass fuck bird swallowed it then you have to put up with random people being like omg you're just gonna let the hook stay in there like bitch I am not Steve Irwin
186 boris_ow i do this with my ballsack all the time