How else are you gonna scratch your scrotum mouth?
My brother got shit on by a pelican. They shit BIG. It looked like a whole milkshake of shit. It got in his mouth. It stank. He sat on a nearby bench, he was covered in shit. White, runny bird shit.
He calmly took off his shirt. Spit a few times and wiped his face. His wife tried wiping his hair. People were laughing, it was sad and hilarious.
I bought a cheap t-shirt for him and he found a bathroom in a restaurant to wash up proper. Best time ever in Florida. I love my brother dearly by the way, nobody deserves this.
When the characters in a video game start to glitch out in the cutscenes
Pelicans are such a fucking pain in the ass. The will swallow your bait OR HOOKED fish Then you have to cut the line losing your tackle because some shit dick ass fuck bird swallowed it then you have to put up with random people being like omg you're just gonna let the hook stay in there like bitch I am not Steve Irwin
i do this with my ballsack all the time