Score
Title
34845
Making out with an iguana...what can possibly go wrong
374
Do not mess with a pissed off cat
530
Make sure you wash your hands
609
This game is not like the others
202
‘Scuse me mister, you seem to have something hanging from your colon
22579
So there’s a storm in the Netherlands right now..
285
Ohh baby!!
2790
It's been so cold in the Northern US, the Plows are starting to rebel
64
Sushi lover pulled a 5-foot tapeworm from intestine, Fresno doc says
3489
The ol’ Pancake handshake
2205
Brain separated from spine
2400
X-ray of a smuggler
5
I didn't know male restrooms can be so awkward
471
I don’t even know what to say.
53
Man in his 60's steals foot long sex toy and panties. Drops panties on the way out.
125
So I went to clean my car this morning and saw this...
30
Look mom, no straps! Firewood on roof
414
A little bit too much wind
141
I'll have two scoops of gelato, and human hair?
269
WTF/ I hope no one's in there
1181
I wonder if her pants match her shoes?
1664
Driver didn’t notice till he got to the fuel pump
361
NSFW Hot Pizza Ass with Crusty Stuff on the edge. Those knees have there own story to tell. (NSFW!)
23458
Who would make something like this and then who the heck would buy it??...
2656
Runaway boat smashed into fishing boat with 3 people on board
181
Found this on display behind glass at a craft brewery...
351
Pitbull puppies for sale
406
Decades of semen squirting land offender in state prison
737
My eyes are confused???
254
The alpaca business must have hit a rut.
6641
Man Gets Sucked Into Snowmobile
21815
One too many...
4888
Spider Man
497
Black Ice
1167
Explosion from Washington Michigan
6798
This Elevator.
4458
Woah. great talent!
4559
That's not how you begin a police chase
2092
Well..this finally fell off my head today. Story in comments
46786
Don't play with fireworks
33 KRB52 *Well, we wuz just tryin' ta git the powa back on in our trailer. We figured the pole would do it.*
9 tehForce Just a little meth money.
8 platinumgulls I had a buddy I played hockey with who worked for the city. They had a bunch of these lying around after doing several upgrades to ones on the highway. He asked his sup what they do with them and he said they just cut them up and recycle them. He said his sup allowed him to cut up two of them and take them to the recycling place. Said he made close to a grand doing it.
9 duhwiked So, steal a pole, but put a flag on it, so they at least followed that law... poorly as it's still too damn long, but it's funny that they at least tried.
5 crazydave33 He was probably gonna scrap it. Little did he know shit like that is marked and tagged. Can't scrap government property like that.
4 FSYigg That's not desperation, that's just looting.
4 c0mad0r Look like typical FP&L contractors to me...
5 vespadano Scrap metal thieves are the scum of the earth. They'll do thousands and thousands of dollars of damage for a few bucks.
2 I_SHIT_A_BRICK Yay Jax made the headlines...GOD DAMNIT
4 WFINLA When Florida, out-Florida's itself.
1 SigShooter78 That's not how it works...
1 neatoburrito /r/floridaman
1 pumpmar oh jacksonville ... never change. or do change, pls..
1 Arthurgang I feel like "caught" is the wrong word. Its not like could hide it, or like possibly run away with it if they got spotted. They were seen with a pole, it just happened to be the police who saw them.
1 aussielander Just need to drive under the speed limit so the cops dont stop you
1 philonius But what about the poor meth dealer who will never get all that money?
1 glacyglay Only in florida
1 fcb98292 ... which is why I tell nobody about my own emergency preparedness.