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Title
40897
He got a little too close.
622
Gymnast Stretches
35697
Currently renovating our floors. Seems everyone has come out of hiding.
480
99 years ago today, a wave of molasses traveling 35 MPH killed 11 people in Boston
173
These are the children of the couple arrested for holding them shackled to their beds in Perris CA
473
The Beer Drinking Fish
152
Sex doll with life like boobs
306
Now I’m afraid to go pooping
94
Shackled children found in California home
106
Why you should screw your lids back on.
547
Flash Flood in Montecito last week
59
Man rips hole in his throat trying to stifle sneeze
349
Two dummies hung in a tree in Maryland today. Wtf?
11630
;) ;) ;)
66
No sitting!
4693
Always look both ways before crossing the street.
26
Pika?
38
It wouldn't be so scary if the beds didn't tilt back when he drove
22
Atlantic white-sided dolphin-skin auto-erotic asphyxia belt - the gift for the person who has everything
545
Building walkway collapses
5590
Wind Turbine on fire
1958
Gloves that rip your skin off if you try to remove them.
399
Delicious Food
13
Git back in there!
46174
Migingo Island, population of 131, only 0.0008sq mi of dirt
12
Parents arrested after children found shackled and malnourished in Perris home
94
Camel transport the way they do it in Saudi Arabia
8
Meanwhile in Australia, brown snake devouring a tiger snake in a backyard
48
Video shows baby tossed safely to firefighters from building
103
I want to know who thought the bucket was a good idea
10
Front-end loader smashes into North Sydney home, flees to liquor store - Nova Scotia
4
These fish don't seem pleased by their relocation caused by Hurricane Sandy.
2433
Cheapest way to cut your own Hair
3441
Drive Thru Dentist
424
Human leather ring mounted on a 24 carat gold band. Yours for only €350,000.
1087
<3
1109
Glitter don't care, glitter get everywhere.
780
car crash in South California
101
NSFW #NSFW Woman has 19kg tumour removed
214
The rolling spread eagle.
42 OB-14 He's going to be very popular with the ladies
14 WiseWordsFromBrett You can’t beat Chris’ Meat
12 ReasonReader I've seen a walk-in freezer that had a panel that was designed to be easily kicked out in an emergency. I'm surprised that anyone is still incompetent enough to build a freezer that you can get trapped in.
8 Aayin This is the most British thing I've ever read.
8 spadge_badger I've used my sausage to get out of a few sticky situations myself.
5 foodandart Hm.. Is British, so likely a student of [Ecky Thump](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturevideo/tvandradiovideo/9345559/The-Goodies-The-Battle-of-Ecky-Thump.html) - the deadly art of combat with a black pudding.
5 gsurfer04 Ecky thump!
4 gutfounderedgal Saved by beating the meat.
3 acwman888 A lot of walk in freezers have this so called safety button which from the inside which actuates the outside handle theoretically opening the door if you are stuck inside. Unfortunately at -20 which these freezers are generally set at, they freeze up. I haven't seen one that works when the freezer is set at this temperature.
2 NEHOG Some meaty comments in this post.
2 amorousCephalopod Silly, Arizona. That's British news.
2 NickVaIentine Looks like Butcher Pete finally got out of jail and is back on the old job
2 constant_chaos Black pudding matters
2 CNCgcode Years of beating his meat finally paid off
1 znaniter Mmmmmm....blackpudding
1 RedHorseRider I wouldn't eat black pudding sausage even if it literally saved my life.
1 cbunni666 Black Pudding sounds like a sex term
1 Seekerrrr He just needed a few good whacks
1 GiveMeUserNamePlsThx Ive worked in these kinds of freezers, and after open for a while condensation gets all over the button than if the door shuts it goes into "over drive" to get the temps back down and actually makes a suction effect too add to the frozen button. My worst fear was some bonehead parking the forklift or a pallet of water on the other side of the door while I was in there.
1 paigezero *pudding
1 Wolf_Taco How is this a news story? If I lock myself in a freezer and then manage to get out I’m not exactly going to call the local news.