Score
Title
34845
Making out with an iguana...what can possibly go wrong
374
Do not mess with a pissed off cat
530
Make sure you wash your hands
609
This game is not like the others
202
‘Scuse me mister, you seem to have something hanging from your colon
22579
So there’s a storm in the Netherlands right now..
285
Ohh baby!!
2790
It's been so cold in the Northern US, the Plows are starting to rebel
64
Sushi lover pulled a 5-foot tapeworm from intestine, Fresno doc says
3489
The ol’ Pancake handshake
2205
Brain separated from spine
2400
X-ray of a smuggler
5
I didn't know male restrooms can be so awkward
471
I don’t even know what to say.
53
Man in his 60's steals foot long sex toy and panties. Drops panties on the way out.
125
So I went to clean my car this morning and saw this...
30
Look mom, no straps! Firewood on roof
414
A little bit too much wind
141
I'll have two scoops of gelato, and human hair?
269
WTF/ I hope no one's in there
1181
I wonder if her pants match her shoes?
1664
Driver didn’t notice till he got to the fuel pump
361
NSFW Hot Pizza Ass with Crusty Stuff on the edge. Those knees have there own story to tell. (NSFW!)
23458
Who would make something like this and then who the heck would buy it??...
2656
Runaway boat smashed into fishing boat with 3 people on board
181
Found this on display behind glass at a craft brewery...
351
Pitbull puppies for sale
406
Decades of semen squirting land offender in state prison
737
My eyes are confused???
254
The alpaca business must have hit a rut.
6641
Man Gets Sucked Into Snowmobile
21815
One too many...
4888
Spider Man
497
Black Ice
1167
Explosion from Washington Michigan
6798
This Elevator.
4458
Woah. great talent!
4559
That's not how you begin a police chase
2092
Well..this finally fell off my head today. Story in comments
46786
Don't play with fireworks
69 RandyTheGod I give my blessing to the people that will have to clean up miss Fatberg.
33 xanplease > "It's basically like trying to break up concrete," Mr Rimmer said. WAT
22 [deleted] Awesome! Where can I purchase some of this recycled fat for my deep fryer?
10 adudeguyman The price of hotdogs just went down. They aren't 100% lips and assholes. Something has to hold them together.
11 wh1t3_rabbit I was like why are people posting 2 year old news, but this is a new fatberg. And much larger. Back in 2015 there was a 10 tonne fatberg https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/apr/21/huge-10-ton-fatberg-removed-chelsea-sewer-london
18 savagedan It's name is Farage
8 pipster33 TIL lard is a unit of measurement
10 Ronfarber Found OP's mom. Someone was going to say it...
5 Kwiatkowski How many keurics is that?
7 snuffy_tentpeg Ahem....Anybody heard of "gutter oil?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp92BlLLVEI
3 vdigi6 Reminds me of that one Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories episode
3 annamalpete IN CHINA THEY REUSE THAT TO COOK THOSE DEEP FRIED FOODS!
2 hulksmash86 I can smell it through the screen
2 Leberkleister13 Nothing a few lagers couldn't clear up.
2 se-tu-m-ami I had no idea that sewage refuse clumps were called fatbergs this is wonderful
3 Britzer Americans would just blow it up with dynamite.
1 hulksmash86 I can smell it through the screen
1 SwingJay1 If the sewer department provided citizens with a free supply of flush-able wet wipes this would not happen and they would actually save money by avoiding the clean-up cost.
1 LittleMzZombie Did a delivery near there recently, and was wondering why Whitechapel smelt like shit. Now I know.