So he disappeared and then popped up with no memory? Are they calling it a fugue state? And if so, has anyone checked the area for an RV that's reeking of chemicals used to cook meth?
Who wrote this story, a bot? It's a series of barely connected sentences with almost no stylistic push.
I bet this involves a girl he met on the slopes. No one just ends up 3000 miles away.
...seems *somebody* just figured out portals.
Could be some promo for some new Netflix Original show.
When you forget to get a Saint Valentine gift for your wife and need an excuse.
Fuck yeah I just found my new favourite story to follow. This is some spooky shit, scoobs.
Oh Jesus, I’m just gonna say it.
It was those damn commie Martians with their ray guns and their anal probes.
Gettin’ so a man can’t *sleep* ‘round here.
This story is going to keep developing and becoming bigger. I'm ready for the show.
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
Abducted? Or fell into a earth hole that ends in Sacramento.
Ah, the ol' fugue state.
Hope you had fun, buddy!
Unfortunately that is the simplest answer
Sounds like something right out of r/stairsinthewoods