Score
Title
12964
Sadly I couldn't get my thumb replaced with my big toe, but I do get half off on palm readings.
35969
When you lose your thumb in an accident and replace it with your big toe.
971
Dislocated Kneecap
3825
car.exe has stopped working
3663
Even small cane toads fucking suck, but this is ridiculous. Classic Australia.
1033
I didn't even need surgery to have toe thumbs.
170
My thumb got reattached. No need for a toe
189
well, it still works i guess
448
I was looking for a flat to rent in Germany
8213
Seriously, who knew that this could happen at such a low speed?
152
My puppy always gives me the hairy eyeball...
39
I won the mutational toe-thumb lottery (localized gigantism)
35
Mirrorless Mirror.
133
Cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse, smashes through metal fence, breaks arm of man trying to catch her then swims to safety on island in lake
322
Never have I wanted to find out what happened next more than now
587
The moment you run out of talent
31004
You guys ok?
108
MJ making friends
383
An Argentine rocket launcher mounted on top of a childs playground slide. Goose Green, Falkland Islands 1982
19
Yeah well, I had to have my thumbs sewn onto my feet.
47
Yo-what the f***
8
Sadly I don't get half off palm readings, but I do get 10% off manicures!
747
this Restaurant in Seoul S. Korea that has a random Raccoon that eats out of your hand.
599
Well that was unexpected...
6
K9 plugs
157
Lost bet dedication
26
Daylight Robbery
5
Photos of a Mac Sabbath show. They are a McDonald's themed Black Sabbath band. WTF????
370
Eye on the prize!
472
The downside of leaving a nail fungus untreated for 2 years in the hopes it'll "fall off."
345
So a friend found this truck in town...
250
This is sad that we have to have warnings like this for well, stupid people.
1125
When you whip too hard
0
Walked into my brothers bathroom today. He hasnt cleaned it in a year
0
This Is What Happens When You Use Rat Poison: Flymageddon
102
Just reading a nighttime Berenstain Bears story to my 2 year old when all of a sudden... WTF!
100
Yeah I'll have two frapachinos and a bucket of water.
153
Some people gift each other flowers. Others, this: (resubmitted -R6)
629
Pepperoni Wheel
21
25% of your next cruise
350 TheThirdWheel915 It seems like a graceful landing
65 StraightOuttaSnacks "Like a glove"
70 wishiwascooltoo Probably one of the better landings he could have hoped for.
25 rollercoastertycoon2 My grandpa was 80 too when he crashed his plane, unfortunately he didn't make it out alive. Glad this guy lived to see another day though.
84 y2k2r2d2 Harrison Ford?
14 lonemonk "Any landing you can walk away from"
18 iamabadexample not a bad strategy to slow down to nothing and hit a single tree about half way up. Although landing in the vacant field may have been best.
24 [deleted] He parks better than my wife does in a car.
76 MrMcSpanky94 What the fuck is an 80 year old man doing flying a plane??
4 dysonlogos Charlie Brown's kite-eating tree has leveled up!
4 thetimmyjohnson i'm always terrified when I see an elderly person driving a car, let alone a fucking plane.
4 ChurchPurm Nice job gramps, glad he's ok that looked about as safe of a crash landing as you could get.
3 R0cket_Surgeon Pretty well parked if you ask me. Didn't even hit that car next to it.
3 ackdaddy I used to work at the company whose parking lot this plane just landed in. Looks like they just added some new equipment to the executive fleet. It's only funny because he's not dead...🤔