Oh shit! Chocobo breeding is real!!!
"My name is Índio Gigante. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
That is actually a Malay Rooster. It's the tallest breed of chicken on the planet. They're also pretty rare and expensive outside of South America.
"What do they taste like?"
"Dont know, havent caught one yet."
Check out saipan chickens. Those things ARE LIVING DINOSAURS. They are creepy as hell in person too.
"Vá. Eu digo, vá embora, menino. Você está me incomodando."
You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man, you're a chicken Boo
Looks like he is about to slip his gigante indio poor little hen, if you know what I mean.
This is the the chicken equivalent of a giraffe
I feel like it would look more natural if he was wearing a knicks jersey
Hullo my little chickadee! Open, I say open them legs....
Walk into the club,
"Hi, I got a big cock...."