Ahh the Ass-Pounder 4000 prototype.
Mr. Garrison already invented this years ago it was called the IT Bike.
And when you run out of lubricant, then what?
And how bad would the friction smoke smell?
And who'd call the fire department to put out the resulting fire?
Two nuns were riding their bikes down a cobblestone street on their way to the church. One nun says to the other, "I've never come this way before." The other nun replied, "It's probably the cobblestones."
I'm sure the Japanese have already invented this.
I'm not sure I could handle the in and out motion while I hit a bump. That just seems like too much.
You need the special shorts with a slit at the back for airflow
This is the prank bike that should be on YouTube.
Ingenious anti-theft device.
no no no! you've got it all wrong.
it can't go down all the way. that means new entry every time, meaning rider has to constantly focus on the middle of the sea or fall off the bike when the dick pegs their inner thigh.
have it come down but always remain three or 4 inches extended. done!