Score
Title
7918
Dislocated Kneecap
2239
Mirrorless Mirror.
19690
Sadly I couldn't get my thumb replaced with my big toe, but I do get half off on palm readings.
36633
When you lose your thumb in an accident and replace it with your big toe.
5085
car.exe has stopped working
410
I won the mutational toe-thumb lottery (localized gigantism)
163
Found this painting in a religious retreat I was doing some work at.
463
My thumb got reattached. No need for a toe
4045
Even small cane toads fucking suck, but this is ridiculous. Classic Australia.
482
well, it still works i guess
1378
I didn't even need surgery to have toe thumbs.
37
Liquid nitrogen + ping pong balls = awesome!
32
Unfortunately there were no suitable finger replacements... but hey 25% off pedicures for life
44
NSFW GF went to visit her best friend and saw this [NSFW]
604
I was looking for a flat to rent in Germany
66
K9 plugs
8310
Seriously, who knew that this could happen at such a low speed?
58
Yeah well, I had to have my thumbs sewn onto my feet.
665
The moment you run out of talent
11
Escaped tiger in toilets
31070
You guys ok?
1
Peel it, feel it.
1
Umm... what?
1
Clean your pores?
405
Eye on the prize!
489
The downside of leaving a nail fungus untreated for 2 years in the hopes it'll "fall off."
365
So a friend found this truck in town...
272
This is sad that we have to have warnings like this for well, stupid people.
1169
When you whip too hard
124
Just reading a nighttime Berenstain Bears story to my 2 year old when all of a sudden... WTF!
110
Yeah I'll have two frapachinos and a bucket of water.
165
Some people gift each other flowers. Others, this: (resubmitted -R6)
27
25% of your next cruise
638
Pepperoni Wheel
153
Unsure who would request this combination of things for their child’s photo
32289
Worst fear.
273
Nostril pipe
311
Who needs railways anyway???????
955
Balance
23
My arm after compartment syndrome and a faciotomy in 2014
769 posthamster ... ladies.
153 beerpop The finger nail wouldn't grow with the finger though, right?
102 HiredMind When this guy flips someone off in traffic, their car goes into orbit.
41 see_u_in_tea Can confirm, he is my proctocologist.
87 beezle_bubba Well isn’t that just a giant f#%$ you!
24 TheSpanishImposition You do not want to cut that guy off in traffic.
22 JuIesWinnfield But, will it bend?
15 telephas1c Sworn enemy of Lord Baelish.
13 AndAroundWeGo That's the biggest Fuck You anyone will ever get.
13 roadtrip-ne His middle finger is Sloth to the other fingers Goonies
7 fezziklives Now here is a guy who gives a fuck!
7 DarthLysergis Now i know why Tom's girlfriend always has a smile on her face and walks like a cavalryman.
6 BreadPresident Yikes that is a seriously fucked up hand, like dude, trim your fingernails. Ew.
6 Skunk2Go Well it is Valentines day.....
6 halamanization Macrodactyly
4 hurdur1 Of all the fingers...
5 2Bored_to_Work The seeding finger?