I'm hoping a real fish didn't have to die for this absurdity.
Looks like even fish make poor life decisions...
This is some potent urban outfitters delusional hipster shit
Welp, Its a large mouth. Not the way I thought my degree would come in handy.
That is the first thing I think of when I have $120 doing nothing.
I bet every early 00's Abrocrombie douche wish they had one
Can you imagine receiving it as a gift and then finding out how much they paid for it?
Nice to know bedazzlers are still in use...
I present to you the cover photo for Donald Trump Supporters mail out catalog.