Score
Title
182
You guys ok?
31907
Worst fear.
185
When you whip too hard
239
Pepperoni Wheel
712
Balance
111
Catching the train
3604
The kitten making tree
103
Who needs railways anyway???????
23
I work in a 5 star hotel, a guest today complained about this being written in their Bible....
30354
Eagle vs Python
3360
The city of Cape Town unveils it's new "Save Water" mascot
51
The aftermath of a CNG tank explosion in a gas station
37
Nostril pipe
317
A series of photographs depicting a variety of developmental disorders/disfigurements caused by the radiation of Chernobyl.
752
That's one way to do it
99
Seen in a bar in Tirana, Albania
127
Robonail advertisement I found in Korea
7
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into Wendy's
1111
This might be the sketchiest guy I've ever seen
4
Found this at salvation army...
160
Saw this on the interstate in Florida
616
Guy dressed up as knight rode his horse to my local supermarket
86
Instructions?
109
The detergent to stain remover ratio was a bit off but the flavorings really paired well with the cake
97
How?
5
Doctor removes worm from Tampa man’s eye. ‘Luckily we caught it just in time’
59
Vagina Mohawks.... 'Nuff Said!
43
Who how where?
12786
Got pitted
2111
when a bus hits a truck full of poo and pee.......
4133
NSFW [NSFW] A woman’s back after a cupping therapy session
301
I had a pack of big red gum in my pants pocket at work yesterday and I sweat through it and something burned me
27151
The heart of a blue whale weighs 440 lbs
680
Let me burn my face
259
Bird bonanza
5611
Woman climbs into an X-ray machine during train station security check to make sure her handbag isn't stolen
3691
This 484lb boar caught in Australia
0
Ambulance aka work truck.
841
Came across this beauty at a Wendy's. It is overflowing with garbage.
3528
Workers shovel beautiful, clean asbestos into barrels circa 1962
4482 ninja996 Well, that is fucking vile. Did you keep cooking with it?
1514 Porrick So we have a holiday home we go to in summer, and it has a cellar where we kept a gallon drum of olive oil (a rare treasure in those days in Norway). At some point, no more oil was coming out even though it still felt full. So we cut the top off to see. Turns out there were lots of preserved mice.
2026 abouttimemichael They were blind to the possible outcomes.
720 Arealentleman I like to imagine the top two fell in trying to rescue the first one.
284 thirdeyedesign As a kid my parents would buy through a co-op where we would get 5 gallon pails of dry goods to last us all winter. One year my parents splurged and got one of liquid honey. As a kid growing up on carob and oatmeal, honey was like meth. Every chance I could I'd steal away to the larder under stairs, pop the lid and swipe a finger through that sweet golden ambrosia. I should mention that 5 gallon lids are a pain to open especially as a kid, so I'd leave it slightly 'off' to make the honey swiping easier. Fast forward to the next spring, by now the honey has crystallized and we're scooping it out with an ice cream scoop, nearing the bottom of the pail. One morning as my mom is preparing to bake something I hear a blood curdling scream coming from under the stairs. Lo an behold, rolled up in the honey are some bits of fur, a tail and a foot of a grey mouse. It took a while for the reality to sink in, but when it did the gagging started, especially after I realised I'd been eating mouse preserves for at least 3 months. In all we found 4 mice drowned at the bottom, ended up tossing the *honey, a pail of* peanut butter (which was 1/2 full) and never bought liquids in bulk again. tl;dr Ate honeyed raw mouse for months without knowing it. edit: clearing up the PB confusion
1246 hey_there_kitty_cat It took you until you smelled rotten animals to notice 3 mice in your oil?! Bro, situational awareness. You didn't notice the chewed lid?
44 roxcursed "This week on Mousetrap Monday"
39 ATTKippy Hold up.. the bottle is see-through. How did you not notice a decaying, furry, clump in your oil?