Instructions unclear. However my dick did not get stuck this time
Umm did the store not realize kids and college students exist this is just asking to get your shit covered in goo.
Was there a wet floor sign somewhere close-by?
The most WTF part of this is that some marketing genius got paid for this.
Grease up that damn squeaky shopping cart wheel.
That's a Target store
Source: worked for Target
They probably did this in an attempt to stop people from opening and sampling the containers on the shelves. In the next city over from me, it can be hard to find a package of hair gel without a big, finger-printed swipe taken out of it. This place probably has the same problem with vaseline.
You guys do realise that there are other uses for vaseline as well, right?