Score
Title
11588
Tissue?
20792
Whole Foods literally has everything
5764
Who needs a litter box when you have a floor?
166
A little help from the employee
164
Found tobacco worms in my pack of camel reds today...I guess their is a reason they are all 50 cents off :|
6736
100 deer on their way through a mountain pass slipped on ice and fell to their deaths
2279
Ram gets killed by his own horn
38
This was just removed from my grandfather's right lung, and they aren't sure what it is. Each jar is 1L.
2930
Beirut, Lebanon’s trash mountains. The government shut down their only landfill without opening a replacement.
81
What parasitic worms in defector reveal about North Korea
8741
Wait for it
18501
This lady covered her entire Fiat with human hair.
487
Ultra iron fortified cereal. I don't think it's supposed to do that.
610
Wrong way driver ahead
471
For the low low price of $1.99...
534
Took this at Phranang Cave in Thailand. Lingams (wood carved phalluses) are offered as a gift to a Thai Goddess.
1764
Snake vomits 5' lizard
5350
Man who kept his right arm up for 40+ years
22805
Hair growing under my toe nail... What do?
135
She might overrated her driving skills
8965
Someone made a Thomas Hexapod Flamethrower
48292
Hitchhiking
5542
When you thought you avoided a near death experience
545
Brother was driving when something flew through his windshield. No object found in the car. Is this a bullethole??
178
Massive gas fire in Oakland county Michigan
697
why does this exist
1206
vomit grew hair
584
Just preggers and hitting the crag...
85
Teenager apparently tried to steal a casket from a funeral home outside Lansing, Michigan
889
This Centrifugal Birthing Device Patent Diagram
12686
My Dog's Tick had a Tick. Tickception.
10470
How did this even happen
348
Marine worm
2456
Can walk 60% faster
1860
This design
41261
Gas station fire
409
Don't know why they had to put this
1297
My mate just got Nando's and realised a few bites in he got free salmonella
1671
For your consideration: The microwave at work.
1507
Shaolin monk...ey
89 Ex-elmo This is even worse. The whole bowl of soup is just saturated in band-aid and human juice
25 DrKushnstein That is the strangest looking miso soup ive ever seen.
15 xThorpyx I ordered a kebab from down the road, started eating it then choked on someones old dirty plaster (bandaid). I phoned the restaurant and after explaining he said "you say we put, I say you put" and put down the phone. He then complained to "Just-eat" a 3rd party online ordering site and said that I need to be banned. Just-Eat then phoned me up and shouted at me some more. In the end I had paid for food I didn't eat, chewed on a strangers blood contaminated object, been shouted at and permanently banned from a restaurant and then been shouted at by a company for having complained in the first place. I reported it to the food standards agency who took the plaster and said that because I had thrown the food away (it had taken them 5 days to respond) there was nothing that could be done. The review I left on their restaurant was removed by just-eat as requested by the restaurant owner. **edit** Here's a picture :/ https://i.imgur.com/0q2gPLv.jpg
7 D_Glukhovsky Miso nauseous.
5 Skyaboo Congrats on being overall more terrible
2 se-tu-m-ami ?? is miso served with noodles?? I've only had miso as a broth with tofu/seaweed/mushrooms/green onions. Never a miso with noodles and bandaids.
2 WillRedditForBeer Miso is a lesser food compared to pizza. Still, **yarf**
1 Robbiev427 On an unrelated note: damn that Miso soup. None of the places near me have anything like that. Of course, if I have the option, I'll always go with no bandaid.
1 Warden_lefae Go back tomorrow, see if you can find the fingernail
1 dalphus1 Eat it all honey
1 PreventFalls There's a band aid in me miso soup!
1 Xertious This is gonna be a meme now, people are gonna cook with bandaids to get internet points.
1 Azzkikka Miso hungry for that Ramen!
1 artcoop61 Imagine the things that band aid has seen! Why it may even have been covering an ass pimple or a cut on an infected penis! Hell that just lends more excitement to the so called "human juice" added to this soup!!!!
1 AlbinoWino11 Where do you think the umami comes from!?
1 Kuntjewceliquor What pizza
1 jose_conseco jokes on yyou you're just buying ramen at a store
0 miggzies Miso horny, me band aid long time