Score
Title
36415
Hitchhiking
500
When you thought you avoided a near death experience
12075
My Dog's Tick had a Tick. Tickception.
389
This Centrifugal Birthing Device Patent Diagram
180
vomit grew hair
10037
How did this even happen
70
Someone made a Thomas Hexapod Flamethrower
100
So that's my spine
47
Just preggers and hitting the crag...
2111
Can walk 60% faster
31
why does this exist
1540
This design
40765
Gas station fire
49
My arm after a seperated ligament
1018
My mate just got Nando's and realised a few bites in he got free salmonella
102
Marine worm
1420
For your consideration: The microwave at work.
7
Newly unveiled school statue
208
Don't know why they had to put this
1250
Shaolin monk...ey
458
Corner of a railyard in Vancouver used for smoking crack is decked out with a bunch of creepy ass mannequins
204
High speed chase in my hometown ended with the dude driving through a building. (Not my picture)
10275
Giving a haircut
3
Found this in my straw - only after I tried to drink out of it
2354
She ruined her eyes.
223
Hypodermoclysis
955
Til death do us part...
1
Just found out that Google has a VP of Diversity. WTF?
2055
Saw this at a target parking lot
0
When you're all set up to film an explosion and a bus drives right in front of your camera
33327
Follow the leader
3745
Female Praying Mantis Eating a Still Moving Male
1279
Flare embedded on woman's leg
1028
When you take "go screw yourself" a bit too literally.
1531
Lurking behind the dumpster.
2643
Shrek fans...
391
They’re selling this in my local Home Goods. Why?
1287
A paperback classic
568
Crabs on Christmas Island
261
Guy sniffing butt in public toilet
5465 thr33beggars That's why I always specifically say, "No band-aids."
3272 PsychedelicCucumber THIS IS WHY WE USE >BLUE < BANDAGES IN THE KITCHEN!
1042 sandwichaufromagesvp It's been a long time since I gagged. Thanks for that.
1694 inofucky *DRY HEAVES*
640 CommentSuppository I hate picky eaters. You haven't even taken a bite out of it and you're posting it here.
105 Gorflub I'm still gonna eat stuffed crust. No fear.
362 MadeUpFax Check to see if there's a scab underneath.
51 DjentRiffication I see your band-aid stuffed crust and raise you my [favorite seasonal topping](https://imgur.com/cy3hbql) from last Halloween at Domino's!
364 chickadeehill My daughter found (in her mouth) a clipped off fingernail in our pizza once. The manager was a real asshole about it until he looked up how good of a customer I was. Too fucking late buddy! Then he tried to give me coupons for pizza. Lol No thanks I'll get my pizza from somewhere else.
50 Duckbilling From "down Periscope" https://youtu.be/F1O9_RVik_Q
42 cheezeburgericanhaz Was this you OP? Could you tell us the story behind it? Did you complain?