Score
Title
34845
Making out with an iguana...what can possibly go wrong
374
Do not mess with a pissed off cat
530
Make sure you wash your hands
609
This game is not like the others
202
‘Scuse me mister, you seem to have something hanging from your colon
22579
So there’s a storm in the Netherlands right now..
285
Ohh baby!!
2790
It's been so cold in the Northern US, the Plows are starting to rebel
64
Sushi lover pulled a 5-foot tapeworm from intestine, Fresno doc says
3489
The ol’ Pancake handshake
2205
Brain separated from spine
2400
X-ray of a smuggler
5
I didn't know male restrooms can be so awkward
471
I don’t even know what to say.
53
Man in his 60's steals foot long sex toy and panties. Drops panties on the way out.
125
So I went to clean my car this morning and saw this...
30
Look mom, no straps! Firewood on roof
414
A little bit too much wind
141
I'll have two scoops of gelato, and human hair?
269
WTF/ I hope no one's in there
1181
I wonder if her pants match her shoes?
1664
Driver didn’t notice till he got to the fuel pump
361
NSFW Hot Pizza Ass with Crusty Stuff on the edge. Those knees have there own story to tell. (NSFW!)
23458
Who would make something like this and then who the heck would buy it??...
2656
Runaway boat smashed into fishing boat with 3 people on board
181
Found this on display behind glass at a craft brewery...
351
Pitbull puppies for sale
406
Decades of semen squirting land offender in state prison
737
My eyes are confused???
254
The alpaca business must have hit a rut.
6641
Man Gets Sucked Into Snowmobile
21815
One too many...
4888
Spider Man
497
Black Ice
1167
Explosion from Washington Michigan
6798
This Elevator.
4458
Woah. great talent!
4559
That's not how you begin a police chase
2092
Well..this finally fell off my head today. Story in comments
46786
Don't play with fireworks
5476 thr33beggars That's why I always specifically say, "No band-aids."
3282 PsychedelicCucumber THIS IS WHY WE USE >BLUE < BANDAGES IN THE KITCHEN!
1049 sandwichaufromagesvp It's been a long time since I gagged. Thanks for that.
1697 inofucky *DRY HEAVES*
647 CommentSuppository I hate picky eaters. You haven't even taken a bite out of it and you're posting it here.
102 Gorflub I'm still gonna eat stuffed crust. No fear.
360 MadeUpFax Check to see if there's a scab underneath.
54 DjentRiffication I see your band-aid stuffed crust and raise you my [favorite seasonal topping](https://imgur.com/cy3hbql) from last Halloween at Domino's!
368 chickadeehill My daughter found (in her mouth) a clipped off fingernail in our pizza once. The manager was a real asshole about it until he looked up how good of a customer I was. Too fucking late buddy! Then he tried to give me coupons for pizza. Lol No thanks I'll get my pizza from somewhere else.
47 Duckbilling From "down Periscope" https://youtu.be/F1O9_RVik_Q
43 cheezeburgericanhaz Was this you OP? Could you tell us the story behind it? Did you complain?