Score
Title
12964
Sadly I couldn't get my thumb replaced with my big toe, but I do get half off on palm readings.
35969
When you lose your thumb in an accident and replace it with your big toe.
971
Dislocated Kneecap
3825
car.exe has stopped working
3663
Even small cane toads fucking suck, but this is ridiculous. Classic Australia.
1033
I didn't even need surgery to have toe thumbs.
170
My thumb got reattached. No need for a toe
189
well, it still works i guess
448
I was looking for a flat to rent in Germany
8213
Seriously, who knew that this could happen at such a low speed?
152
My puppy always gives me the hairy eyeball...
39
I won the mutational toe-thumb lottery (localized gigantism)
35
Mirrorless Mirror.
133
Cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse, smashes through metal fence, breaks arm of man trying to catch her then swims to safety on island in lake
322
Never have I wanted to find out what happened next more than now
587
The moment you run out of talent
31004
You guys ok?
108
MJ making friends
383
An Argentine rocket launcher mounted on top of a childs playground slide. Goose Green, Falkland Islands 1982
19
Yeah well, I had to have my thumbs sewn onto my feet.
47
Yo-what the f***
8
Sadly I don't get half off palm readings, but I do get 10% off manicures!
747
this Restaurant in Seoul S. Korea that has a random Raccoon that eats out of your hand.
599
Well that was unexpected...
6
K9 plugs
157
Lost bet dedication
26
Daylight Robbery
5
Photos of a Mac Sabbath show. They are a McDonald's themed Black Sabbath band. WTF????
370
Eye on the prize!
472
The downside of leaving a nail fungus untreated for 2 years in the hopes it'll "fall off."
345
So a friend found this truck in town...
250
This is sad that we have to have warnings like this for well, stupid people.
1125
When you whip too hard
0
Walked into my brothers bathroom today. He hasnt cleaned it in a year
0
This Is What Happens When You Use Rat Poison: Flymageddon
102
Just reading a nighttime Berenstain Bears story to my 2 year old when all of a sudden... WTF!
100
Yeah I'll have two frapachinos and a bucket of water.
153
Some people gift each other flowers. Others, this: (resubmitted -R6)
629
Pepperoni Wheel
21
25% of your next cruise
394 im_still_in_beta_ If I got a fake pussy smell bottle I'd be so pissed.
117 SlutofAllTime Don't lie you keep this in your glove compartment.
24 The-True-Kehlder Well? What's it smell like?
15 PorkSwordAllStar Honestly, I'm curious how accurate it is...
12 TrueDragon1 Funny how a "real" smelling product has an anime girl on the box
29 occupy_elm_st You aren't allowed in the country with prior drug charges but you can easily buy bottled pussy-juice. Got it...
13 [deleted] [deleted]
10 transwell "I didn't cheat babe , I spilled some real pussy oil"
8 Banana_Fire We may never know the cause of Japan's declining birth rates
16 WhiteBenCarson In America we can only get taint smell in a bottle
5 [deleted] [deleted]