Score
Title
7918
Dislocated Kneecap
2239
Mirrorless Mirror.
19690
Sadly I couldn't get my thumb replaced with my big toe, but I do get half off on palm readings.
36633
When you lose your thumb in an accident and replace it with your big toe.
5085
car.exe has stopped working
410
I won the mutational toe-thumb lottery (localized gigantism)
163
Found this painting in a religious retreat I was doing some work at.
463
My thumb got reattached. No need for a toe
4045
Even small cane toads fucking suck, but this is ridiculous. Classic Australia.
482
well, it still works i guess
1378
I didn't even need surgery to have toe thumbs.
37
Liquid nitrogen + ping pong balls = awesome!
32
Unfortunately there were no suitable finger replacements... but hey 25% off pedicures for life
44
NSFW GF went to visit her best friend and saw this [NSFW]
604
I was looking for a flat to rent in Germany
66
K9 plugs
8310
Seriously, who knew that this could happen at such a low speed?
58
Yeah well, I had to have my thumbs sewn onto my feet.
665
The moment you run out of talent
11
Escaped tiger in toilets
31070
You guys ok?
1
Peel it, feel it.
1
Umm... what?
1
Clean your pores?
405
Eye on the prize!
489
The downside of leaving a nail fungus untreated for 2 years in the hopes it'll "fall off."
365
So a friend found this truck in town...
272
This is sad that we have to have warnings like this for well, stupid people.
1169
When you whip too hard
124
Just reading a nighttime Berenstain Bears story to my 2 year old when all of a sudden... WTF!
110
Yeah I'll have two frapachinos and a bucket of water.
165
Some people gift each other flowers. Others, this: (resubmitted -R6)
27
25% of your next cruise
638
Pepperoni Wheel
153
Unsure who would request this combination of things for their child’s photo
32289
Worst fear.
273
Nostril pipe
311
Who needs railways anyway???????
955
Balance
23
My arm after compartment syndrome and a faciotomy in 2014
368 jive-time-turkey I used to own property at the bottom of the dam, 10 acres. Locals called it, "Thermagetto." ( Thermaleto was the real name). I tell you what, that dam breaking would have caused millions in property improvements, and would have sent meth tainted water all the way to San Fran.
60 cycle_chyck And what does it look like one year on?
54 Tommy84 And now we’re back to praying for precipitation again.
41 Hawk798 Water finds a way to destroy everything. Just takes time. Or in this case days, and a ton of water.
20 sighs__unzips I can't believe that was 1 year ago.
6 ReubenZWeiner Happy Anniversary!
11 the_marxman If I remember correctly they knew it wouldn't hold but they never fixed it because we were in a drought. Then the drought ended.
4 SonarFoobtheGreat I'm in Sacramento but I had quite a few friends that had to be evacuated.
3 sam71286 Here is the forensic report on exactly what went wrong if anyone is interested: https://damsafety.org/sites/default/files/files/Independent%20Forensic%20Team%20Report%20Final%2001-05-18.pdf
6 nightmareuki someone didn't do the math right
4 I_moo_at_horses I’m actually in the middle of writing a paper for my HMLS class on its handling of the Oroville dam crisis. It’s crazy just how close that dam came to a catastrophic failure. I never knew it was the nations tallest dam, either. I thought the Hoover held that title.
2 SixthUnderminer Theres a live discussion over it on YouTube.
2 secretsinthedark Probably a good time to go gold panning..
2 sour_creme so is the drought over?
2 Damasticator Holy shit. Humans are out of their fucking minds.
2 sicilian504 Holy crap, I can't believe it's already been a year. It feels like it's only been a few months.
2 Dalexes Talk about a content rich post. Hey OP, I think the people over at r/CatastrophicFailure would love this stuff.