Sadly I couldn't get my thumb replaced with my big toe, but I do get half off on palm readings.
When you lose your thumb in an accident and replace it with your big toe.
car.exe has stopped working
I won the mutational toe-thumb lottery (localized gigantism)
Found this painting in a religious retreat I was doing some work at.
My thumb got reattached. No need for a toe
Even small cane toads fucking suck, but this is ridiculous. Classic Australia.
well, it still works i guess
I didn't even need surgery to have toe thumbs.
Liquid nitrogen + ping pong balls = awesome!
Unfortunately there were no suitable finger replacements... but hey 25% off pedicures for life
GF went to visit her best friend and saw this [NSFW]
I was looking for a flat to rent in Germany
Seriously, who knew that this could happen at such a low speed?
Yeah well, I had to have my thumbs sewn onto my feet.
The moment you run out of talent
Escaped tiger in toilets
You guys ok?
Peel it, feel it.
Clean your pores?
Eye on the prize!
The downside of leaving a nail fungus untreated for 2 years in the hopes it'll "fall off."
So a friend found this truck in town...
This is sad that we have to have warnings like this for well, stupid people.
When you whip too hard
Just reading a nighttime Berenstain Bears story to my 2 year old when all of a sudden... WTF!
Yeah I'll have two frapachinos and a bucket of water.
Some people gift each other flowers. Others, this: (resubmitted -R6)
25% of your next cruise
Unsure who would request this combination of things for their child’s photo
Who needs railways anyway???????
My arm after compartment syndrome and a faciotomy in 2014
Is that Marquis De Sade Memorial Hospital?
What a pleasant waiting room TV selection. Much better than being screamed at by the news
That's just the waiting room in /r/heck.
The biggest WTF here is you posting this.
This video loop being played in a radiology waiting room where I’m waiting for a scan that requires a full bladder.