Score
Title
7918
Dislocated Kneecap
2239
Mirrorless Mirror.
19690
Sadly I couldn't get my thumb replaced with my big toe, but I do get half off on palm readings.
36633
When you lose your thumb in an accident and replace it with your big toe.
5085
car.exe has stopped working
410
I won the mutational toe-thumb lottery (localized gigantism)
163
Found this painting in a religious retreat I was doing some work at.
463
My thumb got reattached. No need for a toe
4045
Even small cane toads fucking suck, but this is ridiculous. Classic Australia.
482
well, it still works i guess
1378
I didn't even need surgery to have toe thumbs.
37
Liquid nitrogen + ping pong balls = awesome!
32
Unfortunately there were no suitable finger replacements... but hey 25% off pedicures for life
44
NSFW GF went to visit her best friend and saw this [NSFW]
604
I was looking for a flat to rent in Germany
66
K9 plugs
8310
Seriously, who knew that this could happen at such a low speed?
58
Yeah well, I had to have my thumbs sewn onto my feet.
665
The moment you run out of talent
11
Escaped tiger in toilets
31070
You guys ok?
1
Peel it, feel it.
1
Umm... what?
1
Clean your pores?
405
Eye on the prize!
489
The downside of leaving a nail fungus untreated for 2 years in the hopes it'll "fall off."
365
So a friend found this truck in town...
272
This is sad that we have to have warnings like this for well, stupid people.
1169
When you whip too hard
124
Just reading a nighttime Berenstain Bears story to my 2 year old when all of a sudden... WTF!
110
Yeah I'll have two frapachinos and a bucket of water.
165
Some people gift each other flowers. Others, this: (resubmitted -R6)
27
25% of your next cruise
638
Pepperoni Wheel
153
Unsure who would request this combination of things for their child’s photo
32289
Worst fear.
273
Nostril pipe
311
Who needs railways anyway???????
955
Balance
23
My arm after compartment syndrome and a faciotomy in 2014
279 KarlProjektorinsky If no one else said it....move your bed out of the way. Water that color means insulation, and insulation on top of wet drywall means the whole ceiling's coming down and going to make a godawful mess. It's like a time bomb. Get everything you can out of that room, quick as you can. If that's not practical, get everything to one side away from the leak and cover in plastic sheets. Source: still cleaning up from an incident like this 2 years ago where the dust and insulation got into every damn crevice of my stuff
162 WasHogs8 There’s probably somebody up there dead in the bathtub.
131 CliffRacer17 Cut off the heat in your apartment and you can have shitcicles too.
54 fieldsRrings Move your bed. That doesn't look like it will be fixed anytime soon.
96 MindYerOwnBusiness Yeah. You've got poopy water on your face.
17 CopperDopper44 Hello Pink Eye
22 cwatson214 I once was awoken in the middle of the night to a pounding on my door. It seems the upstairs unit had a water tank failure (I was on the second floor). My and my downstairs' neighbors had flooded laundry rooms and bathrooms. It led to big loud fans for a couple of days and not much sleep.
9 japaneseknotweed Flip your mattress on its side and get it out of the way, maybe put your shower curtain on the floor under the leak for if/when the soggy ceiling crumbles. It'll save a lot of drying time if the room is carpeted.
22 StackerPentecost Maybe your upstairs neighbor is housing a mutant fish man in her bath tub, which she’s fallen in love with, and they’ve filled the entire bathroom with water so they can dance and fuck while swimming freely around.
3 crazyrandomnerd This happened to my sister and I in our last place, the room above us just had a baby and they started flushing baby wipes down the toilet and it backed up. Cue the water dripping through air vents and the lighting fixtures then my closet cieling.... our landlord didn't do anything but get the plumber and a bout a week later I was looking in my closet and the ceiling was BLACK. oh man we were pissed, even the couch I had in my room became moldy and we threw it out.
6 Brighton1000 This is [OP right now. ](https://youtu.be/7UxcvQVgDhw)
3 thegoodrevSin Move your bed