Score
Title
7918
Dislocated Kneecap
2239
Mirrorless Mirror.
19690
Sadly I couldn't get my thumb replaced with my big toe, but I do get half off on palm readings.
36633
When you lose your thumb in an accident and replace it with your big toe.
5085
car.exe has stopped working
410
I won the mutational toe-thumb lottery (localized gigantism)
163
Found this painting in a religious retreat I was doing some work at.
463
My thumb got reattached. No need for a toe
4045
Even small cane toads fucking suck, but this is ridiculous. Classic Australia.
482
well, it still works i guess
1378
I didn't even need surgery to have toe thumbs.
37
Liquid nitrogen + ping pong balls = awesome!
32
Unfortunately there were no suitable finger replacements... but hey 25% off pedicures for life
44
NSFW GF went to visit her best friend and saw this [NSFW]
604
I was looking for a flat to rent in Germany
66
K9 plugs
8310
Seriously, who knew that this could happen at such a low speed?
58
Yeah well, I had to have my thumbs sewn onto my feet.
665
The moment you run out of talent
11
Escaped tiger in toilets
31070
You guys ok?
1
Peel it, feel it.
1
Umm... what?
1
Clean your pores?
405
Eye on the prize!
489
The downside of leaving a nail fungus untreated for 2 years in the hopes it'll "fall off."
365
So a friend found this truck in town...
272
This is sad that we have to have warnings like this for well, stupid people.
1169
When you whip too hard
124
Just reading a nighttime Berenstain Bears story to my 2 year old when all of a sudden... WTF!
110
Yeah I'll have two frapachinos and a bucket of water.
165
Some people gift each other flowers. Others, this: (resubmitted -R6)
27
25% of your next cruise
638
Pepperoni Wheel
153
Unsure who would request this combination of things for their child’s photo
32289
Worst fear.
273
Nostril pipe
311
Who needs railways anyway???????
955
Balance
23
My arm after compartment syndrome and a faciotomy in 2014
94 Rudy69 PM me if anyone wants to send me free amazon stuff
107 Autocorrec If I got a free vibrator I’d be happy af. Those things can get expensive.
26 three6hunter What the Frick? This isn't an Xbox card
18 hngovr It's cats walking on the keyboard. Case solved.
16 [deleted] [deleted]
29 agha0013 Canada's federal police force started investigating when a bunch of these were showing up at a university's student union office. Not sure why exactly as no laws have actually been broken, no one is being charged for these items at delivery, they are fully paid for, and they aren't addressed to anyone specifically. Is it creepy? well at first maybe but now it's so common, some people out there are giving up their money to send free shit to people for no known reason. It's not even a successful ad campaign because the list of products seems pretty random, doesn't favor any particular brands. If it's a prank, it's not a very good one, and it certainly seems to be an expensive one. The whole "amazon can't stop it" thing is kinda silly. If you're taking multiple orders for products to be shipped to no one in particular, it should be pretty easy to figure out, and follow where the money is coming from, but why would they even bother? It's making Amazon money.
4 undefined_one How do I get on this list?
7 Philsie I want to know why she assumes it is a man sending these items?
11 amandadnama_1 I see no issue here.
9 SchuylarTheCat Sounds like Nikki should use that dildo to help her stop being an uptight, ungrateful bitch /s
2 SpetS15 only 1 of 10 was reported...
2 takesthebiscuit What the Frick! I didn’t order this!
2 emptybucketpenis I don't see a problem here. Free stuff. Please send me!