Dead for 3 centuries and still after the booty.
Welp, we found a whole new kind of crazy today.
Use nice guys never stand a chance, woman always want the bad boy
Aaarrghhh...she got no treasure on her sunken chest but she got a mighty fine booty."
Lol I do my driving lessons in Downpatrick - I'm none too surprised.
The pirate is like.. seriously what have i got do to shake this loonie bitch iv been dead for ever and she aint getn the message.... .(yarrr)
This pretty much seals it for single men. Women can marry dead men now, and vows only last until death. After that, guy is a free man to marry whomever she wishes. /s
We have strayed so far from the lord's light
This is what happens when you legalize gay marriage. /s
A little strange yes, but not particularly wtf worthy