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He now has an employee for life
At 25 she needs to finally get a job
As a black man, I risked my life for this meme
Maybe I'm selfish but to prove the point: Yesterday I met the son of my Father's Sister - the first time in 30 years.
When I used to smoke cigarettes
No one cares or thinks about Hillary anymore
I started Keto in January, and have lost 80 pounds so far. Still a long way to go, but it feels good.
Good Guy Cop with Radar Gun
It's getting hot in here
I can't celebrate the promotion I got a month ago with just over a $20k raise.
Working restaurant and security, It comes natural to pick things up...
What the fuck lady? I just came here to help a friend pick up furniture.
I really need to get a "no soliciting" sticker for my door. She kept trying to sell me her soap so her kids could be "half as successful as me"
I haven't been offered anything
Every single day in Austin, TX
You do hiring? Let me know if you get anything that's work from home, doesn't require a degree, and pays at least $25 an hour.
Chantix (the quit smoking medication) has possible side effects of seizures, depression, hostility and suicidal thought
I'm a new father relearning what patience means.
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It really starts to add up for a family of four
Technology has devolved but at least it looks cool without buttons right?
I had recently acquired a new position + raise and didn't want to ask for too much.
Always happy to see the birthday notifications on Facebook!
I never thought this would be a problem
And whats with the lack of black people in a Godzilla movie!
I'm building a gaming PC and I had the components delivered to work.
As a new dad it came just in time.
Just my personal philosophy
I bought a value pack of condoms that expire in 2021.
It's not that it's taken over a month to get $65, it's that you're ghosting me over $65. We're family too.
I hate working at a grocery store
After browsing through multiple food/cooking websites, I finally figured out the important things
Almost every time I post.
First world problem in a third world country
I am man
I had the opportunity to hold a chicken yesterday.
I'm 31. I'm old enough know better than to let this kind of crap bother me, but it stung a little bit.