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Title
637
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49443
Advertisers thinking a little too highly of themselves these days...
2202
I don't play WOW anymore because it's too addicting, but sometimes I really miss it
4750
Our criminal justice system hard at work...
692
The Benefits of Being a Junior
343
Silence ensued for at least 2 hours!
633
Why do they have to sell Halloween candy in September?
563
When I emerge from the bathroom after a half hour of diarrhea and my roommate asks what the hell I was doing in there
149
Husband made us pho from scratch for dinner, then brought me a slice of chocolate cake with ice cream.
335
And that's why we can never eat at my favorite Chinese restaurant ever again
399
You're not more important than the hundreds of drivers around you.
87
Basic Reddit etiquette. Reddetiquette, if you will
34486
When the girl behind the bar knows my drink before I order
10233
I just don't have time to bother anymore
144
The single worst First World Problem there is.
67
Not saying that it'll happen, but if the prophecy regarding tomorrow actually DOES happen, this will be me.
523
The window is opened and someone walked by, I just said thanks...
451
So Trump tweeted yet again about "Crooked Hillary" and it's been almost 11 months since Election Day
54
My pregnant wife who has always been petite said the doctor weighed her at 168 pounds. "Only 12 more pounds and you'll be as chubby as me!"
172
Studio executives these days...
213
Dotard vs covfefe
135
When I see Wal-Mart is testing a "Deliver and stock groceries to your house while it's empty" service
185
They are sure quick to take it out though...
91
How it feels talking to people these days...
66
Me, an introvert, saying "I'll definitely be there!" to a cute friends crowded event where I know no one.
18824
My good guy Canadian doc today ripped an uninvited Big Pharma rep to shreds in front of the waiting room
31
Don't worry, they'll tell you
9301
I just couldn't take it anymore.
22
Got two fortune cookies...
14
We all try our best..
124
According to studies, Louisiana (and 34 other states) would get less federal money under the Graham-Cassidy healthcare bill. Senator Cassidy represents Louisiana.
12
I Quit
23
It's not cute, funny or aww. Take it to Facebook.
21
My girl wanted to know why some cows don't have horns.
143
Used to work in a cafeteria
9
Why does this still happen?
1323
Small gestures like this make me happy to work for him
10
Don't resist
34
Coffee didn't taste bad aside from the oil bubbles floating on top
15
I ask the servers to split their large tables when they send back tickets to help us out when we're busy cooking during dinner. But almost every night I get a ticket with 20 different meals that reaches to the floor.
22
Every bloody time

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