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Advertisers thinking a little too highly of themselves these days...
I don't play WOW anymore because it's too addicting, but sometimes I really miss it
Our criminal justice system hard at work...
The Benefits of Being a Junior
Silence ensued for at least 2 hours!
Why do they have to sell Halloween candy in September?
When I emerge from the bathroom after a half hour of diarrhea and my roommate asks what the hell I was doing in there
Husband made us pho from scratch for dinner, then brought me a slice of chocolate cake with ice cream.
And that's why we can never eat at my favorite Chinese restaurant ever again
You're not more important than the hundreds of drivers around you.
Basic Reddit etiquette. Reddetiquette, if you will
When the girl behind the bar knows my drink before I order
I just don't have time to bother anymore
The single worst First World Problem there is.
Not saying that it'll happen, but if the prophecy regarding tomorrow actually DOES happen, this will be me.
The window is opened and someone walked by, I just said thanks...
So Trump tweeted yet again about "Crooked Hillary" and it's been almost 11 months since Election Day
My pregnant wife who has always been petite said the doctor weighed her at 168 pounds. "Only 12 more pounds and you'll be as chubby as me!"
Studio executives these days...
Dotard vs covfefe
When I see Wal-Mart is testing a "Deliver and stock groceries to your house while it's empty" service
They are sure quick to take it out though...
How it feels talking to people these days...
Me, an introvert, saying "I'll definitely be there!" to a cute friends crowded event where I know no one.
My good guy Canadian doc today ripped an uninvited Big Pharma rep to shreds in front of the waiting room
Don't worry, they'll tell you
I just couldn't take it anymore.
Got two fortune cookies...
We all try our best..
According to studies, Louisiana (and 34 other states) would get less federal money under the Graham-Cassidy healthcare bill. Senator Cassidy represents Louisiana.
It's not cute, funny or aww. Take it to Facebook.
My girl wanted to know why some cows don't have horns.
Used to work in a cafeteria
Why does this still happen?
Small gestures like this make me happy to work for him
Coffee didn't taste bad aside from the oil bubbles floating on top
I ask the servers to split their large tables when they send back tickets to help us out when we're busy cooking during dinner. But almost every night I get a ticket with 20 different meals that reaches to the floor.
Every bloody time