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17623When I see all the people sharing their detailed vacation plans on Facebook
1192My Congress Rep had the balls to send me a flyer promoting the eliminarion of a tax paid on estates passed down over $10,000,000.
415There really is no other method for browsing reddit
203I live under a rock
731At least my cat is adorable.
74I think hes busy...
589When I see commercials for Black Friday sales starting on Thanksgiving Day
35963When my wife tells me that she plans to have sex with me later this evening...
212After a couple of years being an EMT.
85Good Guy Gord Downie
193I Feel Like We Have A Lot of This Right Now.
32I followed the advice of many Redditor’s and ended things with my old GF and frankly I’ve never been happier. Link in the comments.
65At this point all I can do is laugh, it's like we bought a Bluth home.
23It feels good to do something like this...
151Really Apple? Really?
87How the days feel after daylight savings time ends.
71Far too often people show up the day before thanksgiving, right as they are trying to get on the road and get mad at me because they have to wait in line for 45 minutes even though "You're supposed to be a quick oil change place".
317Don't be That Guy.
1954My weight loss journey was long and tedious, and I learned this the hard way.
112When Radio Stations Don't Play Xmas music before Thanksgiving
3793This holiday season, just remember...
25If we're still gonna complain about EA, I can't help but notice they aren't alone on the dark side
63Absolutely perfect timing
49Every marketing executive at a big box retailer this time of year.
66Obviously I'm hanging out with the wrong people.
28Well that date ended pretty quick
24My psychiatrist increased my dose of Prozac again. This is not what I told her, but this is what I should have told her.
15Grandma every thanksgiving..
13My son hurt his ankle today. Poor guy
41The hosting family has a limited number of containers available
13When people post bashing sexual predators and abusers then post RIP Charles Manson.
18How dare I give so much notice. Time for me to find a new job!
156Bless Your Heart
4Reddit, we need to give the FCC the good ole EA treatment
75When the post title says, "Link in the comments," and the actual link is buried under prank links to pictures of Link (Zelda), rick rolls, etc.
7EA right now
678My sister, 28. Lives rent free at home with my parents still.
21When my seed ratio goes above 1
9I hate Christmas!