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Title
633
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6783
"You should respect a woman's natural beauty!"
23431
Miss me with that pumpkin spice bullshit.
1838
Doesn't matter, got boob.
432
My sister everyone....
1628
WHAT am I DOING with my LIFE
430
I do this more than I care to admit.
1868
If Captain America were a redditor.
218
Every. Single. Time.
130
Went to the grocery store while looking grubby after cleaning the house and working in the yard.
2912
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212
The gym trainer asked me why I don't have a trainer and then got angry because I told him I don't feel like paying him 40 bucks to tell me I'm doing everything wrong every week.
109
In his defense, it looked like it really hurt.
154
He has to finish missions in a blizzard!
11706
Silence ensued for at least 2 hours!
168
My first thought when I heard about Trump taking on the national anthem protesters.
2352
Don't do it guys. It's a trap.
4672
Husband made us pho from scratch for dinner, then brought me a slice of chocolate cake with ice cream.
2846
I Quit
380
Non-native English speaker here. This hit me today.
294
My wife everyone, we were talking about getting tattoos...
87
To the people who just moved in and tried to get half a street arrested for throwing parties
50
First time owning a nice watch
191
Went to the aquarium...
31
They had fewer video games though
86
After seeing The White House continue to attack multiple black role models (including NFL and NBA athletes) in the span of less than two weeks
22
My message to Trump after his latest string of tweets
96
You're not scaring me!
83
She gave me permission so I’m sure it’s fine
548
Having an uncommon name
1657
My pregnant wife who has always been petite said the doctor weighed her at 168 pounds. "Only 12 more pounds and you'll be as chubby as me!"
130
I've fapped and seen things no man should have
2887
The Benefits of Being a Junior
38
I meant to say armrests.
62
I wasn't a smart child
1260
Basic Reddit etiquette. Reddetiquette, if you will
5195
I don't play WOW anymore because it's too addicting, but sometimes I really miss it
51585
Advertisers thinking a little too highly of themselves these days...
16
Watching South Park with Ad Block.
9
With the Presidents harsh words on the NFL and its social activist players in mind....
1670
And that's why we can never eat at my favorite Chinese restaurant ever again

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