Man, I wish I could wear wolf costumes to the zoo. Talk to bears and shit.
"Omg, that bear is looking right at our son, he must think he's a cub!"
Bear: "I will fucking eat you."
'You're the only other nudist I've seen around here!'
This must be the equivalent of wearing blackface to animals
^^I ^^actually ^^really ^^liked ^^Brother ^^Bear, ^^nostalgia
"Are you mocking me? Cause I feel like I'm being mocked"
Hello Little Bear, I am Big Bear. I shall teach you how to bear.
Both the kid and the bear are thinking "the fuck am I looking at right now?"
There's something very Calvin and Hobbes-esque about this.
You wear the skin of my people. I will kill you first.
Reminiscent of Winnie the Pooh™️ and Christopher Robin in Sleepy Hollow.
seeing animals in captivity always makes me sad